Worst/Most irritating medical condition you've ever had?

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Kingpopadopalus

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Asperger's. Seriously it sucks because I was put in the special class for a year because I was different. Then I proved that they made a mistake and got out but that year was torture. Hell hath no fury like spending a year with actual retards.
 

Kanatatsu

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Stammer said:
Kanatatsu said:
okay woops, the itchy ball patches was rough, but this is insane. I presume no sex or jerking off, which is also pretty rough. I feel for you.
It's doable. Just in moderation, that's all. :p

Funny story though-- I discovered the only way I can work out on an aerobic machine is to stick my feet in ice water until they get really close to freezing and then step into a pair of shoes that I keep in the freezer. I've got about 60 minutes from that point to work out before I start blistering.
good to hear ... I still feel for you, that's a tough condition. I've played sports all my life and can't really imagine life without it. but I guess we all make do with what we have. you're probably a lot better at video games than me (and I don't think that's a bad thing, I have gamer envy all the time).
 

JasonKaotic

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I have tourettes.
You all stand defeated.

(Granted, mine only makes me do unnoticeable slight movements.)

EDIT: Oh wait, does that count as a medical condition? I don't know.
 

Thedutchjelle

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The flu. Nothing I've had beats that. Feeling cold and warm, unable to breath decently due to a clogged up nose, general I-feel-shitish.

The common household diseases tend to be the most irritating ones. The common cold is up there as well.
 

Marcosn

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Also, about two years ago I must have gotten salmonella. I ate some scrambled eggs at a hotel that tasted kinda funny. Two days later I was going to the bathroom every 10 minutes. It went from being diarrhea to shitting out water. Add the fun of a very sore asshole and you have an entire week full of "fun".
Imagine having that ATLEAST once a month, that is life when you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) So I'd have to say that is my most irritating condition :/
Stopped me going out plenty of a time although it isn't as bad as half of the things in this thread.
 

Siege_TF

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Fibro Mialiga. I am not a human being! I am an animal! Wait... No, no, I got that right.
Luckily all the afflicted tissue was removed before it could spread past my arm. Hell of a scar and a bigass bald patch where the radiation treatments crisped my skin. Really noticible too since my whole body is... follically advantaged (that's what you get when you mix poles and krauts).

But at least that's over with, ecsima(sp) I've had since my childhood, and it's the gift that keeps on dissolving my goddamned skin! >:C
 

antidonkey

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I have gout. It's massively annoying. Every so often it'll flare up and I won't be able to walk for a few days and be in massive pain. Last flare up was in my right knee which was a new, exciting location. Feels like it's about to act up in my left ankle now. Ugh. Guess I need to lay off the red meat and booze. :(
 

Funky Flump

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Some odd fungal infection on my middle finger that made little bubbles appear on the skin...Ewwwww.
 

BloatedGuppy

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Dry eyes. I'd rather have two broken legs. The best part is how easy it is to get it, and how utterly incurable it is once you do.
 

dfphetteplace

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Chronic migraines. I've had them since about 10th grade in high school and they never go away. Sometimes they are tolerable, other times they are disabling. Dozens of doctors have seen me and no one knows what the cause is.
 

Jak23

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Allergic to milk... Yeah it sucks, and to make it worse I didn't used to be, so I know the taste of ice cream.
EDIT: My captcha was "ethnic office"?
 

Drakmorg

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Last year I couldn't hear out of one ear for about a month. What actually troubles me is that I was never able to figure out what the problem was, so theoretically it could pop back up at any time.

Not much else other than that really, my immune system is pretty damn strong so not much has ever happened to me.
 

Voodoomancer

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Once got a neck muscle cramp, my head was at a 45° angle for 2 weeks, trying to keep it upright felt like my spine was being pulled out.