Worst name EVER!

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Gareth Gobblecoque.

Or perhaps "Gay Search" (the name of a gardener on Gardeners World)
 

AkJay

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Keith.

I mean honestly, every time someone says their name is Keith I visibly cringe.
 

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DiscoveryOne said:
I'm gonna have to go with Mavis or Xander
Huh, I know a guy named Xander. Nice guy, great chef, awesome sword fighter, and pretty good fire-spinner.

I hate the name Merlin Mackenzie.
My name. It get's me an unending amount of shit.
 

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shadowstriker86 said:
hortence, hands down the worst name ever. right next to the lady in jersey who named her kid Abcde. I'm not kidding, it's too stupid to make up, google it.
That made me think of Horrace, thanks ^^
 

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madbird-valiant said:
Nazhgalia. Cookies for anyone who can guess where it's from.
One of the best shows ever, Arrested Development right? The creepy guy/chick?

I hate first names that sound like two names. Maryanne, ect.
 

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Margrave Rinstock said:
Chelsea.

I don't Know why, but It is Just a very Ugly-sounding Name in my Opinion.
I like that name personally. Probably because it was the name of the first girl I loved, but that's not the point.

OT, Patrick. I hate that name. It sounds like a retarded kid's name. Also Barbara. I've never met a Barbara who wasn't a complete *****.
 

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Eggsnham said:
WanderFreak said:
I read once, some kid's parents named him something like Vvvllkkkakvavkavvsvsvsvkavsvaksvaa, no kidding, and pronounced it "Steve" or something.
I'm totally going to do that, I mean, it's 4 AM and at 4 AM anything seems like a good idea, but seriously.. I will.
lol same, but it will be my third child. My first will be Zeus and my second will be ghwre (made entirely out of silent letters)
 

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My grandmother taught a girl named LaPrecious. Seriously. That's just setting a kid up to either be a spoiled brat or a stripper.
 

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Guy32 said:
Eggsnham said:
I'm totally going to do that, I mean, it's 4 AM and at 4 AM anything seems like a good idea, but seriously.. I will.
lol same, but it will be my third child. My first will be Zeus and my second will be ghwre (made entirely out of silent letters)
Your kids will hate you ^^;;
 

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I've never been fond of the name Chandler. Or Sheldon. But I did know a girl named "Winter Rose". She went by Rosie. Nobody really liked Rosie...
Julianking93 said:
Margrave Rinstock said:
Chelsea.

I don't Know why, but It is Just a very Ugly-sounding Name in my Opinion.
I like that name personally. Probably because it was the name of the first girl I loved, but that's not the point.

OT, Patrick. I hate that name. It sounds like a retarded kid's name. Also Barbara. I've never met a Barbara who wasn't a complete *****.
I've known three Patricks. One was a... "special" kid, and one had a speech impediment.
 

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x0ny said:
Guy32 said:
Eggsnham said:
I'm totally going to do that, I mean, it's 4 AM and at 4 AM anything seems like a good idea, but seriously.. I will.
lol same, but it will be my third child. My first will be Zeus and my second will be ghwre (made entirely out of silent letters)
Your kids will hate you ^^;;
Not as much as their substitute teachers will.
 

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I'd have to say Ciaran...

Nah, I love my name.

OT: I know a chap called Callum Dicker. Not the worst name I've heard, but the only one I can remember at 3AM.