Worst Names For A Stripper

[Thundero13]

A stripper named Adolf Hitler... and is a woman.
OR the name of a young child like Anne Frank or Christopher Robin would be pretty bad.

 

[Odbarc]

I would not approve of a stripper named Gary.

 

[Infernai]

Herpes Mcgee.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Eccentra Galumbitz, the triple breasted whore of Eroticon V.

 

[Chewster]

Gladys is pretty bad, only because it is old-timey sounding. Other names that would also be bad for the same reasons: Gertrude, Margaret, Elizabeth, Abigail, Mary, Beatrice, Helen, Mathilda, Penelope, Bertha, Hortense, Mabel, Mildred, Millicent, Phyllis, Zelda, Karen, Katherine and any of those odd hyphenated names that girls sometimes get, like Betty-Sue or whatever. They'd probably make me feel like I was in a geriatric strip club.

However, as far as stage names go, the first that sprung to mind after reading the thread title was "Streaky".

 

[DatCracker]

Worst stripper name is technically mine?
You know how you find out your stripper name if you use the name of the street you grew up on, and then add it to the name of your first pet?
Well mine is....
*drumroll*
Giddings Itchy.

Har de har har.
It's a horrible name that screams venereal disease.

 

[JacobyPAX]

The Sodomizer or Ambiguous Crotch

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I think the worst stripper name would be the name of the person their stripping for's mother or sister. It would just be too weird and personal for them to take I think.

 

[Brown Cap]

Sally Two-D**ks

 

[Razzigyrl]

Griselda. Or (I say this with a cringe) Gytha Ogg.

 

[Aulleas123]

Meat-slab

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Syphilis. Sounds sexy... Right?

 

[Jake0fTrades]

CrabCakes.

 

[balanovich]

Polly Esther?

I supposed that actually has some narrow niche appeal.

lol nice!