Worst Pick-up lines

[DarkPanda XIII]

Let's resort the alphabet so that I and U are together :3

 

[Kiju]

"Are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special."

-Robin Williams

 

[WeirdBlueOne]

Do you live around here often? - Steven Wright

-Did you fall from heaven? Because I believe in the afterlife.
-That?s a nice dress. I?d like to crumple you with my floor.
-Woah! You blinded me with your beauty. So, you better call an ambulance. *LATER* Call the ambulance yet? You will.
-Are those ass-pants? Because you have a nice butt.
-Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Do you know it?
-You?re so hot, that I?m gonna need skin grafts......from the horrible burns
-You know what? I?m gonna call 911 because you look like an arsonist.
ALL those are basically failed pick-up lines from the "Rapid-Fire" Loading Ready Run videos

 

[Great North]

Is your father a thief? Cuase that's totally my Jetta parked outside.

 

[Panda Mania]

Hehe. OP, your line was actually pretty funny, in a weird, morbidly-random kind of way. I'd go for that line.

A guy at school recently said (not to me): "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." *facepalm*

 

[Nixzilla]

Thats A Nice Dress You Got There It Would Look Good On The Floor At The Front Of My Bed -Mafia 2

 

[icyneesan]

Me: Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
Guy/girl: No
Me: *Wink*

 

[Reep]

Are you're parents retarded because you're special..

 

[kouriichi]

"Hey babeh~ You me and a midget makes Three."

It works way better then you think it would too.

 

[Lucifer dern]

hmmm here are the terrible ones people have told me.
"hay are you an electrician? cos i thinck i feel a spark."
"hay do you have a plaster? cos i cut my knee falling for you."

and now my personal favs
"does this rag smell like cloraform"
"roses are red, violets are blue, i have aids. do you want some two?"
"roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van."

and the worst chat up line ive ever heard
"i smell piss, did u wet ure self?" "no..." "prove it."

 

[zehydra]

"Mining lvls?"

 

[Tirrast]

here is one. walk up to a girl and ask "do you believe in love at first sight?"

Girl/Guy: no

"maybe i should walk by again?"

not very accurate but thats about it.

 

[gaghan]

"do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long."
or
"do you work at a milking plant? Cause you have big teats"

 

[spartan231490]

"how would you like to be the second lady?" god i love that comercial.

 

[Blaze the Dragon]

I don't think I have any good ones from personal experience, but I think the worst possible one that somebody could say is:

"Hey, its not rape if you say yes..."

 

[coldshadow]

guy:"did you know its technicly not rape if you say surprise first?"

girl: "wha-"

guy: "SURPRISE!"

 

[Blatherscythe]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!" That one got me slapped. Damn you Joe Barbaro! Damn you and your pick up lines!

 

[Paksenarrion]

I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup. -Eddie Izzard

It's different if you're a beekeeper:

"I like my women like I like my coffee...um...covered in bees!" -Eddie Izzard

OT: Worst pick up lines - "I'm a Mac."