I fell into a wall and sort of opened my forehead when I was about 8, hurt like hell, and I had to get stitches (of course). Looked like a bloody spider on my face.
Damn. Wait when I had it, didn't you suggest this to me? Because it worked!Furburt said:Cluster headache, definitely.
Apparently, it's worse than unanesthetized amputation, and I'd well believe it. By the end of the 2nd day, I wanted to kill myself to end the unbearable pain. There is only one cure. Hallucinogenic drugs.
I'm not kidding, drugs like LSD, Salvia, Mescalin, DMT and Mushrooms are proven to alleviate the pain pretty much instantly.
So I did what any sane man would do, went and got myself some LSD, and took it!
It worked too, pain was pretty much totally gone as soon as it took effect.
Jesus Christ! Whoever you are, you must have been in some intense pain.Thunderhorse94 said:Well, quite a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends. Me, being the super cool child I was back then, went to do a wheelie on my back.
This is where shit hits the fan.
Because the bike's front wheel had become very loose (I was unaware) when the front wheel hit the ground, it said "FUCK YOU!" and decided to just come off!
So BANG! Front forks hit the ground, I go flying over the handlebars and go face first into the ground.
But the bike wasn't finished with me yet.......
The bike then does a fucking flip and comes crashing down on my back. What a jerk.
Yeah, you've got it right - LSD's still an experimental treatment in some hospitals, but it's so much more effective than the legal stuff and, UNLESS YOU'RE PREGNANT, it has a very low level of toxicity. (Reason for the caps is that LSD is a teratogen - causes birth defects if pregnant whilst taking it). Oh and it's illegal so... Bad Furburt! Very bad!Furburt said:Believe me man, if you were having a cluster headache, you'd take them. It takes weeks to go away otherwise, and during that, it's so painful you will be unable to think of anything other than how painful it is. It's so painful, you can't do anything else.z(ombie)fan said:im so anti-drug i would just frown and bear it and hope it would go away.
I'm right with you on that - I'm just lucky high dose aspirin works on my migraines (roughly a whole gram) completely fucks your stomach lining though.Furburt said:In a choice between taking illegal drugs or jumping off a building to end the unbearable pain, the worst pain a human can experience I believe, I think I know what I'm choosing. That was perhaps the worst 2 days of my life.
Thank god I found some acid! Really, I would've been fucked, although legal stuff would have worked too.
I don't know, but I laughed when I read that one, sorry.cpt blackamar said:without a doubt, it was when a friend of mine thought it would be a laugh to lodge a pen into my arm, that was fun.