Worst Names For A Stripper

[bob-2000]

Seabiscut. If anyone gets that really, really obscure TV reference then cookies will be showered upon them.

Probably late to the thread here, but Seabiscuit was the name of a horse in the film of the same name.

Sort of. Ill just say it because nobody is getting it. Its from Parks and Recreation.
Leslie: "Ok Tom, this is Seabiscut"
Stripper: "It's Sierra"
Leslie: "Sorry, it's really loud in here."

 

[redisforever]

Paul

You mean...

 

[2733]

Hindenburg

Isa man

Ivana beagirl

nurse Enema

Daddy's little secret keeper.

Mommy

Ram amandeep

FISTO

shaggy

The Sprinkler

Dental Hygiene

Gorden Freeman

black pudding

Shrek

But Proprin (Im not kidding this is the captca at the bottom of my screen right now)

that's all I got, I'm sure some of those had been done already.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Misty Hymen. No wait, that's an Olympic swimmer.

 

[Fangface74]

Clunge

 

[emeraldrafael]

Its a beautiful sounding name on its own, but we had a girl at a gentlemen's club I occasionally cleaned that was named Chlamydia (ironically, she was clean. She was tested nightly). She's still one of the highest earning girls at the club, even though she goes to great lengths to make sure guys are clean.

Other then that, Slagathor.

 

[PatSilverFox]

Chastity

 

[soren7550]

Ok, going with the rule of creating your stripper name (first pet + your street), I'm certain that 'Fluffy 23rd Ave.' would be quite bad.

 

[xdom125x]

He-who-devours-your-entrails-and-thoroughly-enjoys-it.
For a female stripper

 

[sseh2661]

Dixie Normous

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Whatever your daughter's name is.

 

[Snowpact]

Candle Jack. I didn't understand what she was getting at at the

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Luke Thighwalker if it's a male.

Dark Invadeher if it's, again, a male.

And Princess LeHUH?! If it looks like a girl, but is actually a transgender.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Erectopus.

 

[chstens]

Candle Jack. I didn't understand what she was getting at at the

What about Candle Jack? You never fini

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

Nurgle?

That would turn me off...

Slaneesh would too. That or Fisto.

Dunno... Prince of Pleasure? lol

 

[Ohhi]

Stephany redbush I don't know I am not good at this.

 

[Ashtovo]

i am going to say that Mr. Rogers is a pretty bad name for a stripper.

do i need to say why?

 

[LordSnakeEyes]

Edna, Berta, Betsy and Gillian