Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[LemonMelon]

I think something like Final Destination 3 or Meet the Spartans would be too obvious.

Personally I hate anything with Nicholas Cage in it. Though I liked Kick-Ass, I don't count it as a Nicholas Cage movie. The new Wickerman was a big festival of "WTF"?

Speaking of festivals of "WTF", can I just say that Eyes Wide Shut is not good. I don't care if everyone thinks of it as "artsy and revolutionary", it's just stupid to me.

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Obviously you people haven't seen any of the Catman movies. Oh and Night of the twisters for that matter or goddammit, I can't stop from posting shit movies, but there is also, Spaceship, Zombie Lake, and Invasion of the Girl Snatchers.

 

[Unknown Hero 888]

The one where Santa gets abudcted by mashians. Just... yeah.

 

[MultiColouredWonder]

District 9.

 

[SirDerick]

Twilight. For some reason I really enjoyed the first 90% of it. The last 10% that made the ending made me say "ok, that was pure undiluted shit."

 

[Daipire]

The hole.

IT WAS SO BORING!

 

[DustyDrB]

Epic Movie or Watchmen. Those are the only movies that truly made me pissed that I watched them.

 

[Soushi]

The Road

Depressing, boring, long and a really irritating little kid.I mean, at least in some end of the world movies like "I am Legend" there is hope at the end. Teh road was just 2 hours of nothing, about nothing that mattered becasue nothing was left. It was bland, ugly and not even all that atmosphereic. It was awful. There are very few movies i can watch, then watch 007 DIamonds are Forever, and think "Wow, that was so much better than the first one"

 

[Soushi]

District 9.

SHHHHH! Are you trying to get yoursef killed? You have cajones saying that here! Okay, lie low for a few days and this should blow over. Just don't open any of your mail or answer the door, and avoid anyhting that soudns like it is ticking.

 

[The Furbinator]

Bug (2006) worst movie ever.

Absolutely in agreement there... it's like the writers realised they made such a piece of crap they didn't bother with a real ending so *Spoiler* (though you shouldnt ever watch the movie anyway..)

Spoiler

the main characters ended up being dead the entire time because they... lit themselves on fire? righto then...

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Either Snakes on a Plane, The Village, or The Ruins...

 

[DukeBishop]

Funny Games U.S.

One part of the movie just made it all go straight to hell.

The guy uses a remote control to turn back time wtf?

 

[Enigma6667]

I would say those "Movie" movies such as Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans, Epic Movie, or any Uwe Boll movie, or The Room (Oh God, The Room) but those movies are shit on purpose, so I'll let them slide for this post.

The worst genuinely awful movie that I simply could not finish was Garbage Pail Kids. It was supposed to be based off of a bunch of trading cards that had incredibly disgusting juvenile images, that 12-year olds loved. That should tell you what kind of a movie this is. In fact, I couldn't finish it, it was so bad. I had to watch Nostalgia Critic review it in order to get the full story without jabbing my eyeballs.

Honorable mentions are The Twilight Saga, Any Disney Channel Original Movie, North, Batman & Robin, and Gamer.

 

[Enigma6667]

Funny Games U.S.

One part of the movie just made it all go straight to hell.

The guy uses a remote control to turn back time wtf?

It was in the original Austrian version as well. I know that it was supposed to be some message about violence, and when all hope is finally regained, the dude breaks the fourth wall to take that chance away, but that was just a fucking cheap shot. But even with that incredibly stupid fourth-wall breaking scene, I wouldn't even call it the worst movie of all time.

 

[snowman6251]

AI. Dear god was this movie terrible. It came out when I was young and I was like "This is going to suck" and my mom made me go then we left the theater and I was like "TOLD YOU".

 

[Broken Orange]

For me it's Meet the Spartans.

This. Didn't even have to think about it. The second someone says "worst movie", I think of Meet the Spartans, and all of the other worthless fucking spoof movies. How the fuck do these dumbass movies keep making it to theaters and making millions, while things like Push and Serenity bomb?

Push is one of the few movies I couldn't finish, it was that lame.

As for the worst movie, Any SyFy movie could take that cake, but it could be because they had a low budget (No excuse, but still...).

However, Dragon Wars was god awful. It had so much potential to be the best movie ever, and they fucked it up.

 

[Unknown Hero 888]

The Road

Depressing, boring, long and a really irritating little kid.I mean, at least in some end of the world movies like "I am Legend" there is hope at the end. Teh road was just 2 hours of nothing, about nothing that mattered becasue nothing was left. It was bland, ugly and not even all that atmosphereic. It was awful. There are very few movies i can watch, then watch 007 DIamonds are Forever, and think "Wow, that was so much better than the first one"

It works a bit better as a book.

 

[pancakster]

Alien Vs Predator 2 requiem...just absolutely terrible *shudder*

at least it was better than the first one

 

[wickermole]

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[RatRace123]

I saw a movie in theatres when I was younger, I think it starred Jennifer Lopez as a wedding planner. The fact that I can't remember it really well and the fact that it was boring leads me to declare it my worst movie ever seen.