Worst/Most irritating medical condition you've ever had?

[BitterRebel]

When I was 8, I tried to get something from the top of my parents dresser and ended up having the thing crushing me, breaking both of my legs and nose. On the plus side, my electric wheelchair was awesome!

Edit: I have cluster headaches. Do you know how much fun it is to wake up at 2 A.M with your head ready to explode? On the plus side, eating pudding seems to calm it down for some reason, so I have an excuse to keep 20 packages in my cupboards at all times.

Cluster headaches are the worse. There more worse than the 2 hernias I had when I was a kid. Been suffering with them for 10 years now. ( Going have to try this pudding thing out.

 

[enzilewulf]

I have some problem with my stomach at the moment.. I think its a stomach ulcer... but it hurts a lot... I use to have anxiety which hurt but I could always get rid of it where with this... I can't. That and I ate tacos with hot sauce and my stomach acted up and man... I was for sure I was dead for a little. Yet I wasn't so yay! Yeah though ulcers hurt...

Ouch. Have you tried working ginger and mint into your diet? They are naturally good for your stomach. I had a lot of stomach problems until my ND told me to start taking probiotics. You can get these tasty chewable strawberry flavored ones and it seems like candy instead of medicine. Really helps too.

Thank you! I will try that as soon as possible!

 

[Syzygy23]

Hemophilia. No cure, and limits me when it comes to joining the army, i.e. I CAN'T BECAUSE THEY THINK I'LL BE A LIABILITY OR SOMETHING. That's racialist. Or something.

 

[Dags90]

Does diabetes count?
I have that but it sounds worse than it is, I think.

Until you start losing feet and vision...

My longest, and only hospital stay, was caused by septic arthritis. I was on antibiotics for about two months. My joint was fine afterward though, so that's good.

 

[Bran1470]

poison oak in my butt >.<
it was kinda of a karma thing.
i was very young being stupid with my friend and we decided to throw poop on a school building(I know its immature and stupid but i was just a kid) and we ended up wiping with poison oak and in the middle of the night i woke up my my entire butt and that flap of skin in between the balls and butt filled with red itchy dots.

so what did i learn?
Karma is a *****

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I would say scoliosis. Surgery isn't fun. At least now my back is straight though.

Sickness wise though? Well, I was once sick enough I got delusional. Wanted to kill myself for a few minutes, but I was fine once I calmed down.

Aww man I hope I never get to surgery. What degree is yours.

 

[esperandote]

Season alergies, it lasts from august to november by the middle of it i have wounds in my nose and i cant barely sleep because of my nose being blocked

 

[CharrHearted]

Irony cancer... I had all types of cancer in the world except testicular... Then I acquired it... CURSE YOU IRONY CANCER!

 

[Tommeh Brownleh]

I once had a migraine SO bad that I was literally in tears from the pain. Not fucking fun.

 

[christmasbats]

hmm I cant decide between winter vomiting or Tietze syndrome - the chronic kind not the temporary kind. If you don't know what it is, look it up.

 

[I_Sinanju _I]

I had a few cracked ribs I think it was 3, two on the left, one on the right. I was only off my feet for a day and the rest of the time I was moving I felt fine. Then I sneezed and I felt like someone put a grenade in my torso.

 

[Codeman90]

being a Post Liver Transplant patient is kind of a drag.

 

[THEfog101]

Golden Staph. That shit sucked big ones. Thankfully im still in my early adult years so my immune system managed to kill it before it did irreparable damage.

 

[FreakSheet]

Asthma. Woke up in the middle of the night, and it was almost impossible to breathe.

Shit gets scary.

 

[L3G0kees]

I need to get a jaw surgery for a overbite, they will break my jaw put some iron between the cracs and than glue it togother, really NOT looking forward to it.

I had a slight under bite when i was younger. It was really no big deal and I could have lived with it just fine. It didn't make me look ugly and I was just fine with the ladies.

My parents (one who is a doctor btw) said i really should have it corrected through surgery because it could screw up my bite late in life.

Instead of cutting my bottom jaw and moving it back they moved my top jaw forward. This entails cutting the bones on the front of my face and through my sinuses.

My face looked and felt like I hat been beaten with a hammer for 2 months. Since they cut through my sinuses I was leaking blood down the back of my throat for 2 weeks. Blood can seriously irritate your stomach and I puked up blood several times a day for the whole 2 weeks.

And the pain was horrific.

Since then I have had my appendix removed on valentines day.

I broke my ankle playing disc golf and had to have my ankle bolted back together.

But the worst most annoying medical problem I have is gout. FUCKING JESUS WHEN I GET A FLAREUP I JUST WANT TO SLICE MY FOOT OFF!!!!! Shit feels like my foot got run over by a truck.


Sorry for long post!!!

This is really setting my mind at ease.

 

[BNSNightshade]

I have eczema... and it still bothers me to this day.
Just, totally uncontrollable rashes that appear under great times of stress, sometimes denying me sleep T_T
The best part is, you can't itch because you know it'll hurt even more D:

 

[smurf_you]

Worst: being in a car accident and paralised from the waist down for 8 months..... not to mention a bunch of internal injuries that would take too long to type out at 1:30 am

Most irritating: getting pneaumonia.... that shit sucked D: especially at six