Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[Canadamus Prime]

Transformers 2, Watching it was like rubbing shards of glass into my eyes.

The Last Airbender.... Dear god, The Last Airbender...

Ok putting aside the fact that I liked those movies, you guys clearly have no perception of what a bad movie is.

Just because it doesn't comply with your opinion we don't know how to judge movies?

Seriously Transformers 2 was terrible. The acting and script made me cringe hard throughout the film, the jokes were about as funny as Hiroshima, the only reason i watched all of it is because i wanted to see the cool vacuum robot at the end.

Oh and the character design was a massive flaw in both films, the robots just looked like flying shrapnel. Made any action scenes very difficult to understand.

Did you not read what I said??? I said "putting aside (as in disregarding it) the fact that I liked those movies..."

 

[Pegghead]

The three worst movies I've ever seen (Because they're on a par of shittyness) are Juno, I'm not there and Arizona dreaming. The first had unlikable twats desperately attempting to be the next Breakfast club, the second was a horribly lopsided and mishandled arthouse tribute to Bob Dylan which at one point had a little guitar playing kid being engulfed by a stopmotion whale (And how is this in tribute to Bob Dylan?) and the third, it's just awful, there are no redeeming factors to Arizona dreaming.

 

[UberLemonBoy]

I'm gonna say...

Any "Disney Channel Original Movie".

Especially this:

Ninja'd on the first post damn.

 

[twistedmic]

Skin Walkers is one of the absolute worst movies I've ever watched from beginning to end. I was able to rent it from Block Buster with a free rental coupon and, after watching it, felt that I had overpaid and had just lost an hour or so of my life.
Now for movies I didn't bother finishing, Barry Lyndon takes top spot (narrowly beating out Mega Piranha and Mega Shark vs. The Giant Octopus) as worst movie of all time. That god-awful movie was slow and plodding (an hour and a half felt like an eternity) and the title character struck me as a whinny, spoiled coward, think Draco Malfoy (from the Harry Potter books) times about ten. I couldn't get that movei out of my DVD player and back to Netflix fast enough.

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

Well putting aside the live action movies of animated series that I refuse to recognize as worthy of movie status (I'm not looking at you The Last Airbender or you Dragonball), I'd have to say, The Men Who Stare at Goats. It was meant to be a comedy, but the comedy didn't flow and they used the bad comedy to butcher what could have been a good idea for a more serious movie. And it didn't really have a climax. I left the theater sourly disappointed.

 

[Dexiro]

Did you not read what I said??? I said "putting aside (as in disregarding it) the fact that I liked those movies..."

You clearly didn't put that aside though, because you were still just saying that you disagreed with our opinions.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Did you not read what I said??? I said "putting aside (as in disregarding it) the fact that I liked those movies..."

You clearly didn't put that aside though, because you were still just saying that you disagreed with our opinions.

And I'm perfectly entitled to disagree with your opinions. What I meant was that my disagreeing with your opinion was not why I was saying you don't have any idea what a bad movie is. ...which you don't.

 

[Aleos Vance]

In my humble opinion, the worst movie I have ever seen was, and read why before you scream and yell and try to beat my head in with a stick, was Eragon. Not because it was genuinely terrible, it wasn't, and in fairness i haven't seen many really bad movies, but because I am a huge fan of the books and was gutted at what it was, essentially a collection of things from other movies without trying to be different, just hollywood showyness, totally emotionally dead, (especially painful from such an excellent emotional book) and leaving out what made the book great. For that I could never forgive it, so it gets my vote.
WHY!!! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO THE FANS!!!

 

[oktalist]

Search Bar: The Destruction of Jared Syn.

OT: like I said last week, it's Monster A-Go-Go.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Super Mario Bros., easily.

 

[Yarpie]

Allow me to be very unoriginal and say House of the Dead. Watched it with a friend and about halfway through we just looked at each other as if to say "How could a movie possibly be this bad?"

 

[McNinja]

Either Twilight (the first one) or Splice.

 

[GoGo_Boy]

Well I just saw the Doom movie 2 months ago. That definitely takes the cake ;O

Oh and when I was young I saw this film called "Book of Magic" or something of that kind. It was the worst pathetic shit for babies I've ever seen. And as I said, I was young myself but that.. woah.

PS: I couldn't watch more than half of Transformers 2.

 

[Caligulove]

Manos: The Hands of Fate.

There is no way you can sit through the non-MST3k version of it.

 

[Darth IB]

Headspace. Without a single doubt Headspace.

 

[Mrkittycat]

Push. So baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. I rented it, half way through, turned it off. It was just ridiculous.

 

[w-Jinksy]

Battlefield earth my fucking god no film will ever be in my eyes worse than that fucking shitstorm of a movie, though iv'e heard things about the last airbender i wont waste too much money by going to see it in cinema but i may rent it sometime in the future to see if it can truly dethrone battlefield earth.

 

[Dexiro]

Did you not read what I said??? I said "putting aside (as in disregarding it) the fact that I liked those movies..."

You clearly didn't put that aside though, because you were still just saying that you disagreed with our opinions.

And I'm perfectly entitled to disagree with your opinions. What I meant was that my disagreeing with your opinion was not why I was saying you don't have any idea what a bad movie is. ...which you don't.

Oh you were saying Transformers is nothing compared to what you've seen? Sorry misunderstanding

That Ssssss does sounds pretty bad, IMDB didn't even bother to list it properly.

 

[That One Six]

Off the top of my head, I'd say Ghost Rider. I've seen Meet the Spartans and a few "_____ Movie"s, but neither of them made me complain to my friends the next day.