Worst place to have sex?

[Sehnsucht Engel]

On the cake, at your childs tenth birthday while the guests are in the same room.

 

[Conza]

Whilst dreaming, definately, whilst dreaming, because it fades away like a whispy cloud and then you realise 'Ah damn it, I have to live real life and put actual effort into the task, and not just 'have it'.'.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.

you are a master ninja

 

[mysecondlife]

Well, I recently saw a news article about a car that crashed because its driver was having sex. So I would posit that.

then I'll raise you one and say cockpit in an airborne airplane.


... or male prison.. behind bars (shudder)

 

[Thundero13]

impaled on the Eiffel Tower
...
what did you expect, a serious answer?

 

[Jegsimmons]

The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).

Aw dude that's an angry pelican. Look it up on urban dictionary.

 

[Infernai]

On a train track...for obvious reasons.

 

[Seanfall]

On top of a stove, and your humping turns on the burner.

 

[viranimus]

"In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire"

1 free internet if ya guess the reference!

 

[LogicNProportion]

The fucking ocean. I vouch for this, having fucking done it.

1. Water is shitty lubricant.
2. Salt water is especially shitty lubricant.
3. Fucking tiny fish.
4. You are very likely to get an infection.
5. Unless you're into 'that sort of thing', very little privacy.
6. DID I MENTION WATER WAS SHITTY LUBRICANT!? SO. MUCH. CHAFFING.

 

[zehydra]

The fucking ocean. I vouch for this, having fucking done it.

1. Water is shitty lubricant.
2. Salt water is especially shitty lubricant.
3. Fucking tiny fish.
4. You are very likely to get an infection.
5. Unless you're into 'that sort of thing', very little privacy.
6. DID I MENTION WATER WAS SHITTY LUBRICANT!? SO. MUCH. CHAFFING.

I doubt it's the water that was the problem, probably ALL THE SALT

 

[Canid117]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande

because the snakes would ruin it and no that is not a penis pun.

 

[zehydra]

The internet

Spoiler

Oho!

 

[Mr. Underson]

An anus.

 

[LogicNProportion]

The fucking ocean. I vouch for this, having fucking done it.

1. Water is shitty lubricant.
2. Salt water is especially shitty lubricant.
3. Fucking tiny fish.
4. You are very likely to get an infection.
5. Unless you're into 'that sort of thing', very little privacy.
6. DID I MENTION WATER WAS SHITTY LUBRICANT!? SO. MUCH. CHAFFING.

I doubt it's the water that was the problem, probably ALL THE SALT

Untrue. Sexologists, sex guides, and myself will tell you that doing the nasty in any body of water, in my cases, the ocean or a well-kept pool, is no different. It just...hurts...

 

[colddeck64]

The fucking ocean. I vouch for this, having fucking done it.

1. Water is shitty lubricant.
2. Salt water is especially shitty lubricant.
3. Fucking tiny fish.
4. You are very likely to get an infection.
5. Unless you're into 'that sort of thing', very little privacy.
6. DID I MENTION WATER WAS SHITTY LUBRICANT!? SO. MUCH. CHAFFING.

I doubt it's the water that was the problem, probably ALL THE SALT

Untrue. Sexologists, sex guides, and myself will tell you that doing the nasty in any body of water, in my cases, the ocean or a well-kept pool, is no different. It just...hurts...

Agreed! my ex-wife and I couldn't wait to go at it in the new hot tub we bought. Water actually dried her up until we got out of the water. It was miserable trying to get going, then we just gave up.

my vote would be either a port-a-potty/gas station bathroom, or a priests confession booth. (saw the other part in eurotrip still thought it was just a lil wrong.....)

 

[CommanderKirov]

In the nest of gigantic sentient bees.

 

[Booze Zombie]

In the middle of sex-ed class.

 

[Zanderinfal]

In a bathroom of a Wafflehouse!

OH SHIT.
Were you the guy that walked in on us?

OT: Probably on a plane. Everyone will see/hear you. Even in the toilets, because SOMEONE...
ALWAYS
WANTS A PISS.