Worst music you've ever heard

[Lucifron]

In before Brokencyde and Millionaires, with this!

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I'ma throw you down the stairway to hell boy.

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/Thread...oh God please let this be the worst this thread can produce...please...

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[Outright Villainy]

In before Brokencyde and Millionaires, with this!

While I don't think it's the worst song ever or anything, by God is it overrated and boring, and yes, everyone and their dog trying to learn that on guitar is anathema to my ears.

99% of growling

Seriously people are not normal if they enjoy that.

Uh huh. You know, I don't even judge people for like Justin bieber, because it's just taste in music. But apparently you're not normal if you like metal you say?

Yup, just going to leave this before I give a suspension worthy rant.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Any rap or "hip-hop" song

 

[Jazoni89]

In retrospect this piece of "music" ranks as one of the worst things i have ever listerned to. I can't belive i used to like this as a kid. Nostalgia is a ***** sometimes.


Oh yeah and this shite song.


I bet this was the only song they ever made.

 

[Wadders]

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What a load of shit.

Okay sir now that is a genuine troll. No mistake about it.

Yeah, it was I love metallica really

Seriously, I'd have to say some of the more "underground" Black Metal bands. Their recording is so poor its mostly just static with the occasional scream. Terrible stuff.

Probably should note that it's intentional most of the time. Also that early Metallica is probably rawer than most BM. Which probably says something about the BM scene at large.

Yeah, they seem to think a horribly under produced sound makes them better than bands whose music is actually discerable.

Really? fair enough, but then I've not heard any really early Metallica so I'll take your word for it. Kill Em All is easily listenable though...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

The worst music? That's a change of pace, as usually the thread asks favorites. To avoid the usual artists such as Beiber or any of that other Disney crap, I have one track that is so ear-bleedingly awful that I literally CAN NOT understand what the song is about, or what is said in the lyrics.

Prepare, for I give a cookie and my regards to whoever can determine just what the HELL this song is saying or is about.


[sub]Seriously, it just sounds like an angry gorilla on 'roids grunting into a microphone over and over again...[/sub]

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Insane Clown Posse. ><

 

[Wardnath]

Yeah, they seem to think a horribly under produced sound makes them better than bands whose music is actually discerable.

Hehe yeah.

Mind you, some of them do it well, like early Mayhem and early Anaal Nathrakh (The Codex Necro is awesome ).

Really? fair enough, but then I've not heard any really early Metallica so I'll take your word for it. Kill Em All is easily listenable though...

You might want to take that with a grain of salt.

 

[Wardnath]

Prepare, for I give a cookie and my regards to whoever can determine just what the HELL this song is saying or is about.


[sub]Seriously, it just sounds like an angry gorilla on 'roids grunting into a microphone over and over again...[/sub]

First: The lyrics (if any exist) haven't been published, so I can't help ya. Sorry mate. The title should be pretty telling of what it's about though.

Second: Is it a bad thing that I could probably out-growl the vocalist in that band (I do death metal vocals myself)?

Third: I looked 'em up of the Metal Archives - how the hell'd they get on Willowtip?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

First: The lyrics (if any exist) haven't been published, so I can't help ya. Sorry mate. The title should be pretty telling of what it's about though.

Second: Is it a bad thing that I could probably out-growl the vocalist in that band (I do death metal vocals myself)?

I don't blame you for not finding the lyrics, I'm sure it would just consist of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooo ooo oooo oooo ooo" Or something along those lines. This song has baffled me for many years as to how anybody can consider it legitimate music.

Seriously, it blows my freaking mind.

If you do deep-guttural sounds like that on a frequent basis, and can do it for longer than that song, then I applaud and feel sorry for your vocal chords. A great talent though, by any rights. No, that doesn't make it a bad thing, just hardcore.

 

[Super Toast]

Justin Bieber and Kesha give me a headache.

 

[Talon_Skywarp]

I believe I'm the only human who likes Justin Bieber.

Worst Music I've heard...I say this everytime

Drum and bass and Dubstep. Played in every club, played anywhere I go, Just not go away. People describe it as 'Phat' and 'Dirty' neither of which are words I want to hear.

Every parody ever made. Never funny and just annoy me.

Already been said- just because a band or artist is old doesn't make them good.
METALLICA
LED ZEP
BEATLES
ELVIS
JAMES BROWN
DEEP PURPLE
(continue this list as you would, its more than likely I don't like them)

They are no longer relevant to me since things have moved on.

*Listens to MIA*

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

There are so many viable candidates for "worst music I've ever heard" - do we go with things I define as virtually indistinguishable from angry noise, music so annoying that I've resolved to hit anyone that attempts to play it in my proximity until such time as they stop, music that is objectively well executed while still being horribly jarring and unpleasant, or some other terrible quality?

Luckily for me most of the points I'd rant about have already been hit by other posters, freeing me up to post this:

From a strictly musical standpoint it's fairly benign, but that's why I'm posting Owl City's "Fireflies" in a worst music ever thread - you think it isn't really so bad, pretty wussy of course but not awful... and then he starts talking about giving a million bugs a million hugs.

And thus the reason I've posted it: That song is 100% pure sonic emasculation - if you can listen to it all the way through without turning it off in disgust, you are no longer a man[footnote]If you were never one to start with you just have shitty taste in music.[/footnote]. That's right, I'm asserting that if you ever listen to the entire song it will castrate you; claiming to be in full possession of a working set of testicles and liking "Fireflies" are fundamentally incompatible.

 

[GameGoddess101]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GzHx5TIMlA

This... and Ke$ha... and Miley Cyrus... and most of Andrew Lloyd Weber's stuff

 

[Wardnath]

I don't blame you for not finding the lyrics, I'm sure it would just consist of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooo ooo oooo oooo ooo" Or something along those lines. This song has baffled me for many years as to how anybody can consider it legitimate music.

Seriously, it blows my freaking mind.

I believe the idea is that the voice in that setting is simply a musical instrument, much like the guitars and drums. Still, it would be nice to get some lyrics from a few bands (I'm looking at you, Anaal Nathrakh).

If you do deep-guttural sounds like that on a frequent basis, and can do it for longer than that song, then I applaud and feel sorry for your vocal chords. A great talent though, by any rights. No, that doesn't make it a bad thing, just hardcore.

Thank you. ^_^

But nah, my chords are fine for the time being. Guttural vocal patterns won't trash your voice if you know what you're doing, unlike some other vocal styles.

Case in point: Suffocation. Their vocalist has been doing it for twenty years and counting.

 

[Wintermoot]

Justin Bieber the Gonad Sisters Hannah MonFuckingTana and anything else created by disney and "gangsta rap"

 

[Phoenix09215]

In before Brokencyde and Millionaires, with this!

Damn. Guys, regardless of BonsaiK's thoughts on this (and I've got little reason to think that this is a lie from him), I think we've been trolled.

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I think your right sir!

OT: Surely it has to be Blackout Band!?

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worst shit ever!