For those of us who read the books this movie was horrible and is my vote for worst movie in cinema, I loved those books but the movie just sucked on so many accounts. Maybe it was because the medieval farm boys had on a pair of jeans, maybe it was because the dwarfs seemed to have stollen a belly dancers dress for their armour.Trotgar said:Eragon. It wasn't that bad (I don't go to theatres a lot), but it sure was Cliché-y. It's a little like Star Wars' story in a LotR setting.
Okay, I'm going to list the things in the story that resemble the things of Star Wars' story.
SPOILER WARNING:
-The land is ruled by the evil king Galbatorix.
-Eragon is a farmboy who is to become a dragon rider. They were "the keeper's of peace" who vanished some time ago (coughjedicough)
-In the village there is an older man, Brom, who is later to be revealed as a dragon rider (even though it's easy to guess).
-After his Uncle is killed by the minions of the evil king of the land (Damn, Eragon sees his house and rides there even though Brom shouts something like "don't go there, it's dangerous"), he leaves the village with Brom to kill the evil king. First the try to find a rebel base.
-On the journey Brom teaches Eragon to fight and use magic (obi wancough cough cough)
-They go in a fortress of the enemy to save a woman. There Brom sacrfices himself to save Eragons life (though he dies later in his wounds).
-They find the Rebel base, and of course Galbatorix' army has followed them. Then comes a big fight (which doesn't really resemble the Death Star figh very much) which the good guys of course wins and the film ends.
SPOILERS END
Huh, that was much.
That happened to me too in that movie. Boring ass movie.Aardvark said:Public Enemies.
Just before I fell asleep, my mate asked if I wanted to get the fuck out before I fell asleep. I took him up on his offer of escape. Though it did mean I had to listen to a three hour tirade about how shit the movie was.
Oh yeah, I forgot about this. That's how poor it was; my mind had to blank out the fact that I'd ever seen it.Sketchy said:Twilight... Ugh...
What? You didn't want to know what was wrong with the bees?madcap2112 said:Sixth Sense was good. Signs was okay, except for the massive plot holes. The rest I'll agree with you on, especially The Happening (uggghh).Necrofudge said:Recently? None that are bad enough to mention
Overall? Anything made by M. Night Shyamalan.
What the hell are you talking about? That was the best comedy of 2006!8-Bit_Jack said:The god damned Wicker Man
not Wicker Man, which i saw later and was good and had christopher lee in drag.
No, I mean The Wicker Man, which made NO sense, no plot direction, a pointless hard-on for bees, and the mopey sad-faced acting of mr. nick cage.
the only thing worth seeing in it it the climax where cage has his legs horribly broken, and is hoisted up to his hollow in the pyre, whereupon we the viewer hear his shrieking in agony for several minutes before he dies. and even this bit is ruined by tacking on another scene right after it
That movie was like the beginning of Stephen King's Cell, except worse.madcap2112 said:Sixth Sense was good. Signs was okay, except for the massive plot holes. The rest I'll agree with you on, especially The Happening (uggghh).Necrofudge said:Recently? None that are bad enough to mention
Overall? Anything made by M. Night Shyamalan.