Pretty much our whole class while watching Pride and Prejudice, I don't think anyone except like 3-4 girls could stand it, and those 4 were the most fucking annoying people ever.s0p0g said:
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Awwwww... we watched the six hour version, and it's my official guilty pleasure.Pikey Mikey said:
Because it had great cinematography, a gentle and relaxing pace, and told an excellent story?Pikey Mikey said:Are you a demigod? How could you watch that for SIX hours?lacktheknack said:
Recently I was up in queensland for a cousin's wedding and on the hotel movie service I noticed that (they had the trailer and all). What on earth were they thinking? I can't believe it actually exists, why Americanise an extremely funny British comedy only a few years after its release? Not to mention I noticed the midget bloke was the same actor. Just how bad is it?TheSkaAssassin said:
OT: Oh y'all forum-goers are in for a treat now, there's the:
*Time I brought a tape of the original King Kong to watch in class as it was nearing the end of the year (back in primary that's all we did around the end of year), the remake was coming out and I'd really enjoyed it. Basically all the other kids and the teacher asked me to turn it off after about, ooh, 40 minutes (when Carl Denham's crew first spot King Kong) and all remarked at how awful they thought it was (mostly because they seemed to have some kind of anti-B&W bias).
*Time I was stuck in a Japanese hotel room with three teenage girls who refused to shut off the tv that was playing the absolutely dreadful "Arizona Dream". Seriously, unless you desperately want a reason to kill yourself don't watch this dreadful piece of shit, it's not even so bad it's good it's just plain awful.
*Times where, with my Dad mostly in awkward silence due to the awfulness on screen, I've seen The Godson (That's a link to my user-review, READ IT!), I'm not there and the Darwin awards on dvd.
*The time I had to sit through Twilight with a group of family friends' children that consists of two teen girls, one tween girl and two teenage boys all of whom are so stereotypically "Teenage" I feel like donning a pair of slit-lens glasses just so my eyes can be slightly spared. Every time I tried to crack a remark to help keep my sanity in that shit-fest the tween would whine and everyone would tell me to shuht up (still, last time I was with them we watched Old Spice videos...and the annoying orange...and played Wii fit...)
*The time I went to see Avatar again (First was with my dad and a friend, second was when a friend invited me along to see it), the friend I listed in brackets (I know it's gramatically incorrect for me to do that but shut up) had invited along another friend I'd never met before and he was a pretty nice guy, then I discovered that this friend had invited along one of his friends (whom neither my friend nor me knew) without asking. I didn't see much wrong before the film, we all ate lunch and got to know each other and he seemed pretty nice, mind you they both seemed a bit stereotypically lad (here in Aus that's basically this, but usually in more mainstream clothing). Then we got into the cinema, hol-y shit. Some of the things that my friend's friend and the unknown friend did included:
-Throwing their popcorn EVERYWHERE
-Yelling at a group of girls sitting across from us whom I feel quite sorry for
-Passing their phone in front of my face and shining this incredibly bright light into my eyes constantly
-Indulging in a never-ending stream of bad, loud commentary which could make any lad or xbl 12 year old blush
-Filming the part of the movie in which Jake Sully and his Na'vi girlfriend started doing it kitty style on their phones
-Attempting to hide under the seats and getting ME AND MY FRIEND to leave the theatre with them if their fears of an usher throwing them out were confirmed
-Insisting we sit up the backrow (Middle seat, middle row=best seat in the house, so why'd they wanna go up to the back of the theatre?)
I hated all the spy kids sequels, the third Shrek film was painful and I was amazed by how stupid Transformers: Revenge of the fallen was. Fortunately, I didn't pay to see any of these, I got free tickets >_>
The Men Who Stare at Goats. I didn't find it nearly as funny as I thought it was going to be..
Also Avatar the second time around, fell asleep.
And lastly, District 9. I bought a large bag of popcorn with no drink. I didn't think anything of it at the time till 45 minutes in when I finished. I was so thirsty, but I didn't want to leave the theater to get a drink..
Also Avatar the second time around, fell asleep.
And lastly, District 9. I bought a large bag of popcorn with no drink. I didn't think anything of it at the time till 45 minutes in when I finished. I was so thirsty, but I didn't want to leave the theater to get a drink..
Wow, someone must really hate your guts, man.Redlin5 said:
Shrek the Third was mildly entertaining, but I only watched it because it was on and I hadn't seen it.
OT: Local Hero. An interesting movie, but I saw Resident Evil: Afterlife earlier that day (don't judge!) and the film was WAAAAY too subtle for me. Then we stopped and watched Twin Peaks.
My cousin is a fan of the Twilight films (she's, what, twelve?) and I'd like to watch them with her. Partly to MST3K them, and partly because I just want to experience a truly horrible movie.
Transformers 2...how can I not have a superiority complex when the majority of the audience were laughing at Michael Bay's terrible balls and sex jokes?
Twilight, taken seriously, wasn't fun either. But bring a friend, get drunk or high, and just mock the shit out of the movie, it makes them AMAZING.
Twilight, taken seriously, wasn't fun either. But bring a friend, get drunk or high, and just mock the shit out of the movie, it makes them AMAZING.
Eragon is high on my list. I tried to watch that with my friend because he was sad because his grandmother died and I wanted to cheer him up and he wanted to watch that. I was not very interested from the start though I really love dragons. I watched what felt like 2 hours of it and felt that the story was not moving at all. There was hope of action at some point and then they simply sidestepped it and my friend fell asleep so I turned it off and let him sleep. He was in a better mood when he woke up so it wasn't a complete failure though.
Superbad was just that. I watched that with 3 friends because one of my friends had heard it was really good. We watched it and we all felt the same thing about it. It was utter crap, but we all have this thing in us that makes us want to complete a movie you've started and we did for the love of god manage to complete it with serious pain. I feel bad for the one of my friends who recommended it though since he had to go through watching it at a birthday party the same week (at the guy who originally recommended it to him).
Kindergarten Cop was really bad and probably the second movie I've walked away from simply because I had no real desire to see an end to it. I needed to end my suffering.
Superbad was just that. I watched that with 3 friends because one of my friends had heard it was really good. We watched it and we all felt the same thing about it. It was utter crap, but we all have this thing in us that makes us want to complete a movie you've started and we did for the love of god manage to complete it with serious pain. I feel bad for the one of my friends who recommended it though since he had to go through watching it at a birthday party the same week (at the guy who originally recommended it to him).
Kindergarten Cop was really bad and probably the second movie I've walked away from simply because I had no real desire to see an end to it. I needed to end my suffering.
the worst ive had would have to be a tie between twilight (my ex litterally payed me to go w/ her >_> we were still togeather at the time ) and the "movie" the mormons made, telling about joseph smiths whole blahblahblah of how he went from some derpaderpa christian to martyr for an even worse spinoff of christianity.
) and the "movie" the mormons made, telling about joseph smiths whole blahblahblah of how he went from some derpaderpa christian to martyr for an even worse spinoff of christianity.
Had to walk out of the latest Harry Potter film because my dad was bored out of his mind ( I hated it as well, though perhaps to a lesser extent).
Avatar. The whole thing about it being visually amazing but plotwise retarded.
Avatar. The whole thing about it being visually amazing but plotwise retarded.
The Last Airbender.
It tried SO hard, and came SO close.
The only issue is how it lost every aspect of soul and Avatar the original had to get that close.
Love and hate are not opposites, I hate because I love. =/
The inability to pronounce names that have ALREADY BEEN CANONICALLY PRONOUNCED THE SAME FOR THREE SEASONS(Sorry caps mandatory) really hurt it. Sokka=/=Soh-Kah Aang=/=Ong Iroh=/=Eeroh.
More then that just a painful lack of acting experience hurt them, a completely mischaracterized Iroh (my favorite character) destroyed it.
It physically hurt to watch because I so badly wanted it to suck slightly less, Walked out of the theater half hour in.
I'd still go see book 2 if it manages to come out after that...
It tried SO hard, and came SO close.
The only issue is how it lost every aspect of soul and Avatar the original had to get that close.
Love and hate are not opposites, I hate because I love. =/
The inability to pronounce names that have ALREADY BEEN CANONICALLY PRONOUNCED THE SAME FOR THREE SEASONS(Sorry caps mandatory) really hurt it. Sokka=/=Soh-Kah Aang=/=Ong Iroh=/=Eeroh.
More then that just a painful lack of acting experience hurt them, a completely mischaracterized Iroh (my favorite character) destroyed it.
It physically hurt to watch because I so badly wanted it to suck slightly less, Walked out of the theater half hour in.
I'd still go see book 2 if it manages to come out after that...
Harry potter 5, half way through the movie the cinema lost power, meaning that we were stuck sitting in the dark surrounded by panicking people for almost 45 minutes.
Add to that the girl next to me implored the attendant if they could "turn the lights on" until they got the movie going again.
o.0
Add to that, we were set upon by pint-sized chavs trying to act hard on the train home and...well, you get the idea
wasn't a good day
Add to that the girl next to me implored the attendant if they could "turn the lights on" until they got the movie going again.
o.0
Add to that, we were set upon by pint-sized chavs trying to act hard on the train home and...well, you get the idea
wasn't a good day
The Tale of Desperaux movie.
I loved the book - simple, immersive, and good for all the ages.
The movie was only the first one - I like the narration and the animation style, but the movie basically says "fuck the book!"
I loved the book - simple, immersive, and good for all the ages.
The movie was only the first one - I like the narration and the animation style, but the movie basically says "fuck the book!"
