Worst name EVER!

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The Austin

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Cthulu. How the hell are you supposed to pronounce that if you have never heard of him before?
 

Xorghul

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IrishBerserker said:
Can't think of a "worst" name but the best is any name with a *click* in it.
I want a click in my name!O_O...or rather in my middle name. It'd be enough.
 

Randomologist

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Definitely "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii"
No, that isnt made up, it was a kid in New Zealand.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7522952.stm

Most awesome name is "Dr. ?"
It's somewhere in Quirkology by Richard Wiseman, but I don't remember the page number.
 

Zaksav91

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Harry Johnson, yea I about died laughing when I heard it.

just for first names though..........hmmm.........I would have to say Bill Barbara Bob Idk why but names starting with B just bug me. Many of them sound unoriginal and boring.
 

siebje

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SonicKoala said:
I think the website "penisland.net" is a pretty god-awful name. Mind you, that's suppose to be PEN ISLAND *dot* net, not..... yeah, not what it looks like. It's a website that sells pens.
Oh man, I laughed my pants off :D
I was gonna order sample pens for all my co-workers, but it seems they ran out.
How great is it for every co-worker to have to explain to their spouse why they got a package from penisland.net :)
 

u20363022

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My newborn cousin: Maynard. This might not be evident to others, but living here in Australia, males are automatically assigned a contraction of their first name with an "oh" on the end soon after birth. My cousin is named Mayo, as in mayonnaise. Why anyone would want their child to be associated with oily, vinegary egg products is beyond me.
 

f0re1gn

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There are a lot of Chinese people with the surname HUY. In Russian that's one of the worst words in the whole language, meaning the most offensive way you can call a male reproductive organ.