Worst name EVER!

[BillyShakes]

I would kick my own ass if I were named Duane.

 

[WorldCritic]

Renesmee, I'm not going to say any more.

 

[Jiggabyte]

Pilot Inspektor. Google it and you can probably find the entire name. I'm too busy switching between tabs.

 

[Danpascooch]

The longest name is of a young hawiian boy named Kananinoheaokuuhomeopuukaimanaalohilo.... Im not kidding about this. The name means "The Beautiful Aroma of My Home at Sparkling Diamond Hill is Carried to the Eyes of Heaven". In Hawaii, it is the custom to give children long, descriptive names. Dont worry though, they call him Joe, of all things, for short.

Yeah, that's a pretty shitty name

EDIT:

I mean Joe is a shitty name, Kananinoheaokuuhomeopuukaimanaalohilo is both stylish and practical.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Dick Biggerstaff.

http://www.otolaryn.com/oa_drrbiggerstaff.html

Drew Peacock.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article95505.ece

 

[appleblush]

I remember a few years ago a Chinese family tried to name their kid & (not ampersand - &). Don't know if they succeeded. I also just heard of a girl named Tangela. You know, like the Pokemon?

EDIT: My mistake. It was the @ symbol, not the & symbol.

 

[hotdogoctopus]

don't get offended

Spoiler

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that title is just aggravating. It makes such a wonderful and happy place sound like such a bummer.

 

[Beefjerky]

Dom and Adolf...

 

[Andantil]

Biggus Dickus

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

i think a strange (but awesome) name would be Pontus Pilot (the guy who condemned Jesus to be crusified).

idk about worst actual names, but worst online name, would be anything that involves the word

BEAST or GODLY. And anyone who has MLG or KSI in there name is, in general, garbage.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

A car called NOVA

Which, if you speak spanish, is Does not go. Why would you want to shell out bug money for a car that days has nogo as it's name?

 

[VicunaBlue]

I knew a guy named Major Bottoms. I really did.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

I forgot which actress it was, but she named her child "Audio Science".

The worst name ever given to anything, though, would be the Honda That's.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-190761290.html

Someone named their kid Adolf Hitler, and his sister was named Arian Race

 

[The Great JT]

Pilot Inspektor. Some famous idiot named his son that.

I think I've lost my faith in humanity...

 

[OmegaXIII]

Chantelle..it just sounds like some dodgy wine from aldi.

Seconded, along with Shanequa (spelling?)

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Hmm... Probably Crystal, like the champagne. Interwebz for the person who know's where it's from

 

[Singularly Datarific]

What is the worst name you have ever heard of? It can be an object, person anything you want. For me it's a car, called the volkswagon STD. I'm being serious.

"YOU'VE WON A BRAND NEW STD!!!"