Wow...you know, as silly as this sounds, it's always consolation (for me at least) after a bad situation like that to think: "Well, at least this'll make for a funny story." And nice to make your acquaintance tooravens_nest said:
Worst moment with the opposite Sex?
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err went camping with 6 people including me 3 guys 3 girls and noone got laid because 2 out of 3 of us werent "up" to the occation and the other wouldnt fit
20 min later me and my 2 best mates are sitting by the fire feeling sorry for ourselves while the girls were away for a walk
il admit its only in the weeks after camping i found out the girl i was with was a total ***** and i still hate her to this day so maybe i have a physic penis
20 min later me and my 2 best mates are sitting by the fire feeling sorry for ourselves while the girls were away for a walk
il admit its only in the weeks after camping i found out the girl i was with was a total ***** and i still hate her to this day
so maybe i have a physic penis
When my brother walked in on us when i did it for the first time and figured it would be funny to say
"that looks awesome, may i join in!"
I honest to god lept off the bed, butt naked and judo kicked the door shut, then my girlfriend burst into tears, i laughed, she broke up with me the morning after.
definitly my worst moment!
"that looks awesome, may i join in!"
I honest to god lept off the bed, butt naked and judo kicked the door shut, then my girlfriend burst into tears, i laughed, she broke up with me the morning after.
definitly my worst moment!
?Worst? moments are a bit of an atmosphere killer but as for most embarrassing and scary...
First off, as I have said before, hooray for the anonymity of the internet. Now for the bits where you all point and laugh...
You know that thing that happens when you?re a youngster with a new girl? Try 26, with a girl I?d been with for 6 months, without any warning, before I?d got into anywhere near what could be considered a ?firing position?. She did a very good job of not laughing.
Secondly...girlfriend wearing fishnets and no underwear *drool*. A decision is made (possibly by me ) to leave them on. Unfortunately they were pretty tough ?punk fashion? type fishnets as opposed to the flimsy type that have been designed for that sort of thing. Not sure if it was a case of ?slice? or ?catch & snap? but there was blood, flowing from somewhere you never, ever, want to see blood flow from. Needless to say, I freaked.
First off, as I have said before, hooray for the anonymity of the internet. Now for the bits where you all point and laugh...
You know that thing that happens when you?re a youngster with a new girl? Try 26, with a girl I?d been with for 6 months, without any warning, before I?d got into anywhere near what could be considered a ?firing position?. She did a very good job of not laughing.
Secondly...girlfriend wearing fishnets and no underwear *drool*. A decision is made (possibly by me
) to leave them on. Unfortunately they were pretty tough ?punk fashion? type fishnets as opposed to the flimsy type that have been designed for that sort of thing. Not sure if it was a case of ?slice? or ?catch & snap? but there was blood, flowing from somewhere you never, ever, want to see blood flow from. Needless to say, I freaked.
That, my friend, is very, very bad luckscumofsociety said:?Worst? moments are a bit of an atmosphere killer but as for most embarrassing and scary...
First off, as I have said before, hooray for the anonymity of the internet. Now for the bits where you all point and laugh...
You know that thing that happens when you?re a youngster with a new girl? Try 26, with a girl I?d been with for 6 months, without any warning, before I?d got into anywhere near what could be considered a ?firing position?. She did a very good job of not laughing.
Secondly...girlfriend wearing fishnets and no underwear *drool*. A decision is made (possibly by me
making an extremely sexual joke as a girl I wanted to ask out walked up
(it later turned out fine but the joke was EXTREMELY sexual)
(it later turned out fine but the joke was EXTREMELY sexual)
A girl in high school held my hand for a few days at lunch while we talked. I finally got the courage to ask her out and she gave me this look of confusion. When she finally realized that I thought she liked me she confessed that she held my hand because my hands were warm.
... Dude wtf? Thats soooo bad mate I really do feel sorry for you right now...dualhammers said:
Hopefully this won't get me banned or the thread to stop cause this is probably the best forum topic I have ever read. I joined these forums just to comment.
Anyway, Me and my FB was doing 69. She was on top so with her @$$ in my face, she apparently doesn't wipe all of the way and had sh!t chips in my nose. I continued but that was the grossest sex moment I ever had with a girl.
Anyway, Me and my FB was doing 69. She was on top so with her @$$ in my face, she apparently doesn't wipe all of the way and had sh!t chips in my nose. I continued but that was the grossest sex moment I ever had with a girl.
Ooh ready for this? This was embarrassing... It was my birthday many a year ago and I attended one of the Bourne movies with my best friend and this girl I liked. They forced me to come out because I was sick on this particular bday. They both took me to panda express before hand and bought me a ton of food to eat as well... I remember the scene where Bourne jumps down from the top floor of the building and it shows it from his view for a second... I got really motion sick and threw up all over a guy sitting two rows in front of us in the movie theater... Ridiculously embarrassing, and needless to say, my best friend quoted it every bday until we stopped talking and the amazing girl that I liked never, ever gave me a chance again...
Dammit.
Dammit.
I haven't had any truly terrible moments with girls, but something funny happened a couple of weeks ago. I went over to my friend Amanda's house because was lonely and didn't want to smoke the bong by herself, so we were laying there watching cartoons and movies on her laptop and eventually we became a bit occupied with each other. When we finally got down to the nitty gritty she was on top and after about fifteen minutes she managed to break the only condom she had on hand.
"OH NO!"
"Don't worry, there's another in my jacket."
I felt like a presumptuous ass for having put it in there beforehand, but she wasn't complaining.
"OH NO!"
"Don't worry, there's another in my jacket."
I felt like a presumptuous ass for having put it in there beforehand, but she wasn't complaining.
I'll second that, Thats probably one of the better reasons to get dumped. Her loss at the end of the day XDEvilbunny said:
This isn't very embarrassing, but it's been my worst moment so far.
At the beginning of this semester, in my chemistry class, I saw a girl I had been acquainted with since 8th grade (I'm now a sophomore.) Needless to say she has matured some in two years and has become quite attractive. Unfortunately my gift with words fails in this area, so I attempt to make small talk. In a few weeks my high schools night of jazz was coming up and I was planning on asking her to go, but I never quite work up the nerve. So night of jazz rolls around and I'm there, (i'm in one of the bands), and out of nowhere, she shows up. Greatest moment for me ever. So I ask her to dance and we have an enjoyably time, and it's probably been one of the greatest nights of my life. At the end of the night, I ask if I could buy her dinner and for her phone #.
Long story short, the next time we see each other in class, she doesn't say a word to me. I get a call that evening from her stating that I cuaght her off guard, and that she was seeing someone else.
Disappointment....Oh well, we're still friends, but now her awkwardly weird best friend is hitting on me...
At the beginning of this semester, in my chemistry class, I saw a girl I had been acquainted with since 8th grade (I'm now a sophomore.) Needless to say she has matured some in two years and has become quite attractive. Unfortunately my gift with words fails in this area, so I attempt to make small talk. In a few weeks my high schools night of jazz was coming up and I was planning on asking her to go, but I never quite work up the nerve. So night of jazz rolls around and I'm there, (i'm in one of the bands), and out of nowhere, she shows up. Greatest moment for me ever. So I ask her to dance and we have an enjoyably time, and it's probably been one of the greatest nights of my life. At the end of the night, I ask if I could buy her dinner and for her phone #.
Long story short, the next time we see each other in class, she doesn't say a word to me. I get a call that evening from her stating that I cuaght her off guard, and that she was seeing someone else.
Disappointment....Oh well, we're still friends, but now her awkwardly weird best friend is hitting on me...
Not going to get into the really nitty gritty... *shudders*
The worse time I'm still not in therapy for is this time I went on a school trip. There was this girl I'd liked for ages on the trip as well, and, getting the wrong messages, asked her out. This was on the seond or third day of a week long trip. Made things pretty awkward for the rest of the trip. She never spoke to me again after that...
There was also the time when a friend of mine asked, in a round-about way, whether I was interested in her. Me being the fool that I am in those types of situations didn't get it, so I missed my chance with her. The really bad thing was that I was interested, and had been for a while.
The worse time I'm still not in therapy for is this time I went on a school trip. There was this girl I'd liked for ages on the trip as well, and, getting the wrong messages, asked her out. This was on the seond or third day of a week long trip. Made things pretty awkward for the rest of the trip. She never spoke to me again after that...
There was also the time when a friend of mine asked, in a round-about way, whether I was interested in her. Me being the fool that I am in those types of situations didn't get it, so I missed my chance with her. The really bad thing was that I was interested, and had been for a while.
ohh, this one time was PAINFUL.
we were in history class and I got this really awesome new pen, it had all these buttons and colours, it was just an amazing pen, so I turn around to show my friend and I pull out my tampon instead and was like "Hey, look what I got!"
She bursts out laughing and I notice what I'm holding, and then I hear this guy I liked next to me laughing too.
Very, very embarassing.
we were in history class and I got this really awesome new pen, it had all these buttons and colours, it was just an amazing pen, so I turn around to show my friend and I pull out my tampon instead and was like "Hey, look what I got!"
She bursts out laughing and I notice what I'm holding, and then I hear this guy I liked next to me laughing too.
Very, very embarassing.
Me and some buddies headed to the mall, we told ourselves if we didnt "score" we would kick eachother in the nuts, needless to say we did not "score", so we all when home walking funny