Worst movie you've seen in theatres

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Gods and Generals.

The pro south approach to Civil war was embarrassing. It took one hour of a four hour movie to address slavery. It was cliched, stupid, boring, and had terrible special effects.

"Like history with bullshit" is how one critic worded it.
 

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Trotgar said:
Eragon. It wasn't that bad (I don't go to theatres a lot), but it sure was Cliché-y. It's a little like Star Wars' story in a LotR setting.

Okay, I'm going to list the things in the story that resemble the things of Star Wars' story.

SPOILER WARNING:

-The land is ruled by the evil king Galbatorix.

-Eragon is a farmboy who is to become a dragon rider. They were "the keeper's of peace" who vanished some time ago (coughjedicough)

-In the village there is an older man, Brom, who is later to be revealed as a dragon rider (even though it's easy to guess).

-After his Uncle is killed by the minions of the evil king of the land (Damn, Eragon sees his house and rides there even though Brom shouts something like "don't go there, it's dangerous"), he leaves the village with Brom to kill the evil king. First the try to find a rebel base.

-On the journey Brom teaches Eragon to fight and use magic (obi wancough cough cough)

-They go in a fortress of the enemy to save a woman. There Brom sacrfices himself to save Eragons life (though he dies later in his wounds).

-They find the Rebel base, and of course Galbatorix' army has followed them. Then comes a big fight (which doesn't really resemble the Death Star figh very much) which the good guys of course wins and the film ends.

SPOILERS END

Huh, that was much.
For those of us who read the books this movie was horrible and is my vote for worst movie in cinema, I loved those books but the movie just sucked on so many accounts. Maybe it was because the medieval farm boys had on a pair of jeans, maybe it was because the dwarfs seemed to have stollen a belly dancers dress for their armour.
I could swear at one point that the dragon didn't have a shadow...
My main annoyance was the dragon's growth scenes, where Eragon simply throws it into a magical thunderstorm and it grows tenfold in size in under a minute, part of the great thing about the first book was how eragon had to hide the growing dragon from his family, nurturing the beast into a fully sized dragon as he honed his own skills BEFORE the attack on his uncle.
Your right as well though, it was cliched and nothing you can't get from another, better movie...
 

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It'd be a toss-up between "Spawn" and "The Blair Witch Project".

Although maybe a special mention for "Magnolia", which wasn't a bad movie at all, but way too damn long to have to sit through in one session.
 

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Just of the top of my head, Street Kings. Bad acting and boring and predictable plot.
 

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Public Enemies.

Just before I fell asleep, my mate asked if I wanted to get the fuck out before I fell asleep. I took him up on his offer of escape. Though it did mean I had to listen to a three hour tirade about how shit the movie was.
That happened to me too in that movie. Boring ass movie.

The worst I've probably seen in recent history is Drag Me To Hell. Such a waste of my time.
 

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Transformers. Both of them.
I walked out 15 minutes into the first and fell asleep during the second, it was that boring.
 

UberMore

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Prom Night, 10,000 BC, Inkheart. They're tied for shit-ness.

Edit: Colverfield, that was also a big pile of shit.

Edit: There is no way to elaborate on how shit these films are, because all they are is shit, and by trying to add detail on how shit they are, I would be "Polishing a Turd", in the litteral sense.
 

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Die Another Day.

I usually love Bond films but it was just so boring.

And don't get me started on that invisible car, who the hell thought that one up?
 

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Twilight... Ugh...
Oh yeah, I forgot about this. That's how poor it was; my mind had to blank out the fact that I'd ever seen it.

That film also gives me doubts for an upcoming film where the Lead girl in Twighlight may be playing the Lead in a film I've wanted to see for about 6-7 years...
DAMN YOU TWIGHLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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The god damned Wicker Man

not Wicker Man, which i saw later and was good and had christopher lee in drag.

No, I mean The Wicker Man, which made NO sense, no plot direction, a pointless hard-on for bees, and the mopey sad-faced acting of mr. nick cage.

the only thing worth seeing in it it the climax where cage has his legs horribly broken, and is hoisted up to his hollow in the pyre, whereupon we the viewer hear his shrieking in agony for several minutes before he dies. and even this bit is ruined by tacking on another scene right after it
 

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madcap2112 said:
Necrofudge said:
Recently? None that are bad enough to mention
Overall? Anything made by M. Night Shyamalan.
Sixth Sense was good. Signs was okay, except for the massive plot holes. The rest I'll agree with you on, especially The Happening (uggghh).
What? You didn't want to know what was wrong with the bees?

OT, I'd say......Transformers 2, Moulan Rouge, or Jumper.

Ugh, my mom dragged me to go see the first two, my ex girlfriend begged to go see the other.
 

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8-Bit_Jack said:
The god damned Wicker Man

not Wicker Man, which i saw later and was good and had christopher lee in drag.

No, I mean The Wicker Man, which made NO sense, no plot direction, a pointless hard-on for bees, and the mopey sad-faced acting of mr. nick cage.

the only thing worth seeing in it it the climax where cage has his legs horribly broken, and is hoisted up to his hollow in the pyre, whereupon we the viewer hear his shrieking in agony for several minutes before he dies. and even this bit is ruined by tacking on another scene right after it
What the hell are you talking about? That was the best comedy of 2006!

I'm just kidding that was probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

No, not the bees!!!!
Oh god, My LEGS!!! You broke my legs!!!
 

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Meh, there's a stream of dissapointing movies out recently.
Fighting- was just.. bad. I actually guessed what was going to happen during the movie.

It's the worst I've seen recently.
 

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Jurassic Park...I tried to watch it four times in the theater and fell asleep each time.
 

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madcap2112 said:
Necrofudge said:
Recently? None that are bad enough to mention
Overall? Anything made by M. Night Shyamalan.
Sixth Sense was good. Signs was okay, except for the massive plot holes. The rest I'll agree with you on, especially The Happening (uggghh).
That movie was like the beginning of Stephen King's Cell, except worse.