Worst pickupline?

[razer17]

" hey babe, im like insomnia" "oh yeah?!" "yeah, ill keep you up all nightttt
or
"wow that was great sex!" "what!???" "oh sorry, my watch is 2 hours fast"

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

"Get in the van."

 

[tk1989]

'Hey Baby, its my Birthday!'

Sounds crap, but when said in the right way it can charm any woman.

Theres also the classic 'Fancy a go?' said in a neddish accent, the females cant resist it

 

[Dorian]

"Would you like to perform the mating ritual, then retire to my home and perform sexual intercourse?"

Never actually said this one, with obvious reasons.

 

[mhitman]

"Have sex with me you ugly whorrrrrrrrrrrre"

 

[sky14kemea]

"that must be jam 'cause jelly dont jiggle like that"

 

[razer17]

Frankie is awesome
but my fav is Hugh =D he does really funny facial expressions

russel howard is the real start of that show. him and dara are hillarious. although all the others are also brilliant. then again they arent as good as jimmy carr.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

i bet you can't beat
"did you just fart? cos you blew me away"

Suite life of zack and cody, no?

(a sad prog on disney chanel that my sister watches)

Ah good cover up. lol.

 

[Doug]

"Grab your coat, you've pulled"

Isn't that a line from "Too Much Punch for Judy"?

"What's your sign? The one that says 'Open all-night'?"

Not a clue

 

[quack35]

"Could I put my penis in your vagina?"

 

[Ladie Au Pair]

Alright, this is a conversation that I legitimately had while I was at a party.

Me: *is signaled to come to other side of room by a decent looking guy*
Hey, how are you?

Guy: I'm not doing so hot, I'm in a fight with my boyfriend.

Me: Awe, I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?

Guy: Actually, yeah. I told him that I have started having a physical attraction to women, and he got really upset. I was wondering if you would make out with me so that I can make sure that I am still gay.

 

[stormyfs]

"Want to go back my place and have wild monkey sex?"

So far it's got a 50/50 success rate.
The failure resulted in the following exchange:

"No thanks, I'm working."
"What time do you finish?"
She took this precise moment to give a very blatant 'look you up and down' timeout before delivering her killer
"After your bedtime, sweetheart."

D:

 

[stinkypitz]

According to my charisma stat, you should already be having sex with me.

 

[heartshooter]

the worst one ive ever heard is
"i love every bone in your body, especially mine"

 

[RobbPWNS]

Man walks up to a woman and says, "Hey, want some nuts?"

 

[Altorin]

my favorite pickup line comes from family guy..

"Hey baby, can I interest you in some Adam West Penis?"

 

[Tyr-Elhaz]

this one actually worked for some guy I knew.....yeah
stood next to an exit ramp with a sign "Will have sex for soup"
girl picked him up, and made soup after
chicken noodle
tasted good too

 

[TheMonkeySlayer]

I am a gynecologist, let me see your vagina.

 

[Tyr-Elhaz]

"The company I work for is doing an experiment to study the psychological effects of rape on women... I am phase one."

omg thats hilarious...and so very wrong