Worst pain you've ever been through

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Snowden's Secret

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I fell into a wall and sort of opened my forehead when I was about 8, hurt like hell, and I had to get stitches (of course). Looked like a bloody spider on my face.
 

WestMountain

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I have not hurt myself that much but when my appendix blow up it was a pretty immense pain and I couldn't stop puking till my stomach got empty and I had no bile left.
 

MelziGurl

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Hmmm, although the initial pain wasn't THAT intense I slammed my thumb in a car door. It was black due to the blood blister that had already come up and once the guy at the car dealership put it in ice cold water, my head started to spin, my skin went white, I felt like I was going to vomit and then I woke up on a couch. Apparently I had passed out and looked that bad they were going to call an Ambulance because my body was in such a state of shock.

Not even falling down three steps onto concrete and fracturing my wrist compares to what I felt that day.
 

Broady Brio

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Furburt said:
Cluster headache, definitely.

Apparently, it's worse than unanesthetized amputation, and I'd well believe it. By the end of the 2nd day, I wanted to kill myself to end the unbearable pain. There is only one cure. Hallucinogenic drugs.

I'm not kidding, drugs like LSD, Salvia, Mescalin, DMT and Mushrooms are proven to alleviate the pain pretty much instantly.

So I did what any sane man would do, went and got myself some LSD, and took it!

It worked too, pain was pretty much totally gone as soon as it took effect.
Damn. Wait when I had it, didn't you suggest this to me? Because it worked!
 

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Thunderhorse94 said:
Well, quite a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends. Me, being the super cool child I was back then, went to do a wheelie on my back.

This is where shit hits the fan.

Because the bike's front wheel had become very loose (I was unaware) when the front wheel hit the ground, it said "FUCK YOU!" and decided to just come off!

So BANG! Front forks hit the ground, I go flying over the handlebars and go face first into the ground.

But the bike wasn't finished with me yet.......

The bike then does a fucking flip and comes crashing down on my back. What a jerk.
Jesus Christ! Whoever you are, you must have been in some intense pain.

OT: I actually don't know to be honest..
 

House_Vet

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Furburt said:
z(ombie)fan said:
im so anti-drug i would just frown and bear it and hope it would go away.
Believe me man, if you were having a cluster headache, you'd take them. It takes weeks to go away otherwise, and during that, it's so painful you will be unable to think of anything other than how painful it is. It's so painful, you can't do anything else.
Yeah, you've got it right - LSD's still an experimental treatment in some hospitals, but it's so much more effective than the legal stuff and, UNLESS YOU'RE PREGNANT, it has a very low level of toxicity. (Reason for the caps is that LSD is a teratogen - causes birth defects if pregnant whilst taking it). Oh and it's illegal so... Bad Furburt! Very bad! :p

As for me...

I burnt all the skin off the palm of my right hand when I was 8.
A demented teacher broke my index finger in two places whilst playing hockey.
Working as a pastry chef I got sugar burns all up one arm (180 degrees C AND YOU CAN'T GET IT OFF)
My harris hawk got very annoyed with me one day and put her talons through my forearm. Wouldn't take them out for a solid 3 minutes.
And I get migraines, happy happy times :D
 

Dr. Crawver

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without a doubt, it was when a friend of mine thought it would be a laugh to lodge a pen into my arm, that was fun.
 

House_Vet

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Furburt said:
In a choice between taking illegal drugs or jumping off a building to end the unbearable pain, the worst pain a human can experience I believe, I think I know what I'm choosing. That was perhaps the worst 2 days of my life.

Thank god I found some acid! Really, I would've been fucked, although legal stuff would have worked too.
I'm right with you on that - I'm just lucky high dose aspirin works on my migraines (roughly a whole gram) completely fucks your stomach lining though.
 

nick n stuff

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i was hit round the face with a spade, little nicky style. i wasn't horribly disfigured though...i always looked like this. joking aside, fuckin painful.
 

Deadlock Radium

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cpt blackamar said:
without a doubt, it was when a friend of mine thought it would be a laugh to lodge a pen into my arm, that was fun.
I don't know, but I laughed when I read that one, sorry.

Last year, I was standing in the hallway talking to some friends when someone I knew came running up from behind me, kicking me in between my legs. And you know that hurts. I just laid there in fetal position or whatever it's named, crying, it hurt so fucking much, shortly followed by nausea.
 

Vancifer

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I was scaling the side of my house and got to balcony part on the second floor.

I gripped one of the wooden poles on the side of the fence to pull myself up onto the railing and the pole came loose,nailed me right between the eyes, and sent me hurdling down to the ground on my back.

Needless to say I was seeing stars, and have a nifty scar between my eyes.
 

slarlath

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The first time i broke my nose i was only in primary school. It wasn't the breaking of the nose that hurt so much as when the doc suddenly grabed it and twisted so it would heal straight.
I almost puched him for that.
Tho thats a pain you get used to after the first couple of times.
 

mooncalf

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Some wicked stories in here... Worst pain I felt was getting a few rolls of packing material pulled out of a surgical hole in my back, the pain was enough to make me vomit at one point, but afterwards they gave me something I'm glad not to know the name of because I'd sure as hell be addicted if I did.
 

DazBurger

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An infection in inner and outer ear made me unable to eat for a week, shit what hurt... But on the plus side, I did lose 8 kgs.
I was on work when my ear drum punktured of the pressure behind it.