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CapnGod

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Ok, Kingdom of Heaven got panned, but I really liked it, and have been lead to believe that the director's cut, which should have been released, was a far superior movie that made much more sense.
 

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Dear Lord:

Dragon Wars
Eragon
Twilight... but that was mostly just a bad book
Every spoof movie after Scary Movie 4. (Hell, after SM 1 is questionable)
The Happening.

But really, if you want to see one of the WORST MOVIES EVER, watch Dragon Wars. Make sure you have cleaning supplies for the blood you'll cry.
 

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Lucky Chainsaw said:
Dragon Wars, or D-War as those pretentious dipshits of movie makers expect us to call it.
I dunno. The story was terrible, the acting was painful to watch, but the battle scenes were pretty nifty. (Except for the first one, where it's a squad of soldiers against all those armor guys.)
 

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The Marine, i am almost an expert on bad movies,

Some of the examples of the bad movie.
-for no reason an added scene talking about molestation
-the "terminator" from t2, hearing someone say about the main character "it's like he's the terminator" and then glaring at that person for no reason.
- Actor John Cena
- Being "setted" in america.... yet seeing paperbark trees and gum trees
- all the extra's having an aussie accent...

other bad movies ... anthing with Steven segal, (he uses the inner chi), black sheep, Underworld movies (to dark to see anything, this is also why AVP2 was bad... aside from the whole thing)
 

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Hard one indeed. At first, looking back several years ago (actually many years ago) I though "Artificial Intelligence: AI" was THE dumbest movie ever made. Couse, you know, the director (or whoever, i could care less about how ppl developing a film are named) died, so that Steven Spielberg took over and decided there should be some ALIENS (extraterrestials) somewhere along the way, so he fucked up the whole movie, which was already seriously bad. But enough of my hatred towards AI, lets call in the challenger: No County For Old Men. That movie tried to convince me of being the worst, taking the place of AI, but it was in a different way. It wasn't pointless alien featuring stupidity. It was pure pants-on-head retarded stupidity.

So it's a bit difficult deciding on who's the winrar on "The stupidest movie ever produced", but I would like to nominate them both. In my opinion, even though "No country for old men" comes close, it could never replace the classic place of "AI".

P.S. Whoever thought that "AI" is a great movie (or anything other than pure stupid for that manner) deserves to die of "The Gay" and be miserably forgotten and forsaken for all eternity.
 

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"Disaster Movie" was pretty frigging bad.
I don't think "Max Payne" or "The Spirit" are that bad. And while your defiantly entitled to your opinion, I don't think either movie deserves to be anything near worst movies of all times. There are plenty of more deserving candidates to choose from. (Besides, Hitman was way worser than Max Payne)
Robot Monster was an atrocity.
Smokey Ad The Bandit Part 3 has my most hated scene of all time, when they got stuck in the alleyway chasing the Bandit, and went through that ridiculous bullshit.
 

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sms_117b said:
Disaster Movie, so bad it's not worth the effort to make a pun from the name
I second that. That movie was so horrible they didnt even announce it was on DVD already. I guess the film company wanted to forget about it.

EDIT: I liked Eragon...maybe cause I didnt read the books. Also I gotta add Twilight in there. True blood for kids. Not interesting at all.
 

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My vote goes to a mockumentary about barbers/stylists called 'The Big Tease'. Got it as a rental.

Don't really know what happens in it, but it marks the fastest I've turned off a movie due to boredom.
 

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Angus565 said:
The Eragon movie. big let down for me because i liked the book and the cut out half of the actual story.
Seconded.
It was HORRIBLE.
I can't wait to see if they try to make the second book, hahahaha. Failure waiting to happen...
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Twilight. Haven't seen it, but anything to do with the books must be like turbo-AIDS.
If you go and watch it, it's a pretty good Comedy. Sure it's not meant to be a comedy... but it is...
 

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I haven't seen Twilight nor will I so, Attack of The Clones. Fanboyism aside, for the first hour and a half nothing happened and the acting was wooden as a pine tree.
 

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Lucky Chainsaw said:
Dragon Wars, or D-War as those pretentious dipshits of movie makers expect us to call it.
Forgot this one, I liked the graphics but the plot was just... no word to describe how bad it was..
Edit: I still don't understand why she did what she did...
 

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Gang of Roses.

Worst. Movie. Ever.

Most of it makes no sense, another close one is Robin Hood: Men in Tights but at least you knew it was a comedy. Gang of Roses is like, "What the hell is this?"

EDIT: Eragon Movie sucked too. I never want to see a sequel.
 

MattKirby

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You're all wrong, the worst movie of all times, none of you have heard of. It's an indie film by the name of 2/3's and it is fucking god awful. By the end of it, you so strongly wished u'd have the last hour and a half of ur life back.
 

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First things first: There's a radical difference between movies you love/hate and movies that are good/bad. I know, it's all subjective except multiple aestheticians sure as hell didn't think so and if a movie appeals to enough people it's got at least something going for it. Example: God knows Twilight isn't the greatest (yes I'm being soft, it's for emphasis) but it does manage to give a lot of girls what they're looking for.
So, in this line of thinking, Russell Crowe isn't that terrible and to the tool who took 300 and Sin City to task I can see why you might be accused of trolling especially given the qualifier because really, you are the worst critic on this thread.

Having gotten that bit off my chest I have to cast my subjective vote for Guncrazy because even Drew Barrymore nekkid couldn't save that movie for me.