Worst Movie Evar!!! (Ever)

[Kogarian]

Gladiator. Russel Crowe is just awful.

I concur.

 

[jthm]

Any movie directed by Uwe Boll or Seltzer and Friedberg.

No. Blood Rayne so bad it was funny. Honestly, a buddy and I went to see that because Hostel was sold out (not like we missed anything good, but...) and we were laughing so hard on the way home that I had to pull over because there were tears in my eyes from making fun of that movie. Everyone should see Blood Rayne, so they too can laugh at it's horribleness.

 

[Kogarian]

For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.

They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.

So im a troll because i didnt like a couple of movies that you liked...?

Nah, he's just jealous that you're right.

 

[RebelRising]

Righteous Kill was horrendous. It was the fault of the script, but it was just so damn awful. Al Pacino and Robert de Niro deserved better than that. However, I fear that they are just past their prime for a true crime movie. None of this "thriller" shit, that bollocks.

Ben & Arthur was terrible too; I wrote a review of it on these forums. (hooray, self-plug!)

 

[Lucky Chainsaw]

Dragon Wars, or D-War as those pretentious dipshits of movie makers expect us to call it.

 

[jthm]

For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.

They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.

So im a troll because i didnt like a couple of movies that you liked...?

Yes. Yes you are. I'd go into the reasons, but it's easier to just say that you are a troll because I say so.

 

[Fronken]

For me its a tie between 300 and Sin City.

Both of them just sucked balls, they didnt entertain me even a little bit, 300 for its extremely childish way of telling a story and its rampant use of Slow-motion, and Sin City for its annoying "art"style, generally bad acting and craptastic story, though it did include an armed hooker mob...that it does get some style points for.

They see me trollin' they hatin'

Yeah if you aren't trolling, you're officially the worst critic on this board.

For me? Blair Witch Project. Hell, it wasn't even a good student film, it should've never seen a major release.

So im a troll because i didnt like a couple of movies that you liked...?

Yes. Yes you are. I'd go into the reasons, but it's easier to just say that you are a troll because I say so.

You do know that the only one who's been trolling here is you, right?

So if i were you i'd look up what a troll is before you start to accuse others of being one, cause a troll blaiming others for trolling is nothing more than pathetic.

 

[Ancientgamer]

Manos, the hands of fate.



Seriously, watch it sometime. I dare you to sit through the whole thing.

 

[captain awesome 12]

The Phantom Menace. Not the worst movie "EVAR!!!" but really, really bad. The dialogue was the absolute worst...

 

[DarkRyter]

Anything Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have ever touched.

 

[51gunner]

Starship Troopers.

It's a very, very good book by Robert A. Heinlein. The story captures the transformation of a young man into a soldier, and then eventually to an officer incredibly, and it manages to grab a lot of the military experience in it despite its setting way into the future. It's not even particularly full of fighting for a book about some of the original 'Space Marine' archetypes at war.

Transform that into a horribly acted film made of 90% extra buckets of fake blood, devoid of the elements that made the book any good, and outright changing the events of the book. It also spawned two sequels. They even managed to reduce the power-armored people who can break several bugs apart bare-handed into guys who wear plastic bullet retardant who die by the tons.

Debauchery.

 

[CapnGod]

I like the Fronken/jthm spat going on up there. Hilarious.

I really like Clive Owen, and I really like Chiwetel Ejiofor, as well as Michael Caine, but Children of Men was painful. The way it was billed it sounded like a really interesting movie. That way it was made turned it into a crapfest.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

For me its a tie between High School Musical 3 and (I know im going to get flamed for this) Watchmen.

 

[thiosk]

Since no one got to it Snakes on a Plane, the new one, i think i trumped all of you.

Nope, SoaP was a movie by the internet, for the internet.

BiFi. And the post production filming of extra terrible lines sloppily edited in... yeah. It set out to do everything it... set out to do? Thats worth points.

I also disagree with all this epic movie disaster movie scary movie meet the spartans stuff. These movies constitute a GENRE, a genre of terrible.

 

[Beacon]

There are so many bad movies...it's hard to choose...

You could say the anything made by the creator of Scary Movie 2 foreward.

Kingdom of Heaven was horrible...AEonflux...or Ultraviolent...I don't really remember which one I saw...

Saw 2,3,4, and five. Six will be really bad too..

1984 is my favorite book and one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

 

[Shadow Law]

Every pokemon movie.

I'll give you everyone after the first but not the first one.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Every pokemon movie.

I'll give you everyone after the first but not the first one.

Indeed, I was crying at the end of the first one, of course, I was like 8.


My worst movie is The Zombie Diaries, goddamn it was horrible.

 

[Mindex]

It has to be Jarhead, that movie sucked