Worst movie you've seen in theatres

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Dmatix

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Pearl Harbor. I remember laughing the entire movie (which shouldnt really happen in a movie about Pearl Harbor). Its just that Ben Affleck performed so horribly and the script was so ludicrous you couldn't help yourself.
 

hotacidbath

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Black Christmas and Dragon Wars. Neither was my idea. They were both made bearable by the jokes going on in the theater. During Black Christmas the entire theater just got together and started ripping on the movie. It was pretty awesome.
 

godsown1991

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This may just be a personal thing, but...

Superman Returns.

I...HATED...Superman Returns. With a flaming passion. I didn't even dislike "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" that much.
 

Heeman89

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StevieWonderMk2 said:
Heeman89 said:
Watchmen, that movie was shit
Oh come on. Seriously, what makes you think this post is acceptable? "Shit" contributes nothing to the thread. Tell us why. Get some discussion going.

Sorry to single you out, I know this thread (this forum) is full of this kind of no-content post, you're just conveniently here (that, and I really liked Watchmen. Sure, it waters down the comic book, but it's still got the psychologically damaged characters with their utterly twisted moralities)
The movie was hyped a lot before I went and saw it at midnight with a couple of my friends and it just put me to sleep, It was just a 2 hour sex and violence fest and I payed a $8 to see it when I probably could have seen the exact same thing on late night TV.

Now I know someone most likely will say "2 hours of sex and violence is good!" No not really it isn't, didn't work for Transformers 2, didn't work for Watchmen. I guess I like movies with a little more depth, like District 9, which I still think is the movie of the year because it had an engaging suspenseful story with a high powered action ending.
 

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bradley348 said:
Mr. Grey said:
9 is the most recent I can think of, but to be fair... I haven't gone to... OH! Wait! Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. My father still goes on about how...
Where Obi Wan Kenobi leaves Anakin to die in the lava whilst cut in half, Obi Wan says "I looked to you like a brother!" that's my father's cue to say "If he looked to him like a brother, why did he leave him to die at the lava?" Plus some other things that we can't help but mock, but I'd rather not go on a rant.

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wow, you really dont understand why he left him there?

he tried to reason with him, but after seeing that he was completely owned by teh dark side (in the bum), he had to kill him (as he was told to by the little green dude).

He didnt want to kill him, but he left him there knowing that he was as good as dead. too bad he epic failed
No, my father goes on about that. My argument is if he was to kill him why not do the merciful thing and stab him in the head? I mean if he loved him like a brother, you'd think he'd mercifully kill him instead of leaving him to be burned alive. Also he'd do it to be thorough, but I don't think George Lucas saw that as Anakin was supposed to become Darth Vader and kind of made this awkward scene.

Also how he survived all of that is beyond me, even with the Force, but I stopped trying to make sense of what George Lucas tries to interpret into film these days.
 

Monkeytacoz

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I expected Watchmen to be a cool action super hero movie, but no, it was 2 fucking hours of Dr. blue dick, boring shit, and a lame ass ending
 

Cliff_m85

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The Room


I encourage everyone to see it. Hilarious, though it's not supposed to be.

"You are TEARING me APPPAAArrrr T!"
 

tristow

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when a stranger calls (2006 remake) i had more fun watching the two girls in front of me get scared then i did watching the movie
 

QuirkyTambourine

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I'm gonna go back a few years with this one, because I've only very recently gotten back into movies after a few years of never getting out to see them, but the movie that I really should've walked out on was Boogeyman. Anyone who saw it should know, it's simply an awful movie.
 

HT_Black

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The Spirit.

'Nuff said.

Oh wait-- I almost forgot about Eragon. Shitty cinematography, cinderblock-grade acting, a drivel of a script adapted from an original work which barely passed the border of acceptable, and the guy from The Chronicles of Narnia. I don't know what it is about that guy, but I can't enjoy any film he's in.

Oh, and Saphira had feathers.

A DRAGON.

WITH FEATHERS.