Worst movie(s) you have ever seen?

[Anathrax]

As the title says. What is the absolute worst movie or movies you have EVER seen. Cartoon, big budget, independent or whatever, if you thought it was so horrid, so crap, post it here.

Mine would have to be Ballistica. Worst dialog ever, even worse acting to rocket it into YOU DO NOT WANT TO WATCH THIS and it clearly rips off the "Ballistica" thing from Equibrium. I think they actually used the same moves. I'd rather have one of Dexter's(Cartoon Network) slapfights with that other guy looped for two hours than watch Boreistica.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I would say 'The Room' but I prefer to think of it as a work of comedic genius.

 

[the clockmaker]

Epidemic by lars von trier
my god the movie does nothing, goes nowhere and says nothing of value.

It is a bloated, self important piece of shit and it put me off anything my that pretentious twat for the rest of my life.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Thunderbirds was by far the worst piece of crap I've ever seen.

It took everything that made the tv show good, threw that out of the window and made something generic and terrible. Awful characters, awful plot and pacing, awful acting, awful everything.

 

[Rawne1980]

The Village and Open Water.

The Village. Nothing happens, nothing at all. The only good part are the monsters and even they are old folk in costumes.

Open Water. Nothing happens, nothing at all (see a theme here). The only good part is the Sharks and they are the size of Goldfish. But it's "based on a true story" people tell me. Indeed it is but it's hardly the most exciting true story I can imagine on film. 2 people stranded out at sea and then they die ..... fascinating.

Special mention to Flightplan for just being shit. Although it's not as terrible as the two above it is an absolutely dire film.

 

[Angie7F]

Any M Night Shamalan movies. (Is that how you spell his name?)

 

[Vault101]

I wouldnt say I've watched any movies that are "awful"

Christmas with Kranks....only because its actually disturbing how the towns people bully the Kranks into conforming

 

[Strazdas]

i am so envy now that people here havent seen actual bad movies..... you are so lucky.....

Try Black Ribbon.
Its a 100 dollar movie about a possed typewritter. i kid you not, this is the worst movie every created. Movies like The village and The Room are masterpieces in comparison.

and then there are movies....
a situation: a person is runing from a werewolf and need car keys. so he searches his girfriends purse for them, and when she asks to hurry up he replies:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ackbco1eL54[/youtube]

 

[Lynx]

Twilight. Saw the first two out of sheer curiosity. My God, it was so awkward I couldn't even laugh.

And anything with Blake Lively. That woman just ruins movies for me.

 

[Sixcess]

Superman IV.

I have a great deal of fondness for the other films in the series, even the oft criticised third film, but the fourth movie is just terrible in every way. It's one of those films that you actually feel embarassed for everyone involved in making it. Even Gene Hackman's scenes fall flat, and he's never bad in anything.

 

[thejarofdirt882]

It was so bad I blanked the name from my memory, but I looked it up and it's The Forgotten.

Jeez it was so boring & badly acted. (We also managed to guess the entire plot, "twist" and all.)

The Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie was bad too, ridiculously bad pretty much across the board. So bad it was almost a parody of itself, and not a funny one at that. Good thing Mr Whedon took it back and made a great TV show out of what he wanted it to be like.

 

[ShinyCharizard]

The Love Guru. I walked out of the cinema after 20 minutes it was that bad.

 

[redknightalex]

The first Transformers movie. Most of the time I can deal with a bad movie as just a bad decision but that was the first time I actually wanted those two hours of my life back.

The only other one I can think of was a really bad movie was about some teenager killing dozens of people in his town for no reason at all. It was revolting. The only reason why I list this second was because, when I watched it, I was on a lot of pain killers from my wisdom teeth being pulled and I'd watch anything at that point. So bad.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

D.E.B.S and Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

The only two movies that I have ever seen which I could not see to the very end because of how bad they were. Whoever could consider any of these two movies as pure genius should stop whatever they are doing and quickly reevaluate themselves, for they are living in a fantasy world (or on some kick ass drugs).

 

[Casual Shinji]

John Carter

Yes, I know there are far worse, i.e. amateuristic movies, but this was one of if not the worst movie experience I can remember. It was so bland and boring I could feel it sucking my will to live.

 

[DA_MAISTA]

"The Devil wears Prada"
Honestly, that movie was so abysmal and infuriating, so hideously misguided and offensive, I had to watch Blackhawk Down immediately afterwards to rinse my palette.

Second place goes to "Immortals"
Thatb was just mightily bad in every respect.

 

[draken693]

The Passion of the Christ. Jesus snuff film that hides under the guise of that is how it really happened.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

So far my worst one has gone to Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
I have yet to see a movie that has made me pause just so I could shout at the screen.

 

[Orks da best]

Well I watch zombie strippers on demand once, just ugh.

but for threaters, probley transformers dar of the moon.

and as for at home I caught a glimsp of twilight when my sisters were watching it, I hated it in a minute.