Worst Movie you have ever seen
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*sigh*Xandus117 said:
Yep.... that's for real. Let me tell you, when you spend lots of your spare time renting DVD's from the back shelves, you see some pretty wierd shit. The sort of stuff that you can never, ever forget no matter how much you want to.
Sex and the City: The Movie.
Utterly reprehensible.
The phrase you most commonly hear flung around in conjunction with this amoral atrocity is "chick flick"; which tells you something of the inherent sexism of the project.
A vacuous tale of disgusting privileged upper-class biddies who spend the entire duration of the film spending disgusting amounts of money on disgusting clothing and property, only to cram in the proverbial ethics du jour right at the digusting end.
This film has the galls to moralize after this orgy; after this audacious, expenditure fornicating with the powers of evil, it dares tell us that there is more to life than looking "fabulous"?
Perhaps the worst thing about the whole ordeal is how the studio aimed it at a general female demographic, as if anyone regardless of sex would be able to enjoy this callous monster.
But even setting the subtextual implications aside, a film is in a lot of trouble if the most likeable characters are an adulterer, a promise breaker and a small kid who says "sex" at one point.
However, I agree on the subject of Kidman.
Let's face it, Academy. She got the award for putting on a fake nose. You don't have to cover it up, the world already knows.
The best performance in that film is delivered by Julianne Moore; a far more competent and intuitive actor than Kidman.
Utterly reprehensible.
The phrase you most commonly hear flung around in conjunction with this amoral atrocity is "chick flick"; which tells you something of the inherent sexism of the project.
A vacuous tale of disgusting privileged upper-class biddies who spend the entire duration of the film spending disgusting amounts of money on disgusting clothing and property, only to cram in the proverbial ethics du jour right at the digusting end.
This film has the galls to moralize after this orgy; after this audacious, expenditure fornicating with the powers of evil, it dares tell us that there is more to life than looking "fabulous"?
Perhaps the worst thing about the whole ordeal is how the studio aimed it at a general female demographic, as if anyone regardless of sex would be able to enjoy this callous monster.
But even setting the subtextual implications aside, a film is in a lot of trouble if the most likeable characters are an adulterer, a promise breaker and a small kid who says "sex" at one point.
While the film is terribly flawed, I'd say it's pretty far from the worst.Mikri Soghun said:
However, I agree on the subject of Kidman.
Let's face it, Academy. She got the award for putting on a fake nose. You don't have to cover it up, the world already knows.
The best performance in that film is delivered by Julianne Moore; a far more competent and intuitive actor than Kidman.
Easily Twilight. It's not even like those bad action movies on cables when at least you can keep watching because stuff happen. It's boring as shit and has no real justification for it's existance.
Unquestioningly I'd have to say Son of the Mask. I cannot imagine anyone writing, working or, acting in, or directing that film at any given moment saying "Yup, this is a promising film. We're Oscar material"
Runners Up are:
Spider Man 3: "Hey guys, lets make a Spider man Movie without Spiderman! We can replace his scenes with Brooding!"
Star Wars Episodes 1 and 3: "I killed all of those defenseless children and nearly choked you to death because I love you!" Also, George Lucas seems to forget that the purpose of comedy is to be funny. They are fan films to me.
Man of the Year: Are you a comedy or a dramatic thriller? Robin Williams deserves better
Runners Up are:
Spider Man 3: "Hey guys, lets make a Spider man Movie without Spiderman! We can replace his scenes with Brooding!"
Star Wars Episodes 1 and 3: "I killed all of those defenseless children and nearly choked you to death because I love you!" Also, George Lucas seems to forget that the purpose of comedy is to be funny. They are fan films to me.
Man of the Year: Are you a comedy or a dramatic thriller? Robin Williams deserves better
I actually didn't find the first Saw movie to be too terrible, but I also enjoyed the first Hostel the first time I saw it. The sequels, however, are another story. It pisses me off how critics like the ones on IGN will review a Saw sequel on the basis of how "Saw" it is, and not with the same ruthlessness with which they review other, much better movies.Frankfurter4444 said:
It may be the dumbest premise ever, and every movie is the exact same. One guy makes it through all the traps while all the other idiots inevitably make poor choices that get them killed, and the guy survives only to make his own stupid choice that kills him in the end. Oh, and the killer is also dead but his followers are carrying on his work and tape recordings he made before death suggest that he could predict the outcome of all of their traps, even though they weren't yet conceived of.
Yup. Saw movies. More proof that the stupids are out-breeding the intellectuals.
LiquidGrape said:
More proof that more porn needs to be made by/for women: so they can be honest about the fact that the porn they've been making/enjoying for years (chick flicks, romance novels) are indeed porn. For more, watch the show Private Practice.
Here's my top choices:
The Spirit. One of only two movies that made me consider walking out of the theater.
Aliens VS. Predator: Requiem. The other movie that made me consider walking out of the theater. Not just because it was stupid like The Spirit, but rather, disturbing. Seeing a little kid have an Alien burst out of his chest and a woman almost ready to give birth have her unborn baby devoured alive by baby Xenomorphs just disgusted me. Is nothing sacred when making movies anymore? I'm surprised they even allowed that movie to be shown in theaters! It was all gore and no story, and anyone with any form of decency should not see it!
Speed Racer. My dad grew up on the anime, and we are both fans, but neither of us could stand watching this sad excuse for a movie.
Super Mario Bros. There are some things that should never be made into live-action movies. This movie wasn't even close to the games, and it would have sucked anyway, even if it was. At least I could laugh at how bad it was!
Doom. This movie could have been good had it stuck to the original source material and not been plagued by bad acting. I also hated how the Imps didn't throw fireballs, and the only weapons from the game that appeared were the Chaingun, the Chainsaw, and the BFG 9000. The best part of the movie was the first-person sequence that was reminiscent of the game. Unfortunately, that was the only part that was any good at all, and it only lasted a couple minutes.
The Spirit. One of only two movies that made me consider walking out of the theater.
Aliens VS. Predator: Requiem. The other movie that made me consider walking out of the theater. Not just because it was stupid like The Spirit, but rather, disturbing. Seeing a little kid have an Alien burst out of his chest and a woman almost ready to give birth have her unborn baby devoured alive by baby Xenomorphs just disgusted me. Is nothing sacred when making movies anymore? I'm surprised they even allowed that movie to be shown in theaters! It was all gore and no story, and anyone with any form of decency should not see it!
Speed Racer. My dad grew up on the anime, and we are both fans, but neither of us could stand watching this sad excuse for a movie.
Super Mario Bros. There are some things that should never be made into live-action movies. This movie wasn't even close to the games, and it would have sucked anyway, even if it was. At least I could laugh at how bad it was!
Doom. This movie could have been good had it stuck to the original source material and not been plagued by bad acting. I also hated how the Imps didn't throw fireballs, and the only weapons from the game that appeared were the Chaingun, the Chainsaw, and the BFG 9000. The best part of the movie was the first-person sequence that was reminiscent of the game. Unfortunately, that was the only part that was any good at all, and it only lasted a couple minutes.
