Man, most of these ones are treading the line of "so bad it's good" territory in my mind. However, in my life I have literally turned off one movie because it was just so bad, that movie was "The Stupids". I've switched off other movies, usually because they're just not interesting at the time, but this was the only one where I just thought, "What the hell is wrong with people? Why does this movie exist? ARGH!"
Twilight new moon (theres no plot its just bullshit fan girl fap fest - sweet lord, when they say for better or worse on your wedding day, this is what they are talking about)
All I can say is...WTF. I can understand that not everyone is going to like the same things, but Watchmen is by no means a bad movie. If you really feel that it's the worst movie you've ever seen, you either don't have very good judgement or you simply need to see more films.
OT: Erm, some film about...flowers...killing people? The Happening, I think it was called... either way it was fucking terrible.
Dragon Wars:
I had been imagining that building sized cobras and hordes of dragons going up against modern military machines would be a cool idea. Kind of so bad it's good sort of a deal. But instead I was treated to a straight faced cliche cheesy story with a shoehorned in romance and endless points that looked like I was watching power rangers and the few minutes of dragons duking it out did not distract from all that cheesy bullshit between. There was a few moments worth watching (like the snake eating the elephant) but overall this was a bland uninspired mess that was endlessly cheesy and cliched and horrendous to behold and honestly an excercise in frustration to be involved in.
I liked that film in the "turn off brain and watch explosions" Michael Bay kinda deal. Also, Wilhelm turned up when a villager got squished, so that was nice.
My least favourite? "Sunshine"
If you have seen it, you'll know what I'm talking about
The film cannot decide what genre it wants to be in, and sucks at it even when it momentarily stays the course. It starts off a dimmer cousin of any Science Fiction "save the world" film like The Core. Then it wants to be a film about people's relationships in such a confined space, then it wants to be a psychological suspense flick. Then it wants to be an action film, then it wants to be a psychological horror, then it wants to be a slasher flick, then it ends with techobullshit.
A Schizophrenic pile of poo
DISCLAIMED: I am well aware Schizophernia does not entail mutiple personalities, but, be honest, you knew what I meant when I used it in that context
How can you say that? Please tell me you were being sarcastic or talking about a different movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096870/ <---Going Overboard
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