Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[pearcinator]

Starship Troopers 2.

The 1st was an awesome B-Grade feeling kind of action movie that I liked alot! The sequel was more like a C-Grade horror movie with cheap lame scares that were just so crap. It had basically nothing to do with the original (introducing a new bug species and then turning it into a zombie movie...the other bugs had like 2 minutes screen-time). It was the shittest piece of crap I have seen! Followed closely by the movie 'Virus' which was also a piece of arse.

 

[Sir_Tor]

Hmm.. Turkish Star Wars by faaaaar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE

Yes thats the original sounds! They put the Indiana Jones theme and at one point COMPLETELY ripped of star wars. The story is that earth is being protected by human brain particels and the bad guy wants to take earth but can't due to the brain particels. So he must capture a single human and use his brain. The 'lightsaber' looks like a cardboard cut out! xD

 

[dkyros]

Swimfan. Bad acting, worse plot.

 

[Random Argument Man]

The three worst movies I've ever seen (Because they're on a par of shittyness) are Juno, I'm not there and Arizona dreaming. The first had unlikable twats desperately attempting to be the next Breakfast club, the second was a horribly lopsided and mishandled arthouse tribute to Bob Dylan which at one point had a little guitar playing kid being engulfed by a stopmotion whale (And how is this in tribute to Bob Dylan?) and the third, it's just awful, there are no redeeming factors to Arizona dreaming.

...I'm not there is my favorite film....I feel sad now...

 

[Dexiro]

As for Sssssss, if this [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/] is the IMDB page you looked at then it was defiantly the right movie. Actually I might even say that it was the worst movie that I've ever seen. It didn't even have a real ending.

Ah no I was looking at a different page, it said 2003 and didn't actually have any info about it.

I'm tempted to hunt it down now, it sounds like it has a "so bad it's good" quality xD

 

[Reynard Wrecce]

How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days. I found myself physically recoiling back from the screen. I would rather watch all the Guinea Pig films, Audition and Human Centipede back-to-back than that again.

 

[Nomanslander]

Well,

there's movies I think are simply bad: Last Airbender,
movies that pissed me the fuck off: Transformers 2,
and movies you couldn't pay me to watch: Twilight and Sex in the City series.

So there!

 

[Thrane]

Blood Feast, definatly, some cheap movie I picked up cause well, it cost like nothing but truly the only movie ever that I actually wanted to turn off. I'm usually pretty tolerant and will finish a movie but this one... god.

 

[Shinigami1016]

Did Shamalan watch the Avatar series on mute?

 

[mgs16925]

Any of the _____ Movie series. I'd rather watch an industrial training video than a comedy with no jokes (random pop-culture references don't count as jokes). I actually like to watch something like The Happening or Eragon, it's fun just to make fun of them with friends. A bad "comedy", on the other hand, just sucks the life out of you.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

As for Sssssss, if this [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/] is the IMDB page you looked at then it was defiantly the right movie. Actually I might even say that it was the worst movie that I've ever seen. It didn't even have a real ending.

Ah no I was looking at a different page, it said 2003 and didn't actually have any info about it.

I'm tempted to hunt it down now, it sounds like it has a "so bad it's good" quality xD

Oh I didn't even know about the 2003 one.

Anyway, hunt it down at your own peril. I wouldn't advise it.

 

[Crispee]

Possibly Epic Movie, there's a difference between making a spoof of a film, and then there's basing your entire film based off jokes towards other, better films. And then of course there's the fact that they flat out reused a joke from the X-Men film as though it was original.

 

[GBlair88]

Hmm.. Turkish Star Wars by faaaaar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE

Yes thats the original sounds! They put the Indiana Jones theme and at one point COMPLETELY ripped of star wars. The story is that earth is being protected by human brain particels and the bad guy wants to take earth but can't due to the brain particels. So he must capture a single human and use his brain. The 'lightsaber' looks like a cardboard cut out! xD

Did they just take a copy of Star Wars and chop it into bits before cellotaping it back together with some crap they filmed? I don't even know where to begin with that clip. It's just too wrong to explain.

 

[gjendemsjo]

Recently it would be The last airbender and Transformers 2.

 

[Sir_Tor]

Hmm.. Turkish Star Wars by faaaaar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE

Yes thats the original sounds! They put the Indiana Jones theme and at one point COMPLETELY ripped of star wars. The story is that earth is being protected by human brain particels and the bad guy wants to take earth but can't due to the brain particels. So he must capture a single human and use his brain. The 'lightsaber' looks like a cardboard cut out! xD

Did they just take a copy of Star Wars and chop it into bits before cellotaping it back together with some crap they filmed? I don't even know where to begin with that clip. It's just too wrong to explain.

Noone knows...

 

[chaos order]

alot of ppl r saying the last airbender movies was THE WORST MOVIE. But i have to disagree, i mean it wasnt good, but it wasnt THAT bad either, it was a decent time kill. the main problem with that movie was that they had NO character development whatsoever they kinda just jumped from action scene to bloody action scene. what shamalon should have done was break water into 2 movies 1st with emphasis on characters development, with some action, and the second with more action and plot movement. then earth and fire can continue with a movie of their own. O and the actors kinda sucked but ive seen WAY worse. (plus i didnt like how the fire nation needed a source to bend, i mean ya it keeps things consistant with th other nations since they need a source, but fire is the only element u cant really live on or very near to in high quantities)

OT: id say the worst movie ive seen was whatever works. EW that was an abomination of a movie

 

[Shock and Awe]

Just about every parody movie with the exception of the first two Scary Movies.

 

[sunburst]

Christmas with the Kranks. It's not just a terrible movie. It's a terrible movie that teaches the viewer the merits of criminal harassment and mindlessly conformity at the expense of your own happiness. There are plenty no budget abominations made by some uncreative idiots with a camera that are technically worse, but those hardly qualify as actual movies and I avoid them at all costs anyways.

 

[Infernai]

...Dragonball Evolution. Urghhh!

I would have Said the Star wars Holiday Special, but even then thats a television show of sorts..i'll save that for the "worst show you've ever seen" thread.