Worst, most groan-inducing puns?
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Alright, I'm dropping a Discworld quote here:
Twoflowers the tourist says to Ricewind the wizard.
"All the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"
"Yeah," said Ricewind. "Luters, I expect."
Ah, Dear Pratchett. When can't you produce wonderful humor.
Twoflowers the tourist says to Ricewind the wizard.
"All the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"
"Yeah," said Ricewind. "Luters, I expect."
Ah, Dear Pratchett. When can't you produce wonderful humor.
Of course your liver died. This thread always de-livers. We start monkeying around and it's a real organ grinder. Have a few more drinks and you'll be knighted Sir Osis of Liver.MaxTheReaper said:
Edit: I've got a really friendly dog. Named him Gar. Keeps the vampires away with his Gar licks.
I used to have lessons in an English class room which had the following sentence pinned to the wall:
"Dear lord, please help me keep my big mouth shut until I know what I am talking about."
I doubt that counts as a "Tom Swift" pun, but hey, it's something.
"Dear lord, please help me keep my big mouth shut until I know what I am talking about."
I doubt that counts as a "Tom Swift" pun, but hey, it's something.
Why do people think pigs are apathetic?MaxTheReaper said:
Because they always look boared.
Geeze guys, you'd think we were sheep or wildebeest from the way we're all railing on Max.
@Max: Seriously, bahhhd move coming in here. You simply gnu that we would have to do this. You should make like a tree and leave, before yew are target of more puns.
I am an evil bastard. >=D
