Worst Moments in FPS History

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Asehujiko

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Every time i get called a camper for standing still and lining up my shots accurately instead of storming straight ahead and blasting away. I have an average kill rate but i accomplish my 32/34 kd by using about 150 bullets in total whereas people who pride themselves on their 33/33 waste 10 times as much. And FYI i use heavy machineguns, the type that isn't particulary ergonomic when it comes to ammo.

Particular bad example: In Cod4 i was on crossfire, running into the store near opfors spawn point. I jump into the corner and lean so i can see the opposite alley and shoot a pair of guys there with my p90(i was trying to get the golden smg, stop complainting), drop to the floor and reload. Then some guy storms in and heads straight for the back door, ignoring everything between. I jump up and shoot him in the back. Then a vote was started to kick me because all i did was camp the same place all day... for the grand total of 3.5 seconds i was there.
 

DYin01

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Shiuz91 said:
-snip-I hate money games.
Every game is a money game. No gamebusiness is 'non-profit' unless you count freeware stuff. Just saying..

Eh anyway, I hate twitchiness, so for a lot of FPS games, the multiplayer is the downside for me. I try playing it, but it always sucks. Everybody jumps around, strafing at random moments and trying to avoid eachothers bullets. It looks strange and it's not fun if you ask me.
 

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urprobablyright said:
Ultrajoe said:
[why do] people confuse campers with snipers:

A camper tries to abuse an opportunity or exploitable factor.
A sniper makes his own opportunities.
Snipers don't make their own opportunities, they look through their reticule until someone appears in it. Sniping isn't difficult, observe:

Simple reasoning: Snipers can be really far away. Sniper bullets are very powerful, especially when they hit a head. Snipers can kill someone without that person knowing about it.

These three facts equate to this: Sniping is a particularly easy way to kill people.

It's not skill based, as many people wish. There is no skill-based way to kill people in computer gaming, there won't be one until you're able to physically partake via virtual reality. I was a clan's sniper for weeks (and got the most kills) simply because, as i said to my clanmates, "I'm too damn lazy to mash the WSAD keys!"

And please don't start puking out some arguments about how "oh it takes mad skillz to get a headshot in the heat of battle" because it doesn't, it just takes luck and a quick trigger (/left mouse button) finger (which I defiantly have)... *enemy in targetCLICKBUTTON* .... *enemy in tarCLICK BUTTON* HEADSHOOOOTTTT BOOYAH
BOOOYYYAAAAHHHHHH

For me the worts moments in gaming history were the ones when some smartasses hacked and started running around in mid air above the map shooting everyone. Camping doesn't really p*ss me off (maybe 'cause whenever I wasted life on CS no one ever had the nerve to camp when my fist was within 10 meters)

Campers and stationary snipers are the same thing. There are no exploits in those maps, there are just places that you should not run in front of like a fool.

this is all just my opinion, if you think my aim's a bit off, well, urprobablyright
This is either the best troll I've read in a long time, or you're a very, very stupid person.

Worst FPS moment... probably happened in CS1.6. In a war, I'd just aced [teamdown], second round and I already have a colt. I failed to take down any of the opposing team, followed by my teammate in-site getting killed by said colt. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad, but considering we ended up winning said war 16-0, I was extremely frustrated that I made such a stupid mistake. Lag and other things don't really frustrate me; they're just parts of the games. Campers are easy to take out with practice. Lag is inevitable until we're all at a giant bloody lan. Hackers are easy to deal with; switch servers or ban them.

[Also, to the guy who said sniping on a console is more difficult, you're an idiot. A gigantic bloody idiot.]
 

MrShrike

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Punkbustered out of battlefield 2142
ir'll miss you 2142...
right after ive finished playing fallout 3
 

Pigeon_Grenade

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having a nearly empty clip, waiting a few seconds, reloading and JUST at that moment, someone pops in and turns you into paint when you Know you could have turned them to paint first if you had not reloaded

and those people who toss grenades across the level randomly hoping to kill people
 

Snittgaard

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Tattaglia said:
Bulletinmybrain said:
Tattaglia said:
Lag.
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Lag+MGO=Hell.
So true. That terrible episode when you waste a whole clip of an AK-47 on an enemy, just to have him run up to you, CQC, and slit your throat turned me off MGO forever.
That specific episode seemed to repeat itself over n' over again, whenever i picked the M249 in Call of Duty 4, and these clips/belts are pretty big.
 

0bl1v1onk7

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In CoD 4 when studpid dick-heads knife you to death. I LANd with a guy that, on maps like that ship one at night, follows you around in the shadows and will run around a container or something and knife you in the back. You can't even see him coming. What pisses me off though is he will be top killer because of knifing, but get him face to face in a firing contest and you'll kill him no problem.
 

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tgun said:
urprobablyright said:
Ultrajoe said:
[why do] people confuse campers with snipers:

A camper tries to abuse an opportunity or exploitable factor.
A sniper makes his own opportunities.
Snipers don't make their own opportunities, they look through their reticule until someone appears in it. Sniping isn't difficult, observe:

Simple reasoning: Snipers can be really far away. Sniper bullets are very powerful, especially when they hit a head. Snipers can kill someone without that person knowing about it.

These three facts equate to this: Sniping is a particularly easy way to kill people.

It's not skill based, as many people wish. There is no skill-based way to kill people in computer gaming, there won't be one until you're able to physically partake via virtual reality. I was a clan's sniper for weeks (and got the most kills) simply because, as i said to my clanmates, "I'm too damn lazy to mash the WSAD keys!"

And please don't start puking out some arguments about how "oh it takes mad skillz to get a headshot in the heat of battle" because it doesn't, it just takes luck and a quick trigger (/left mouse button) finger (which I defiantly have)... *enemy in targetCLICKBUTTON* .... *enemy in tarCLICK BUTTON* HEADSHOOOOTTTT BOOYAH
BOOOYYYAAAAHHHHHH

For me the worts moments in gaming history were the ones when some smartasses hacked and started running around in mid air above the map shooting everyone. Camping doesn't really p*ss me off (maybe 'cause whenever I wasted life on CS no one ever had the nerve to camp when my fist was within 10 meters)

Campers and stationary snipers are the same thing. There are no exploits in those maps, there are just places that you should not run in front of like a fool.

this is all just my opinion, if you think my aim's a bit off, well, urprobablyright
This is either the best troll I've read in a long time, or you're a very, very stupid person.

Worst FPS moment... probably happened in CS1.6. In a war, I'd just aced [teamdown], second round and I already have a colt. I failed to take down any of the opposing team, followed by my teammate in-site getting killed by said colt. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad, but considering we ended up winning said war 16-0, I was extremely frustrated that I made such a stupid mistake. Lag and other things don't really frustrate me; they're just parts of the games. Campers are easy to take out with practice. Lag is inevitable until we're all at a giant bloody lan. Hackers are easy to deal with; switch servers or ban them.

[Also, to the guy who said sniping on a console is more difficult, you're an idiot. A gigantic bloody idiot.]
I find it funny you call him a troll, very stupid and another guy a "gigantic bloody idiot" yet give no reasoning at all, now if your trying to suggest aiming on fps's is easier on a console then you're an idiot. A gigantic bloody idiot. As for the guy who pisses on your sniping bonfire he is right....unlike you.
 

DizzleMcSizzle

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kinda related i suppose but my FPS nightmare is when my controller dies in the middle of a round of COD4. that sucks.
also i have to agree with the random throwing of grenades over the whole map. yeah because its really skillful to move the left stick up and press RB.
 

Strategia

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Worst FPS moment for me was first time I ever played Halo 2 (never even saw an Xbox IRL before), CTF on Terminal, and I was fucking about with a Warthog in one of the courtyards near my team's base, trying to manoeuvre it into the open. At one point, I backed up into a wall, and scored my first ever kill - on my own team's flag carrier.....
 

Deschamps

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I believe that the worst moment in the history if FPSs was the introduction of the experience system. It completely ruined the genre.
 

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During a match of Capture the Flag in Halo 3 once I grabbed the flag and made it back to our end of the map. Some dude on our team was following me the entire way, shooting enemies who were after me and I thought "Great! Teamwork! Someone backing me up!". Right up until I got into our base and he then decided to shoot me himself, take the flag and score.

That kind of thing pisses me off.
 

The Rusk

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I get accused of "random nading" quite alot, but I'm not sure if what I do equates to what random nading actually is.

For example, on COD4 if I suddenly get UAV and I see a group of enemies not too far away from me I'll usually chuck a grenade in their direction. I don't do it every time though since I use my knowledge of the maps to judge the distance and the angle I should throw my grenade. Is this random nading?
 

WhiteFangofWhoa

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Tattaglia said:
Lag.
/thread
This. Teamkillers too, but since both of those apply to all online games ever made... something a bit more specific, yet applicable to several shooters- unrealistic hit detection.

What usually happens is I will lean towards the guns I'm told are the most accurate, empty my entire clip into my target with no result, and get capped in one shot immediatley afterwards.

My Killer: LOL PWNED!!
Teamate #1: Fang leave.
Teamate #2: Whitefang u suk beyond belief. Leave now.

Me (In RL): Yeah, no. *Logs out*

Perhaps I simply suck at them beyond all remedy, although my adherence to objectives in CS:S is sometimes a boon when I'm not being instantly killed.