Worst Names For A Stripper

[thrillingsuspense]

Rebecca Black

This is no longer a subjective argument, this is fact. Rebecca Black is the worst stripper name.

 

[Death God]

Mrs. Cookie Goo. That would tell me right off the bat that she had AIDs, several STDs, maybe a few packs of drugs on her...

 

[Ghengis John]

We have been laughing about it since, so in the interest of keeping my own stupid amusement going....what are the worst/funniest possible names you can think of for a stripper?

The worst stage name I could think of for a stripper:

Sticky.

I once encountered a stripper who used the name "Mr Goodcock". It serves it's purpose, but it was so cheesy (the name, not...you know what, never mind...) that it just had me and my friends laughing our arses off.

Then there was the female stripped my friend had for his bachelor party, named "Ruth". Same problem as "Gladice". just sounds too much like an old lady to be seen as sexy.

Gladice? I dunno about Gladice. But I did know a hot Ruth once. All old ladies started young, I'm not saying that is an inherently sexy thing, but despite trends in naming there are young and toothsome Gladices and Ruths running about.

 

[Amondren]

Uncle Dirty Finger

 

[The Magical Hobo]

Mrs. Cookie Goo. That would tell me right off the bat that she had AIDs, several STDs, maybe a few packs of drugs on her...

Also that shes married, and might have kids.

 

[TheDarklite]

Frank.

Or.... No, Frank will suffice.

 

[StormShaun]

Miss. Hardwood...anyone wanna give a go at that one...

 

[The Apothecarry]

Carousel, Priceless, and Walter.

 

[FalloutJack]

-IMPLOSION!-

Ah, give it up, man. Gladice the stripper is probably the best Gladice you'll ever meet, so why rag her for something her parents were responsible for (i.e. the naming)?

The worst stripper name would be Dr. Girlfriend.

(THE MONARCH COMMANDS YOU TO GET THIS JOKE!)

Can I have a cookie if I say Venture Bros.?

Ayyyup.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Polly Esther?

I supposed that actually has some narrow niche appeal.

I loved the Samurai Pizza Cats. I want to watch cartoons now.....

I wonder if Budweiser paid to have the CAPTCHA thing say Alcohol.

 

[NoseDigger]

i feel like a dumbass, but i dont get it. send me a message explaining?

A stripper with the name Destiny is ironic because, as a stripper, you don't really have future. Another (possibly better) one would be Chastity.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Prudence Godfear.

 

[Aethren]

Bridget.

 

[xdom125x]

C'mon folks, let's get a little bit more creative. Remember, a traditional stripper's name is one word, something catchy and memorable, so let's go with...

Entropy.

Yeah, would you want Entropy grinding up on you?

At first I woudn't want that but eventually I would grow indifferent.

As for a name : Jocasta
Do I win?

 

[000jinx]

Buella, yes that's a real name of a lady in prison my grade school made me write letters to... no idea if she used to be a stripper.

 

[Quazimofo]

i feel like a dumbass, but i dont get it. send me a message explaining?

A stripper with the name Destiny is ironic because, as a stripper, you don't really have future. Another (possibly better) one would be Chastity.

well, that is not necessarily ironic because destiny does not mean one has yet to find their true calling, what they are destined to be. perhaps this striper's destiny was to be.. well a striper.

but i agree, the irony of chastity is almost overwhelming, would be even funnier if it was a prostitute.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"Lard Lad"

"Dick Snapper"

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"Boo-urns"

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Delicious Cake.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Theodore. Yep.