Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[Tsaba]

Bug (2006) worst movie ever.

 

[Peteron]

Nearly every movie made by the people who made the Scary Movie series. They really do an absolutely terrible job. Crystal Skull was also a huge disaster, seeing as the first 3 were classics.

 

[HereForFreeFood]

Barton Fink

Really? I actually enjoyed coming up with all the different things it could mean. I didn't really enjoy until the 2nd time I watched it,so I could spend more time thinking about the movie instead of going "wtf?"

Anyway, the worst movie I've ever seen would probably be City of Ember. I haven't seen it all because it always puts me to sleep. Its one of those it's not good and it's not bad enough to be funny. know what I mean? At least bad movies like Troll 2 are funny.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Wow, a lot of the people here are terrible movie noobs, you don't know a bad movie until you see Going Overboard. Old Adam Sandler movie I bought just because he was in it. I sat down to watch it and it was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. For a comedy, it had ONE funny part. It's about a deck-hand or something on a cruise ship that wants to be a comedian and then somewhere along the lines terrorists attack the boat and....It was bad.

Also, I hated Eragon, Meet the Spartans, that one Hulk movie where the first hour or so was his childhood or some shit, and I'm sure I'll hate Dragonball, but I've only seen bits of it, I caught the last half hour and I thought it was bad, then I found it on tv again and saw that teenage Goku was training with Grandpa Gohan and just raged until my tv got scared and turned itself off then I went and watched the actual Dragonball series

 

[zehydra]

Good/Bad movies are completely subjective. It's totally pointless to argue about it.

Not totally subjective, but it is still totally pointless to argue about it, lol.

 

[Mkvenner]

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES

nuf' said.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Hmm.. Turkish Star Wars by faaaaar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE

Yes thats the original sounds! They put the Indiana Jones theme and at one point COMPLETELY ripped of star wars. The story is that earth is being protected by human brain particels and the bad guy wants to take earth but can't due to the brain particels. So he must capture a single human and use his brain. The 'lightsaber' looks like a cardboard cut out! xD

Sweet Jesus, that was possibly the worst editing I have ever seen in a movie.

Just watching it makes my eyes bleed.

OT: I'd have to say The Spirit. I would've have walked out, if I had a ride home.

 

[Jamieson 90]

Phantasm, my god what was that film about? made no sense at all and I hear the sequels are worse.

 

[Xaknm]

At least all the movies above (with some exceptions) had at least the opportunity to be good. But when you hear the words "Garbage Pail Kids," you know that it's going to rape cinema as we know it.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I've seen some bad films such as Manos the hands of fate, all the Twilight movies, Hobgoblins, the new Transformers, Battlefield Earth, and many more. The worst one ever is Garbage Pail Kids. A friend said it was a really bad film, but. He was wrong. It is an abomination on humanity and makes you physically sick just watching it as there is no charm, taste, tact, or restraint in its terror. I have one good thing to say about this film. I went looking for other people's reviews and stumbled across the Nostalgia Critic of whom I am now a massive fan along with the rest of the TGWTG crew.

 

[Pegghead]

...I'm not there is my favorite film....I feel sad now...

I guessed as such by your avatar.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I try to avoid really bad movies, but no one can keep from watching a single one.

The Box was possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. If you can watch that whole thing and conclude that any of it makes any sense at all, you are probably insane. Like, completely batpoop crazy. Just an all-around horrible movie that never delivered on its contrived atmosphere of suspense.

 

[SamuelT]

I don't watch that many movies I know I will dislike. That's why Eragon surprised me as awful. Mind, this was before I read any of the books, which are equally horrid. Lousy acting, apart from Irons who just tried so hard, with corny lines and a stupid scrips...

Meh, I was ready for full frontal fantasy fightage! And I got As the World Turns in NeverNeverland.

 

[Hemlet]

I could say many things here. "Swarm" comes to mind, as it's basically "Snakes On A Plane" but with ants. I could say any of the Uwe Boll movies. I could say Revenge Of The Killer Tomatoes, Zardoz, Son Of Godzilla, Son Of The Blob, The Blob in itself, hell I could even say Alien Apocalypse or dig really deep and say ***** Slap or Garbage Pail Kids. But all of these movies pale in comparison to Mr. Giggles.

Mr. Giggles is a movie with such horrible acting, such a low budget, such poor editing, and is just so nonsensical as to be called outright stupid that it is well and truly the only movie to ever beat me. Mr. Giggles is the one movie that I could not finish. Let me run this by you again: Garbage Pail Kids...is slightly more tolerable than Mr. Giggles. I think that in itself earns it some kind of medal of awfulness.

 

[The_Echo]

*Cough cough*

... Manos: The Hands of Fate.

I feel entitled to a "/thread"

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Either Monster a Go-Go, Manos: the Hands of Fate, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies, or Santa Clause Conquers the Martians.

 

[Trebort]

Flood (2005)

What a load of shit, packed with bad actors.

Even more sickening because it was British! Damn my nation producing shit films when we have such awesome actors and actresses available!