Worst Movie Evar!!! (Ever)

[Seldon2639]

I'm just curious what other people think. Obviously, there can be a litany of "Plan 9 From Outerspace" and "Manos: Hands of Fate", so let's try to exclude those.

For me, it's a tie between "The Spirit" and "Max Payne". The former was just over-the-top bad, to the point where it almost seemed like satire of the concept of making a movie of it. The titular Spirit looks directly at the camera and explains things, and Samuel L. Jackson has apparently lost his mind and will take any part.

The latter seemed to take itself seriously, but the part that sent it from "eh, sort of good film noir" into "I would need to be way higher than this to enjoy it" was when his wife rescued him from drowning. Then when his wife rescued him from having more bullets than internal organs (by volume) inside of him at the end.

So, what're all of your takes?

 

[sms_117b]

Disaster Movie, so bad it's not worth the effort to make a pun from the name

 

[necromanzer52]

Gladiator. Russel Crowe is just awful.

 

[purplegothchick]

Lone Star. Critics think it's a great film, but when I watched it I was bored. It's a PAINFULLY slow moving film. I like my films to be a little more 'to-the-point' than that. Same goes for Apocalypse Now, actually (then again, I did see the Redux version, so maybe that's why...)

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Ishtar ... gotta give it to Ishtar.
To be fair I actually didn't see it but by reputation I would say that's it.

Quantum of Solace was dreadful and I've seen it so I'd go with that one probably.

 

[Angus565]

The Eragon movie. big let down for me because i liked the book and the cut out half of the actual story.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I'd have to say Eragon. It was the most horrible book-based movie I have ever seen and ever hope to see.

 

[Novacain4862]

Push. Dakota Fanning was the awful cherry on this awful awful cake. Ending sucked, too many unfinished and undeveloped plots, no character development at all, no main goal.

I want my money back.

 

[RogueDarkJedi]

Every pokemon movie.

 

[thiosk]

The Core.

Omgbadkillmenaow

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Monster Ark. my first thought at the end was " i hope i can clame that hour and a half of my life back from the director of that movie"

 

[Yegargeburble]

Worst I have seen? Meet the Spartans. I saw it for free and wanted money back. I still want to beat its creators with a tuna until they promise not to make any more movies. Ever.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Twilight. Haven't seen it, but anything to do with the books must be like turbo-AIDS.

 

[Goldbling]

Gladiator. Russel Crowe is just awful.

You suck and so does your opinion

the worst movies evarr was Disaster Movie

Edit: Damn Ninja'd

 

[Booze Zombie]

The worst movie I've ever seen is... Scary Movie 4.
Fuck that suck right in it's fuck. FUCK!

When your only semi-funny scene is Charlie Sheen getting a mega-boner and dying, seek help.

 

[Aptspire]

"Legend"
>P

 

[Sprogus]

Epic Movie, a friend paid for me to see it, needless to say, we aren't friends anymore.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Epic Movie, a friend paid for me to see it, needless to say, we aren't friends anymore.

Overreaction of the year.

 

[Cyberius]

Gladiator. Russel Crowe is just awful.

I want you to die...

 

[2PieceOrNot2Piece]

Every movie made by the makers of Scary Movie i.e. Date Movie, Meet The Spartans, Superhero Movie. Does anybody even find them funny anymore?
I mean yeh, Scary Movie 1 had it's moments, when I was 10!