Worst pickupline?

[mikecoulter]

Mines,

"Do you want pumped?"

 

[slevin8989]

Hey i don't want to impress you or anything but i'm Batman

 

[lonercs]

"I have a penis, want to see it?"

 

[jonnopon3000]

"how do u like your eggs...scrambled or fertilised?"

 

[Gaskell]

If your bra strap snaps, I'm here to support you

 

[Gaskell]

You might as well sleep with me, I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway

 

[Gxas]

I believe this has been done before...

Either:

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

or

"That shirt is very becoming on you..."

I won't finish it because I don't want to get in trouble.

 

[electric_warrior]

i bet you can't beat
"did you just fart? cos you blew me away"

 

[Rorschach II]

Nice Shoes! Wanna fuck?

 

[sky14kemea]

Mines,

"Do you want pumped?"

is that from Mock The Week, or did you use that before they said it XD

my worst is the one i used in drama as an example to help this guy practise pick up lines for his play
"are you an angel? because ive got an erection"
~_~ why me... im a girl for goodness sake

 

[Nanissimov]

Gimme some ASS?

 

[mikecoulter]

Mines,

"Do you want pumped?"

is that from Mock The Week, or did you use that before they said it XD

my worst is the one i used in drama as an example to help this guy practise pick up lines for his play
"are you an angel? because ive got an erection"
~_~ why me... im a girl for goodness sake

Tis true, sadly you spotted me out lol. It's a Frankie Boyle line xD

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Has anyone ever told you that you have the most beautifully shaped skull?

 

[jonnopon3000]

i bet you can't beat
"did you just fart? cos you blew me away"

Suite life of zack and cody, no?

(a sad prog on disney chanel that my sister watches)

 

[GodsOneMistake]

My buddies over there said they'd give me 10 bucks to talk to the most beautiful women here. Would you like to buy a couple drinks with their money

and a sorta not really funny one "maim whats that thing a man and a women do when there alone..... umm can you help me?? Fuck??? Yes please!!

 

[sky14kemea]

Mines,

"Do you want pumped?"

is that from Mock The Week, or did you use that before they said it XD

my worst is the one i used in drama as an example to help this guy practise pick up lines for his play
"are you an angel? because ive got an erection"
~_~ why me... im a girl for goodness sake

Tis true, sadly you spotted me out lol. It's a Frankie Boyle line xD

Frankie is awesome
but my fav is Hugh =D he does really funny facial expressions

 

[Altio]

For a black guy: "If you like dark chocolate with extra nuts, you're in luck."

 

[Captain Blackout]

Nice Shoes! Wanna fuck?

I believe this has been done before...

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Those are the #2 and #1 best pickup lines respectively! I've seen the first one work well, and I'm betting I can get the other to work even better!

Gotta go now, I think I hear the cops at my door.......