Worst pain you've ever been through

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

the 12th time my sapphire's save battery killed my save game...that was the save with 5 shinies...

 

[DigitalSushi]

Shit.
Holy Shit.
Most of that, while definately painful, was nothing that hadn't happened to other people. But biting your own tongue off... Jesus. I couldn't even imagine that.

Its really really painful, you know you look like shit when you see parts of your face fall out of your own mouth.

Luckily in France when your that badly hurt its not a paramedic that comes on the scene, its a Military Surgeon.

I also broke my neck as a child in an unrelated accident, same thing, surgeon came out.

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

My brother smashed my face off a radiator. Let's just say my Mum's new white shirt was ruined...

Also I have a chunk of my knee missing for four years.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

After being circumcised (aged 11), I couldn't wear underwear for a week.

Breaking my collarbone in judo and getting punched relentlessly in the face at boxing are nothing compared to that. Escapian Jews, I know what you've been through.

EDIT Looking up, seems like I've had it easy.

 

[GrinningManiac]

For some reason (I've had this twice in my life for no reason) my stomach does this thing where it gives itself cramp on an ungodly level

Imagine cramp. You know that pain. That uncomfertable, crushing sensation. Now imagine that, but 100 times worse AND at the same time it feels like something else is trying to force its way out.

Both times I was reduced to blubbery tears it was so painful. The second time I threw up multiple times...not because I was sick or ill, but because it was so goddamn painful it literally made me vomit.

I can safely say I know why that guy from Alien with the chestburster was screaming so much

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

This is their least annoying song.

I endured it for 20 seconds... OHMYGAWD HOW HORRIBLE! My eaaaarsss....
I can't think of the horrors that may appear later in the song..

I see the guy grunting in the background is actually having a cluster headache crisis!

Myself never experienced a really bad pain, not for long. Everybody knows how tears come to your eyes when your elbows, knees or toes hit hard on something, but it just lasts seconds and its gone.

Oh by the way I heard the entire song, and I am alive!! They should have an achievement for this one.

 

[Valksy]

I have a reasonably high pain threshold - being a clumsy fucker I am forever getting "hurt" and only noticing when I either realise, or am told, that I am bleeding and there is claret everywhere.

My worst bit of genuine pain must have been when I was a nipper and I didn't understand the difference between front brakes and back brakes on my bike, fucked up and went right over the handlebars to face plant in a patch of gravel my folks used to ark their cars on. Instead of taking me to hospital to get some assistance getting the gravel chips out of my chin and boom jaw my Mum did it herself while yelling at me for being careless (in hindsight I realise that she was scared that I had fucked myself up). By the time it was scabbed over and healing there were still little bits of gravel in my skin and being pushed out of the wound.

Thanks to (prescribed) medication I no longer have much strong memory left of my life before I was about 30 - only abstract and dsconnected bits and pieces. But the gravel nose dive still remains intact.

 

[ultimateownage]

Well, I've never had anything happen to me, luckily, but I have two friends who have had bad stuff happen to them. The first one had an ear infection where it caused his ear to burst with the massive amounts of puss build-up, and my other friend managed to get a hole in his leg right down to the knee cap and it hit a main artery because the blood sprayed a meter or two.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Well, quite a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends. Me, being the super cool child I was back then, went to do a wheelie on my back.

This is where shit hits the fan.

Because the bike's front wheel had become very loose (I was unaware) when the front wheel hit the ground, it said "FUCK YOU!" and decided to just come off!

So BANG! Front forks hit the ground, I go flying over the handlebars and go face first into the ground.

But the bike wasn't finished with me yet.......

The bike then does a fucking flip and comes crashing down on my back. What a jerk.

Ah, I've a remarkably similar story. The wheel didn't come off, but i hit the front brakes too hard and the entire thing toppled over, i faceplanted and then the bike came on top of my back, with my legs in some sort of odd tangel back there. Woo fun.

I've a hilariously short memory for pain, so I guess the most recent time I've been in pain was when I had swine flu. Or that time on the farm a bullock hind kicked me in the balls and nearly trampled me after. Fun.

Edit: After reading some of the other posts on here I feel like an absolute pansy...

 

[cartzo]

when i was in hospital i had to have a series of lumber punctures, i cant remember the name of the stuff (perhaps a doctor or med student somewhere on the forum could tell us) but they had to inject a fluid that kills fast growing cells into my back, unfortunately the doctor doing it made a small mistake and some of this fluid accidently found its way underneath a layer of my skin and started to make its way up my back killing cells as it went. i think i was awake for about 5 minutes but then i blacked out again. like i said i don't really know the name of this kimo drug, but it really stings.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Hmmm, wikipedia claims it's the worst pain known to medical science.
*pats furburt on the back*

Waaa?

Really?

I have to admit, that makes me feel pretty badass. You mean that everything else after that is less than that?

Wow, that actually makes me really happy. I survived the worst pain imaginable.

Wikipedia also says that some women say it's worse than giving birth.

Spoiler: Also, this is agony. You've probably experienced it several times. (Sorry for huge pictures.)

[HEADING=1]PLUS THIS[/HEADING]

I am also a "migraineur" (That sounded hardcore), and when your field of vision starts to fade slowly and your hands and tongue go numb, you know you are fucked. At least I do.

The worst pain I've experienced? I don't know, but I'll say some:
Sawing half-way through the bone on my left index finger when the saw slipped from the log I sawed on. 2 years ago now.

Spoiler: Crashing with a taxi-bus on one of these, in about 30mph

It was in November 2008 actually, one week after the first snow came here, I couldn't walk properly for 2 weeks.
[SUB]I've got a 30cm long scar down my left leg because of that one..[/SUB]

Falling down some really steep stairs as a child. No bonebreaks though.
Medicine ball about 20 meters up in the air, falling down in my face when I was looking up. My neck still hurts. One year ago.

Spoiler: For information, this is a medicine ball

And it weighs 3KGs, or 9 pounds..

There's probably a bit more, but I can't recall of any more.

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

Listening to Brokencyde for the first time.

YES!

When I trapped a nerve in the bottom of my back a couple of years back, I couldn't move one side of my body at all without being in excrutiating pain. Incidently I have woken up this morning with a trapped nerve, how I managed that in my sleep I shall never know.

 

[FaithorFire]

I once lost my trapper in a hockey game and a player stepped on my palm. It cut my hand open from the base of my index finger to the wrist below my pinky finger. Took 40 stitches to close. Hurt like a ***** then, and stings from time to time to this day (it was almost 6 years ago)

 

[ethan22122]

sometimes my knee pops out of place and i maually have to pop it back in... makes me shudder just thinking about it.

 

[Simon Hadow]

Probably right now. I just got back from Egypt, and the food didn't agree with me at all, and I still have the worst stomach infection of my life right now, because one of the hotels made this one juice using local water, which has all kinds of bacteria, and pollution and gunk in it that is fine if you've drank it your entire life, but just KILLS foreighners. So here I am, with a stomach ache, puking up things I don't remember eating until I run out and start dry heaving, then have some soup and chuke that in a little while.

 

[adderseal]

gum infection caused by wisdom tooth growth. I couldn't eat, drink or sleep for 3 days and had a raging fever to boot. A year later I could feel the other side starting to piss around so I took a deep breath and bit down hard on the swelling. It hurt, but prevented a second infection and meant I didn't have to go through hell again.

 

[Rolf]

i was attack by a dog that ripped my left chin halfway off. You could see my teeth.

 

[Miffmoff]

Inhaling concentrated Ammonia in Chemistry class

 

[Jiggabyte]

I don't get very ill and I don't get many injuries beyond scratches, bruises and burns. Although respectively, worst illness caused me to vomit violently until it hurt and my throat was bleeding (only time in my life I was willing to kill myself to stop the pain) and worst injury was when I held a hot metal rod against my arm by accident and burned a nice few inches off.
Nothing spectacular.