Worst pain you've ever been through

[legion431]

Does dealing with my one-year-younger-than-me sister count? I'd rather take a bullet any day.

But physically, nothing much happened to me. Just sprained my ankle bad(could've sworn it was broke). Also, hit my head on the boom of an excavator. Holy SHIT that hurt.

EDIT:Oh god, I just looked at everyone else's posts. I'm now officially afraid to get out of my house. And I'm going to buy myself a doctor. A good one. Like Gregory House good.

If you couldn't put up with your sister than how are you going to put up with House.

 

[Acier]

My foot got infected, my blood felt like it was on fire and made of knives. I was crippled from pain.


Menstrual Cramps are also pretty terrible for me if I dont take pain killers soon enough

 

[CJ1145]

Broke my knee in three places.

Then some dumbass tried to get in a cat scan machine without immobilizing it. Have you ever seen your knee about 6 inches from where it's supposed to be?

 

[knumpify]

used to be in the army. did my paratrooper jump out of a c-130 (big ass airplane), didn't land properly, shattered my right shin into 16 pieces. the paramedics get there and say "we've got good news and bad news. good news, you didn't tear any ligaments, you'll be walking in 3 months. bad news, we have to set the bone (put it back where it belongs, as opposed to protruding from the skin as it now was) before we can mobilize you. oh, and we don't carry morphine taps anymore. no anesthetic, no warning, just cracking the two bones back into my leg and hauling me off. they get me doped up and fix my leg. I've still got a chunk of bone or two floating around my shin. grosses the fuck out of people when I push it around. makes me limp sometimes on bad days. I've got a really high tolerance to pain, really high, I've walked off a fractured 4th metatarsal just fine, this was insane.

lessons learned:
1. don't jump out of a perfectly good airplane at 30k feet, it sucks.
2. if you don't follow lesson 1, bend your fuckin' knees
3. don't joint the army

 

[hyker]

watching twilight with my girlfriend
actually I once fell off of a concrete staircase,I broke a finger and one of my teeth fell out,plus I hit myself almost everywhere

 

[joshuaayt]

I...Hmm.
Oh, I fell down some stairs once. Or a couple more times.

 

[TylerC]

Listening to Brokencyde for the first time.

I just cracked up laughing, that's not hard to believe.

My worst pains are my non-stop migraines that I've had since at least 8 years old, and I'm 16 now. They are literally everyday. Also, one time I had a staph infection on my chin, and all of the skin was peeled off when I had a seizure at my desk. I smashed my head on the desk, fell out of my chair, and woke up hours later with a zig-zag trail of blood on the floor. I literally thought I was going to die.

Some other pretty brutal pains involved falling from the top of a swing-set and breaking my wrist, and another time when I broke my elbow so bad they couldn't count all of the fractures. My arm bent totally backwarsd so my hand was touching my shoulder...

 

[reg42]

I had a lumber puncher when I was small and apparently I was screaming like a mo-fo. I can't remember it though, so something more recent:
Last year I had some sort of very minor infection which made one of my ear drums swell up. This wouldn't have been a problem if I hadn't been on an aeroplane that day. Basically, my ear didn't depressurise, which caused me massive, massive pain in my ear. I really don't want to go through that again.

 

[Jenova65]

Well I have given birth 3 times without pain relief, and two of those involved ventouse (vacuum extraction, one of those with an episiotomy) Had my gall bladder removed too.
Also had some fierce paper cuts over the years :-O
But this guy knows pain imo.....

watching twilight with my girlfriend

 

[XT inc]

spending weeks selling lemonaid outside of my house one summer as a child to afford pokemon snap. Raised the 60+ dollars, bought it and beat it within 2 hours. worst soul crushing pain ever.

 

[Aptspire]

I'd have to say my migraines with Aura
whereas most people will experience a certain amount of pain for a few hours, on an almost regular basis, I don't know when my next migraine will start, but when it does, I feel intense pain for 12 to 48 hours without catching a break. Also, not to diminish the pain of others, but it's hard to separate the pain from the nerves when it's in your head

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..I feel slightly beat, but!

Cracking my skull open to the bone and tissue from a dresser/mirror falling over on me. Yes, yes I did try to climb it. Yes, I was 6 years old. Be quiet!

 

[Hawgh]

I once had problems with grown-in toenails, on my right hallux. After having it operated, removal of nerves and the whole schebang, I was bedridden with pain and regeneration for a few days. The true pain ocurred when I had to visit the toilet, standing up was painful enough, but as I was leaving the bathroom, it happened to be so that someone(I was living with my family at the time) had spilled some water on the floor, I slipped in the puddle, hammering my recently-operated toe full-force into the door frame. I actually blacked out from pain for a few seconds. When I came to, I was on the floor, I couldn't feel much in my right leg and foot but a pulsing, searing heat. And so, bleeding profusely, I had to crawl down a set of stairs and outside in order to call for help.

Good times.

 

[Tartarga]

Burned my finger on one of those cigerette lighter things in the car. I was freaking out from the pain.

 

[shadow741]

What the fuck? Am I the only person that hasn't gone through complete hell?

I haven't so I'm doing mine about my grandpa. It's not really the worst pain he went through it's actually the least pain. He cut open his arm because he used to work with glass and it didnt hurt or bleed at all, he has a scar to prove it. The only thing the docs had to do was stitch it back up.

 

[ragestreet]

Did you know that I was struck by lightning seven times?
Once when I was in the field, just tending to my cows.
Once when I was just sittin' in my truck just minding my own business.
Once when I was repairing a leak on the roof.
Once I was just crossing the road to get the mail.
Once, I was walking my dog down the road.
Blinded in one eye; can't hardly hear. I get twitches and shakes out of nowhere; always losing my line of thought. But you know what? God keeps reminding me I'm lucky to be alive.

Benjamin button!

Benjamin Barker!
*Stabitty stabitty stabitty*

OT: I had a cyst up my ass. The cyst itself wasn't so bad but the surgery hurt like hell. It also left a little hole in my ass which had to be stuffed and restuffed with strips of gauze daily. The painkillers helped with that though.

 

[technotica]

One time I stepped on a nail, ran into the house and fell out on the floor crying.... then my 5 year old sister ran over and stomped me in the ballz.

 

[Hedberger]

Probably when i was six and i swam in a river with my family. I wasn't careful enough so i swam straight over a sharp and jagged rock. The scar is about 1 decimeter long and 0,5 centimeters thick.

 

[Fox242]

Getting the outline done on my tattoo. The pain was so great that I went pale and I nearly passed out. Luckily I didn't and the part where the they fill in the tattoo wasn't nearly as painful.

Were was the tattoo? Probably already been asked but I don't want to look through 9 pages to find out.

I got mine on my right arm near the shoulder. I swear that the needle hit the arm and shoulder joint a few times and it was almost enough to knock me out. That sucked, but at least I didn't pass out.

 

[Gasaraki]

I was born without some sort of flap thing in my urethra.
Every time i peed some of it went back up which supposedly hurt like hell (i was too young to remember).

It took the doctors almost a year and a half to figure out what was wrong and fix it, by that time my right kidney had been severely damaged :/
At least i only need one ^_^