Worst movie you've seen in theatres

[Bilbo536]

Indiana Jones IV. Walked out in the first 15 minutes.

Yes. Just yes. The point that I decided that it sucked was (spoiler) when he hid in a fridge from a nuclear explosion, then the explosion threw the fridge with him inside like 50 miles away from the point of said explosion, the fridge tumbled another mile or so, at which point he gets out, dusts himself off, and walks away. Bulls**t.

 

[Uncompetative]

The Pillow Book.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pillow_Book_(film)

 

[hermes]

I don't go to theaters much, so there are few things to compare... But I guess:
Transformers 2
Daredevil
Ghost Rider

 

[__Anarchy__]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blooded Prince. If you removed all the unnecessary teen drama from that movie, it'd be like 30 minutes long.

very tru and they took out al off the actual good stuff in the book like the fight inside the school in the end.

 

[Cap'n Haddock]

Beowulf.

 

[Xorghul]

Eragon and Transformers 2.
Pure shit.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Disaster movie..... that was a total disaster

I agree ... every five minutes I told myself to walk out ... and every five minutes I told myself it couldn't possibly get any worse. I was so very wrong ...

 

[AdhesiveTape]

Timeline. Wasn't horrible, 'cause I usually research movies before I go to see them.

 

[J-Alfred]

Transformers 2. I've seen some bad movies, but I've always walked out, so I don't count them. However, I was seeing Transformers 2 with my girlfriend, so I didn't have that option. That didn't stop me from voicing my opinion like mad, though. When Shia LeBouf dies and goes to Robot Heaven, I almost screamed. And no, I'm not going to do a spoiler warning, because Transformers 2 sucks too hard.

 

[Broady Brio]

Soroity Row.

Me and two others watched this. We were the only people watching and we were critising everything, from the deaths, to the character nicknamed "Chuggs."

 

[RanD00M]

Friday the 13th.The new one.It was so horrible that i should be payed for having to sit through that thing.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

The Happening.

We would have walked out, if the movie wasn't so funny. Really, once I was literally in tears. I have no idea, how an actor who was nominated for an Oscar (Mark Wahlberg) could be so terrible.

Also Transformers 2 was a giant retard fest. As I said in a topic before, Michael Bay probably filmed seperate explosions and then asked a 12 year old crackhead to write a plot that links all these explosions together. It was so utterly terrible that I was begging for a popcorn fight. It would distract me from all the shit that was happening on screen.

 

[Magnatek]

And the award for worst movie and theater experience for me goes to...Shrek the Third! Seriously, I could barely hear the movie with the constant screaming of kids, and when I could hear the movies, it was never at a good moment. I saw it on DVD later (thanks to my library), but I couldn't bring myself to enjoy it.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Drag Me To Hell. Officially the shittiest big name movie of the year. (excluding any michael bay shit)

Yah the movie did suck, but i jumped a fuck loads.

Be kind rewind.

 

[brainfreeze215]

Rocky Balboa. The only movie I've ever seen in theatres where I've been bored enough to actually leave.

 

[ae86gamer]

Sex and the City.

[sup]I win.[/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

any movie of the series after super hero movie and even that was kinda bad.

and catwomen sucked! i dont care how hot she was it was horrible

 

[SkylerRock]

Magnolia. I've always pictured the early production for this movie something along the lines of two script writers colliding in the corridor and in the confusion the Magnolia guy scooped up the bulk of the fallen papers and ran onto the production meeting, the result being that one really long script became Magnolia, and the leftovers became a Durex commercial.

I always felt that there were enough elements of genius in there that they could have made two pretty decent movies but instead mashed two scripts together and loosely tied the stories so that it made sense. That's the problem when moviemakers try to make a film as intricate as life, movies are supposed to be a form of escapism and people don't need to be reminded how complex and annoying/pointless their lives may be.

Other than that: Max Payne.

Could have been good if Mark Wahlberg wasn't a bad actor, if they had made it a gritty film noir like it was supposed to be, if 'V' hadn't been a tasty beverage, if the weather didn't flick schizophrenically between rain storm and pristine white snow piled high, and if the scipt had been stronger.

 

[SkylerRock]

Also Transformers 2 was a giant retard fest. As I said in a topic before, Michael Bay probably filmed seperate explosions and then asked a 12 year old crackhead to write a plot that links all these explosions together. It was so utterly terrible that I was begging for a popcorn fight. It would distract me from all the shit that was happening on screen.

That's not far from the truth, they did actually film all of the CGI action sequences before a scipt was written. Seriously.