Worst pickupline?

[Altio]

My buddies over there said they'd give me 10 bucks to talk to the most beautiful women here. Would you like to buy a couple drinks with their money

A great insult out of that would be : "My friends paid me $10 to talk to the most beautiful woman here, can you help me find her?"

EDIT: Or "...here, but I settled for you"

 

[Photon_Man62]

Late for your bus? Come ride me instead!

Seriously, I heard a guy say that. That has got to be the most pathetic pick-up line, ever.

 

[electric_warrior]

i bet you can't beat
"did you just fart? cos you blew me away"

Suite life of zack and cody, no?

(a sad prog on disney chanel that my sister watches)

never heard of it

 

[Doug]

"Grab your coat, you've pulled"

 

[AceDefective]

go one youtube type in Shark Attack 3: megalondon pickup line
NOT SAFE FOR WORK

 

[Gilgamesh00]

"I don't know you, you don't know me. Wanna f*ck ?"

A friend of mine went into a foreign country and wanted to use that one.

 

[jonnopon3000]

i bet you can't beat
"did you just fart? cos you blew me away"

Suite life of zack and cody, no?

(a sad prog on disney chanel that my sister watches)

never heard of it

ok, just its an exact quote of an ep she watches over and over...either way its a pick up line deserved of this thread...

 

[bamforth]

i heard one :

Hey baby, heres 10p, go and call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.

I've got a mobile, dickhead

 

[savandicus]

Best pick up line ever has to be from unforgotten realms, simply

'Bonk?'

Or if that fails, Get in ma bed!

 

[Meado]

*studdy her face carefully* "Yup, that's enough alcohol."

 

[The_Night_Walker]

You'll make a fine addition to my collection

 

[sky14kemea]

"are you from venus, 'cause baby your ass is out of this world!"

i know loads of weird ones, so ill probably keep coming back in this thread XD

 

[IamQ]

Hey, my bed just broke, can I sleep in yours?

 

[Amarok]

"I've checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas"

How is that one anything but creepy?

 

[ChaoticLegion]

Guy : "Do you know how much a seal weighs"
Girl : "No"
Guy : "Enough to break the ice"

heard this one before, i felt sorry for the guy ^_^

 

[TheFurryChicken]

Back in high school the Sr. guys had a little fundraiser called the "Mr. Ironwood Pageant." Basically a mock beauty pageant. We had to come up with a pickup line to start the show. Mine was "Flowers: $15. Dinner and Movie: $50. Being seen with you: Priceless." One of the other guys used "If you were on the McDonalds menu, you'd be McGorgeous." Another used "It always makes me happy to see a pretty girl smile. Will you smile for me?"

One of my buddies has been trying to get me to carry a notepad to bars and start going to girls saying "I'm doing an experiment to see if girls will talk to me if I simply sit down next to them. Will you help me?" He's also wanted me to try "My friends told me I need to learn how to talk to girls. Will you help me?"

 

[NiceGurl_14]

Some of the ones that I've heard (as cheesy as they are) were like:

1. I know your legs must be tired cause you've been runnin through my mind all day.
2. Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears.
3. You, Me, wanna?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"The company I work for is doing an experiment to study the psychological effects of rape on women... I am phase one."

 

[RetiarySword]

This works on middle eastern people:

'Hi, is your dad a terrorist because YOUR DA BOMB!'

 

[DI7789]

"Grab your coat, you've pulled"

Isn't that a line from "Too Much Punch for Judy"?

"What's your sign? The one that says 'Open all-night'?"