Worst Movie experience
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Good Point. I still hate it tough because I find it so boring and annoying. But that's just my opinion.lacktheknack said:Pikey Mikey said:Are you a demigod? How could you watch that for SIX hours?lacktheknack said:
Because it had great cinematography, a gentle and relaxing pace, and told an excellent story?
Eragon.
Not only was that movie a steaming pile of shit on top of a rotting corpse, a couple were having sex two rows behind me and I got kicked in the head. Also, children squawking EVERYWHERE.
Not only was that movie a steaming pile of shit on top of a rotting corpse, a couple were having sex two rows behind me and I got kicked in the head. Also, children squawking EVERYWHERE.
Blades of Glory. Good god, if there were ever certain hours of my life I wanted back, it would be those two. I would not have even been in the theater if not for a friend and her birthday. It was made even less enjoyable by the fact that every time Will Ferrell opened his can of unsubtle, infantile innuendo, some preteen girl a row away started making a noise that can only be transcribed as "AAAAAOOOWWWWNNNGGGGH."
Incidentally, that day was also the only time I have ever been slapped by a girl, so overall it pretty well sucked.
Incidentally, that day was also the only time I have ever been slapped by a girl, so overall it pretty well sucked.
Paranormal Activity, partially because the movie was mind-numbingly terrible and partially because the majority of the audience seemed to enjoy it.
Sat down to watch a movie in a cinema and had a loud couple talking behind me for most of the movie, finally the guy in front of me couldn't take it any more and got up and dumped his coke and popcorn ........ on me >.<
I'm pretty discerning about what I see in theaters and Rotten Tomatoes rarely steers me wrong. so my worst movie going experiences probably aren't that bad in comparison. The one movie I did walk out of though was Stepbrothers. What a pile of unfunny shit that was. I was dragged to go see it by, of all people, my grandmother who had heard from a friend that it was funny. It wasn't. We all walked out in less than half an hour. The experience wasn't helped by the very-clearly-stoned people in front of us who were laughing at everything. Literally everything. Even when the two jackass characters where off screen and it was just the parents having a non-"comedic" conversation they were laughing. It was terrible.
The worst movie in theaters I've actually sat through in a theater is the Bourne Supremacy which, in it's defense, wasn't unforgivably awful and was merely bad. The Bourne series in general is very mediocre but the second one was far and away the worst. Muddled, boring plot and terrible camerawork. Seriously, whoever filmed that car chase should never be allowed to come within 100 feet of a camera ever again.
Worst movie not seen in a theater was either Machine Girl (poorly made and aggressively unpleasant) or The Neverending Story 3 (childhood rapingly bad)
The worst movie in theaters I've actually sat through in a theater is the Bourne Supremacy which, in it's defense, wasn't unforgivably awful and was merely bad. The Bourne series in general is very mediocre but the second one was far and away the worst. Muddled, boring plot and terrible camerawork. Seriously, whoever filmed that car chase should never be allowed to come within 100 feet of a camera ever again.
Worst movie not seen in a theater was either Machine Girl (poorly made and aggressively unpleasant) or The Neverending Story 3 (childhood rapingly bad)
I agree completely with you. These big movies make it look so easy. They all do it the same way "Hey, look! A clue!" "Our culprit is Steve Somebody because of this one insignificant clue that a regular eye would have seen as just a scrap of toilet paper but I saw it for what it was because he looked at it once 40 years ago!"face_head_mouth said:
Worst film? The original Spy Kids. I'd probably spend the entire movie riffing on it and laughing if I watched it now, but 12 or 13 year old me was incensed that they would try to push something this crappy on kids. [sub]I have had the phrase "Floop's Flooglies" burned into my brain ever since. Also the scene where they wake up a shark by peeing in a wetsuit -- never mind the fact that sharks don't sleep.[/sub]
Worst experience, presentation wise, would be anytime I go to an AMC theatre. I swear, they don't train their projectionists. Every film I've seen in one of those places since I was old enough to notice has been projected out of focus, with the sound track collapsed to mono -- and probably turned below reference level to boot. To add insult to injury, the individal theaters tend to smell like mildew. Crappy, crappy multiplexes. Cobb theaters, on the other hand, tend to be pretty good, and there's a local movie-house not too far from where I live to go every now and then, which is run by people who really care about movies, so it's got excellent presentation all the way round.
Worst experience, presentation wise, would be anytime I go to an AMC theatre. I swear, they don't train their projectionists. Every film I've seen in one of those places since I was old enough to notice has been projected out of focus, with the sound track collapsed to mono -- and probably turned below reference level to boot. To add insult to injury, the individal theaters tend to smell like mildew. Crappy, crappy multiplexes. Cobb theaters, on the other hand, tend to be pretty good, and there's a local movie-house not too far from where I live to go every now and then, which is run by people who really care about movies, so it's got excellent presentation all the way round.
Toy Story 3. It wasn't the film that made it a bad experience; it was all the whiny, irritating, fidgeting, high-pitched, retarded children with no bladder control and no respect for what Toy Story means to a nineteen year old.