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Worst Pick-up lines
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*Walks up to woman in the street/bar/book shop/where ever*
'Excuse miss I think you dropped this.'
*Hands woman piece of paper with his number on it and legs it*
Behold the fail of it.
'Excuse miss I think you dropped this.'
*Hands woman piece of paper with his number on it and legs it*
Behold the fail of it.
"You're a woman, and I'm a man, so..." bonus fail points if she asks what you meant by that.
Also, to the people who know it "Yaranaika". But usually the shirt unzipping gives a basic idea.
Also, to the people who know it "Yaranaika". But usually the shirt unzipping gives a basic idea.
Epic.BennoTheDutch said:
A friend of mine was forced to use this one: "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" Needless to say it kinda bombed.
There was this comedienne who claims she tried this one on a woman who looked like a supermodel. "*takes stuff out of pockets and puts it on the table* Baby, I got a bus card, two packets of hot sauce and 30 cents. Can we make a love connection?"
There was this comedienne who claims she tried this one on a woman who looked like a supermodel. "*takes stuff out of pockets and puts it on the table* Baby, I got a bus card, two packets of hot sauce and 30 cents. Can we make a love connection?"
do u know thi difference between sex and conversation?
no
then why dont you come back to my place and let us talk.
is there a mirror in ur pocket cos i can see myself in ur pants
how bout u sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up
thats a nice outfit it would look good scrunched up at the end of my bed
lets play house u be the door and ill slam you
and my favourite:
SCREW ME PLEASE
i havent tried these btw......-_-
no
then why dont you come back to my place and let us talk.
is there a mirror in ur pocket cos i can see myself in ur pants
how bout u sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up
thats a nice outfit it would look good scrunched up at the end of my bed
lets play house u be the door and ill slam you
and my favourite:
SCREW ME PLEASE
i havent tried these btw......-_-
"hey, do you know any good pickup lines?"
Fun if they get. Smug satisfaction if they dont.
Tried this once with moderate sucess (friend for a week)
go up to them and say, i just lost a bet. right now im supposed to be giving you a really bad pickup line, but the fact is i dont know any. If you could just hit me in the face, id be much obliged.
I got hit, but he came back after about half an hour.
YAY FOR FRIENDS!!!!
Fun if they get. Smug satisfaction if they dont.
Tried this once with moderate sucess (friend for a week)
go up to them and say, i just lost a bet. right now im supposed to be giving you a really bad pickup line, but the fact is i dont know any. If you could just hit me in the face, id be much obliged.
I got hit, but he came back after about half an hour.
YAY FOR FRIENDS!!!!
