Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

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Danpascooch

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Gamer.

It's the only movie I've walked out on in a long time.

Around the time that fat guy was basically masturbating with maple syrup covered hands I was like: "I fucking PAYED for this shit!?" and just walked out.
 

daubie

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I've heard of a ton of crappy movies, but out of the ones that I've actually seen I'm tempted to say The Happening.
 

ShadowKatt

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Just watched "The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens" earlier. Not only is it the worst movie I've ever seen, I think it may be the worst movie ever made. Ever.
 

mad825

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theSovietConnection said:
The worst movie I've ever seen? Well...


I'm warning you, that is the entire movie.
how could this be the worst movie you have seen? the film itself is not that bad however neither is it the best of the worst.

would you honestly say that this.....(not the whole film, clips from film):

is better?
 

ThePurpleStuff

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Hermn said:
what? dude that movie was pretty good.
Anyways, i have to agree with Ghost Rider, that movie was terrible, almost as terrible as The Spirit.
The first few minutes of it were okay, until the main character guy, (forgot his name) started to narrate every physical action he did, seriously, why do you do that? That just annoys the shit outta me. Sure, he was a weird dude, I understood his character and actually kinda liked it until he did that bullshit. Also, the puns... ohh, the puns, also unnecessary, puns kill any amount of humor I was once feeling and just make me roll my eyes. It's been too long since I saw the movie, also I did my best to get it out of my mind, I'm sure there's much more to mention, but can't remember anymore. I didn't like it at all, plain and simple, it was too weird, even for me. I know, the book didn't have much of a story itself, just a little town where they had an endless amount of food and it would change through the year.

But, the way they went about it through the movie was just, I dunno, bizarre. Also that cop when he sensed danger, his chest hairs would wiggle in his shirt... seriously, what the hell, when was that in the book?
 

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MostlyHarmless said:
Girl With One Eye said:
Be Kind Rewind...just pure boredom. Watch it if you have troubles sleeping.
I actually liked that movie a lot.


OT: Probably House of the Dead. Or any movie based off a Disney show.
It's funny, 'cause it sounds like you're implying that the former is one of the latter. Anyway, for me it would have to be... I don't really know actually. I usually only watch movies I know I'll like.
 

Blindswordmaster

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2001: A Space Travesty took my number one spot for years, and then I tried to watch the second Twilight movie. Beat Leslie Nelson by a mile.
 

thatguy1

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Bedazzled. It's just an absolutely horrible, over-used plot for a movie, with predictable jokes at every turn. The only thing I could say is...

"Brendan Fraser, you're better than this, I know you are."
 

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Christemo said:
Kill Bill and Kill Bill 2.
Prepare to be eaten by rabid Tarantino fans.

OT: Worst movie I've seen, or movie I hated most?

Worst I have seen would probably go to Dragon Wars, but it was so bad it was funny.
Movie I hated most goes to Where The Wild Things Are. I loved the book, but the movie was boring, depressing and overall shit.
 

Mr.Kitetsu

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S.R.S. said:
Mr.Kitetsu said:
the happening
if you watched you would understand
I'm gonna have to disagree. Even if you DO watch it, you won't understand.

OT: AVP:R I'd count the first one also but this is wayyy worse. Thoughts (not a review) on Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Aliens-vs-Predator-vs-escapist-group] Scroll down a bit.

People who mindlessly defend a bad movie just because it had aliens and/or predators in it are the reason why we keep getting spoon fed shit
arguing would be pointless unfortunately
i will admit it was sort of funny at the beginning
other than that i was just bored(except the beginning) the whole way through