Worst name EVER!

[Tekyro]

Nazhgalia. Cookies for anyone who can guess where it's from.

Lord of the Rings? Sounds Dwarvish to me.

 

[Nanaki316]

Ok, worst names I've ever heard of. Hmm, Apple would definitely be one (seriously, who besides a celebrity names their kid after a fruit?)

That is always one of the first ones that comes to my mind as well. Just generally celebrities giving their kids stupid names. Pixie is common these days isn't it? Why the fuck can't these people use normal names? I mean I'm all for a name being rare and fairly unique but a soapstar over in England recently called her new baby girl Teddie Boo. *Head desk*

 

[Charley]

In the news paper a few years ago, It stated that a child had been named "4 real".(yes WITH the 4)

Argh that made me see red - I mean seriously, how self-indulgent do parents have to be to not recognise that giving a child a stupid name (and yes, they're stupd, not "individual" or anything like that) will result in a LOT of bullying.

That is unless, of course, they're ridiculously rich, and go to school with other similarly-named children.

For me though, it's names like Keanu and Hermione... bring back the good old-fashioned actual names that weren't recently featured in films. Hermione always worries me that people who are having children are reading kids' books...

 

[Charley]

I may as well call my child

"Sir Robert Peppington Smithe Lawrence, MP, VC, PC"

And have him be the most awesome kid in the playground! (sarcasm)

You can't steal names that are already taken - that's my kid

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

Chantelle..it just sounds like some dodgy wine from aldi. Also all the people i've met called chantelle have been horrible people the same with the people named David

Cmon there mils of David`s out there....have some faith mate

Well lamest name...Dick....sry maybe im perverted or a moron but i just cant help myself and i laugh at ppl with that name

 

[Fraught]

If Olivia Munn would move to Estonia, where I live, she would have the worst name.

That's the same like having Martin Cockster Fuck as your name.

Or atleast something...close to that.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Sing it with me!

R-E-N-E-S-M-E-E

Yeah, I don't want to be one of those annoying haters, but that is probably the second most off-putting part in the Twilight series.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Shaniqua xD Sounds like a shampoo brand

 

[AWAR]

Jebediah, but i think its cool
and i think theres one guy named Jesus Christ Steven...

 

[Bouncing Ferret FIlm]

believe it or not, Shithead, just pronounced differently. Shi-th-ed or something or another. But yeah. sad but true.

 

[Doomdiver]

Gaye Cox. I'm not kidding. I know someone with that name.

I believe I can beat that! I know someone called Isaac Cox... If you don't get it say it out loud. The real amazing thing is he doesn't hate his parents for giving him that name!

There is also someone who used to be on our sixth form council called Tobias Cocaine. Seriously. I feel sorry for these people.

 

[MMMowman]

I know someone called Wanye Kerr.... it kinda sounds like "Wanker"

 

[Alphavillain]

It depends on context. It's a little like people who have Chinese symbols tattoed on their bodies without a cear idea of what the symbol means: it looks terrible, and it's probably there to stay for longer than a name.
OT Anything New Age-y (like Apple or Stream) is never going to sound good from middle-class parents who drive a 4x4.

 

[Hellenion]

Mercedes released a car in France called the M.R.2. Of course, in french ponounciation it's (ém - air- deux) which roughly means "is shit." (est merde.)

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I once saw a guy in my history book called "Warren Burger"
1.what is a Warren?
2.why is it a burger?

 

[Nerdfury]

Working for an ISP, I get heaps of them. By far the funniest include Randy Gay, Gowan Commando and Roger Harder. All of which could be great in porn.

 

[AngloDoom]

Tinker Bell

Some random guy's name I once found on some official-looking sheets. Guy's last name was 'Bell', first name 'Tinker'. I've no idea where he came from, but I'm pretty sure they hated him from birth.