Worst Names For A Stripper

[randomsix]

I vote for Stretch Armstrong as worst stripper name, with Gloria coming in as a close second.

 

[Hucket]

Saggy, Squirt, Bubba, Paraiadontis Patty

 

[gbemery]

You could always go with Titty Longstockings

 

[Anchupom]

Captain Sweatpants.

 

[mireko]

Adolph Stalin.

Well, duh.

 

[lukenhiumur]

Herpy McDerpenstein sounds pretty sexy.

 

[Mattismen]

Gargamel

 

[Easton Dark]

Chloe Media

 

[Simriel]

Chastity

 

[Veldel]

Peggy...

Ya let that one seep into your imagination.

AHHHH PEGGY BUNDY

 

[Anchupom]

Chastity

LEGENDARY ANSWER

I wish I'd thought of that.

 

[wammnebu]

Peanut, or Sasquatch

 

[norender]

Hidden Surprise.

Chastity

LEGENDARY ANSWER

I wish I'd thought of that.

Agreed. Only if I thought about that haha.

 

[SadakoMoose]

Desperate Dong
Groan worthy and lawsuit ready

 

[Harry Mason]

Crusty.

*shudder*

 

[Treblaine]

"Mom"

/thread

 

[Treblaine]

Chastity

Someone said that was a "legendary answer" but I kinda find that kinky in an ironic sense.

I mean it's hardly a mood-killer, it's just contradictory.

though for frankly weird names check this one out, and ACTUAL book cover I found:

... seriously...

That hand clasping the LONG WIDE SHAFT! Oh god, who cleared that cover... why not Richard Pound... WHY DICK POUND!

I thought this was some gay-sex erotica novel about dick-pounding-action "inside" the Olympics, it's apparently a dull scientific and legal assessment of anti-doping measures.