Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[Reaper195]

Avatar. I find it hard to not enjoy movies...I like to see the good side of things, and ignore the bad (A quality I have that has proven itself to be useful over and over again). But Avatar was just boring. I saw the ending coming the moment I finished watching Pocohantus (SP?) ten years ago. The only thing in that two and a half hours I liked were the visuals. Actually, make that two things. I finally got to see Michelle Rodriguez again!

Aside from a single actress, and some amazing CGI work, that movie had absolutely nothing in it that made me want to have anything to do with it. Even Twilight, as much as it ass-fisted vampires, held me in long enough to get to the credits and not want to find a way to get back that time.

 

[Vrex360]

Jaws 3. That movie stands head and shoulders over Jack Frost, Dragon Wars and even A Dirty Shame as probably the worst most loathsome piece of cinematic disgrace I have ever sat through in my life. This movie was shot in 3D and it was so obsessed with that gimmick that everything else, plot, characters, music, themes and all else just fell by the wayside. It's even worse than Jaws: The Revenge and that is one hell of an accomplishment.
Jaws 3 is probably the reason that 3D technology is still taken with a grain of salt by older movie goers.

 

[magicaxis]

Definately "The Spirit". Samuel L jackson, you were so cool! now your a bad guy who says he has 8 of everything but doesnt, is a nazi for no reason, and has an evil plot involving melting kittens

 

[Nex Vesica]

Transformers 2, 10,000 BC

 

[Nazulu]

Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. Not the worst on it's own but that piece of shit was over-hyped to the point I thought it was going to be at least decent. Very disappointing, and I actually enjoyed most of Tim Burton's other movies.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

The Fourth Kind. It was so bad that I spent most of the following week after seeing complaining about how bad it was. It's just so mind-numbingly bad. The acting. The writing. The story. Everything. Just godawful.

Also, special mention to Dragonball Evolution which made me feel like I was re-watching the live-action Super Mario Bros. Yeah.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Some movies suck. Some movies are horrible. But then there are the ones that you're surprised writers even allowed to exist.

Which movie have you seen that makes you want to vomit.

For me it's Meet the Spartans.

You need to see the Book of Eli... my god that film was just fucking awful from start to finish. There really is no other word for it.
I tried to ask the manager of Hoyts Castle Hill for my $18 back (which I didn't get).

 

[SneakyBugger]

It's gonna be a draw between Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopuss and Exterminator City. Both truely horrible movies, they're not even funny because they're bad, it's just plain.. bad.

 

[Tattaglia]

Probably..
The Room.
You're tearing me apart Lisa!

I fed app with this worold!

Only two other people in seven pages thought The Room was the worst movie of all time? C'moooon. Anyway, want to toss the football around?

Oh hi! Don't worry about it!

Hah hah hah. Hah hah hah.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Scary Movie 4?
Good grief, that was the most unfunny hour and a half of my life.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Incredibly Strange Creatures That Suddenly Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. It was so terrible even MST3K couldn't make it enjoyable. A better movie could be made if one simply randomly edited clips from the various escapist shows for the last three months together in an attempt to tell a coherent story.

The plot, as near as I could follow, revolves around a carnival. Some young man fancies a girl but some gypsy woman doesn't like this. Occasionally she throws cups of water into people's faces but somehow they become zombies.

Still, it wasn't just the acting, the camera work or the story that made it terrible (and they were surprisingly terrible). Every time the main character went home, they show a static shot of him driving down the road, pulling into his driveway, getting out of his car and walking indoors. Every time he leaves we watch the process in reverse. From time to time, an out of focus camera allows us to watch what appears to be a random segment of a junior talent show. It literally felt like they had an idea for a five or ten minute film and just killed a LOT of time in between. ALso, that five minute film would only be elevated to an acceptable level if it was written, directed and acted by the best talent money could buy.

 

[justnotcricket]

The Sweetest Thing. Seriously, I'm still not sure what the point of that film was...

 

[Dxz5roxg]

Jennifer's Body is one of the stupidest things that I have ever seen.

 

[Hawgh]

The New Barbarians. So very, very terrible.

 

[CAPTCHA]

Not the worst movie I've seen but certainly the biggist letdown was Dune. That fucking thing was just a damn synopse. So boring...

 

[Superior Mind]

"I Will Walk Like A Crazy Horse."

This is a weird, pretentious, twisted, surreal, overly-symbolic, (yet blatantly obviously so,) piece of 1970s French film wank from a director who's convinced that he shits gold nuggets and pisses fireworks. It is, without measure, the worst film I have ever seen. The only reason I even finished watching it was just to see how truly awful it would get - and it didn't disappoint.

If you want to challenge yourself then I suggest you see this film. Viewing it feels like an accomplishment, like you should get some kind of award for sitting through it.

While films like "Son of the Mask" or Disney straight-to-TV shit, Michael Bay special-effects driven fluff or Seltzer/Freidberg films may be bad films in a superficial bubblegum kind of way, "IWWLACH" brings bad filmmaking to a whole new, pretentious and incredibly disturbing level.

 

[Kermi]

Disaster movie.
That film, just... *shudder* I can't even put it in words. It was horrible!

Definitely this. They don't even try to make movies anymore. Or jokes. They just throw together pop culture references. It started ok with the reference to the party at the start of Cloverfield, and I even sat through the way too long high school musical part thinking "man, this can't get any worse, can it?".

Then it did. I switched off during the part where their fake Hannah Montana was dying, then pulled off her wig and became a fake Miley Cyrus... which dazzled the group of protagonists for some reason, prompting fake Miley to curse them out for being so stupid. Even ironically, it had no value whatsoever.

 

[Arkzism]

the last airbender has to be the worst movie ive seen in a while

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I saw a movie in theatres when I was younger, I think it starred Jennifer Lopez as a wedding planner. The fact that I can't remember it really well and the fact that it was boring leads me to declare it my worst movie ever seen.

I've seen that. It's called, guess what, "The Wedding Planner". I think the writers used up their talent on the title.