Worst movies of all time.

[TaborMallory]

Everyone seems to freak out with confusion when I say that I hate any and all superhero movies.

Yes, this damn well includes Dark Knight and Iron Man and whatever else appeared in a comic book. Yes, it does. Don't ask, people. I'm tired of explaining it.

ANTI-CHRIST! ANTI-CHRIST!

Like that?

Pretty much. I remember one time posting my dislike of superhero movies, and I got over fifteen replies basically consisting of:
-What about ?
or
-Do you really?
or
-Heretic! Blasphemer! Doomsayer! etc.

Well, some people are like that. I can totally understand your opinion's basis, as I have friends who hate most super hero movies. Yet at the same time...

Heretic! Blasphemer! Doomsayer! You have cursed our livestock with your Heretical ways! Burn the Warlock!

Fixed

Thought of another 'hate', but it's another ridiculously obvious one (hopefully) - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Oh god, right when I get the memories out...

That movie was truly horrendous.

 

[Terramax]

29 Palms wins my vote. On of those road trip style movies like Velma and Louise or Natural Born Killers, but this one honestly felt like it was written and shot by college students. A road trip where lots of 'funny' things happen but it was just so amaeture and cliched it hurt. Not even Rachal Leigh Cook could save it.

I don't think anyone here would have seen it. And if anyone has, I'm sorry for you.

And to a lesser extent I dilike 2001:Space Odyssey and Apocalypse Now just because they both have good ideas, but are poorly executed and with an extremley slow pace that makes them feel more like endurance trials than entertainment.

OK, 2001 is the only film that I fell asleep whilst watching, and Apocalypse Now does go on and on and on, but to say that they're poorly executed and near the worst films ever is ridiculous. They do tell fine stories, the later has some fantastic acting and dialog, the visuals and breathtaking and innovative and they're both very ambitious. Flawed and overhyped they may be, but a 'worst movie of all time'?

 

[Alex the Pally]

Anything by Uwe Boll. Why has no one else said that until now?

Also, Ecks vs. Sever; true fact. Tried watching it, got up, went outside, and started poking at a fire ant hill with a stick for entertainment.

I'm sure I've seen others, but I've gotten so good at self-memory wipes that I can't remember them.

EDIT: Oh, right. Ronin Warriors: Message. More of a letdown than anything.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Wow... It's nice to post something that everyone seems to agree with for once

Thought of another 'hate', but it's another ridiculously obvious one (hopefully) - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I may be verbally raped for this but I didn't like any of the Indiana Jones movies.

*Snip*

*Looks at avatar, decides not to ask* Most comic book movies suck: Spiderman, X-Men, Iron man was meh, The Hulk, then again I don't really like comics in the first place.

 

[New York Patrick]

Everyone seems to freak out with confusion when I say that I hate any and all superhero movies.

Yes, this damn well includes Dark Knight and Iron Man and whatever else appeared in a comic book. Yes, it does. Don't ask, people. I'm tired of explaining it.

ANTI-CHRIST! ANTI-CHRIST!

Like that?

Pretty much. I remember one time posting my dislike of superhero movies, and I got over fifteen replies basically consisting of:
-What about ?
or
-Do you really?
or
-Heretic! Blasphemer! Doomsayer! etc.

Well, some people are like that. I can totally understand your opinion's basis, as I have friends who hate most super hero movies. Yet at the same time...

Heretic! Blasphemer! Doomsayer! You have cursed our livestock with your Heretical ways! Burn the Warlock!

Fixed

No...

By Salem Witch Trials logic, guys can be witches too...

 

[CNKFan]

House of the Dead in theaters
/thread.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Never get off the boat.

 

[zero_raver]

I don't know how One Hour Photo isn't on this yet, this had to be the worst movie I've ever seen. That or a little gem called The Cook



OOOOOKKAAAYYYY!!!!

 

[A Weary Exile]

*Snip*

Well I did say 'To a lesser extent' everytime I watch Apocalypse Now I'm just not entertained, It just DRAGS on and on and on.

 

[Gawspel]

The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

 

[Iskenator67]

The Grudge
Napoleon Dynamite
Saw
Hostel

There all shit.

 

[TaborMallory]

I may be verbally raped for this but I didn't like any of the Indiana Jones movies.

Understandable.

*Looks at avatar, decides not to ask*

Hehehehe... Relax, it's a unit portrait from Starcraft.

No...
By Salem Witch Trials logic, guys can be witches too...

Judging by the Salem Witch Trials, I personally think their logic is completely irrelevant. Besides, The Crucible was boring as hell.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

While we're on the subject, 28 Weeks Later was bad in that special kind of way that only a sequel to a halfway-original horror movie can be.

 

[A Weary Exile]

*snip*

I was actually talking about my avatar, sort of a round about way to get you to say you hated Watchmen as well. [small]Don't hate me![/small]

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

The two worst movies I have seen are, without question, "Battlefield Earth" and "Incredibly Strange Creatures That Suddenly Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies". The latter was certainly the worse of the two, but "Battlefield Earth" takes the top spot because it is a movie that had no excuse to be terrible. It was based on a book which was excellent, starred a cast what has demonstrated the capacity to act from time to time and had a budget that would choke a wide necked animal.

 

[Pegghead]

Spoiler: In no particular order, the three worst movies I have ever seen are

Douchey Garbage

Artsey garbage

Try-hard garbage

 

[Hemothorax]

Precious Finder. Never heard of it? Good. Keep it that way.

 

[Beatrix]

Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne, no experience is quite like having the world's worst director take one of your favourite semi-obscure games, rips out all the vital fun parts (like killing nazis, being a badass vampire and carrying around half an armory) and utterly desecrates the remains.
Quite a few of the movies you all named were bad, but they just do not compare.

 

[Michael S. Azrael]

I hated the movie Watchmen, the only guy who is slightly likeable in the movie is a sadistic killer who in the end gets blown to bits. One thing I would like to know is, why does Ozymandias, the world's smartest man, think that destorying cities and killing millions would better prevent nuclear then say destorying ever Nuclear silo in the world?