Worst place to have sex?
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In the middle of a busy highway during traffic time, especially that one huge one in Brazil where 18 cars can drive side by side (yikes).
You win Easton the very idea of that happening made me fall to the floor laughing.Easton Dark said:
For the sake of the thread though my two cents are, infront of a TV camera broadcasting nationally at prime time hour. Millions of people watching you and than you find out latter on the news, lol.
How about in the middle of the streets during the Vancouver riot? There is a picture of a couple making out during the riot, pretty neat
A small changing room in the swimming pool.
There is quite probably not a single comfortable way of doing it there.
There is quite probably not a single comfortable way of doing it there.
Top 5 Worse Places to Have Sex
(May or not be from experience, I'll never tell.)
5. The Beach - It's sandy, there are people everywhere and it's hot and no, in the ocean doesn't help much either.
4. In a Parking Lot - Have to wait an hour for a meeting, test, prescription? Why not spend your time cramped up in a truck with your head pressed up against the windshield.
3. In Your Friend's Room - Especially if you don't know exactly when he is coming home.
2. In the Kitchen - Aside from knives, stoves, slick floors, there's also the fear of someone else coming down for a late night snack.
1. And the number 1 worse place to have sex is, in a cornfield. It's hot, really, really hot, there are bugs everywhere, the ground is dirt and there is an ever present fear of being harvested by a combine.
(May or not be from experience, I'll never tell.)
5. The Beach - It's sandy, there are people everywhere and it's hot and no, in the ocean doesn't help much either.
4. In a Parking Lot - Have to wait an hour for a meeting, test, prescription? Why not spend your time cramped up in a truck with your head pressed up against the windshield.
3. In Your Friend's Room - Especially if you don't know exactly when he is coming home.
2. In the Kitchen - Aside from knives, stoves, slick floors, there's also the fear of someone else coming down for a late night snack.
1. And the number 1 worse place to have sex is, in a cornfield. It's hot, really, really hot, there are bugs everywhere, the ground is dirt and there is an ever present fear of being harvested by a combine.
^ this! sand is a £^%&" it's like the anti-sex.airplanedude550 said:
also, mud very messy and if you don't have a shower handy it will get all dry and flaky and horrid
in fact, most of the cliché make-out spots in film history are terrible, ponds and streams have tiny tadpole things floating around that can end up anywhere as-well as water rats and miscellaneous micro organisms and sharp rocks at the bottom..
bushes have unexpected thorns, nettles, bugs, moisture, sharp whipy branches
boats are TERRIBLE unless you are on a perfectly still lake, in a huge boat for obvious reasons..
the best place i can think of is inside an oxygen tent
go buy a bottle of oxygen if you don't understand!
One of the worst places to have sex would be in the middle of a battlefield.
Ignore what Otacon said about love being able to bloom there, it'll just get your genitals shot off.
Ignore what Otacon said about love being able to bloom there, it'll just get your genitals shot off.
A Nunnery, you say?SextusMaximus said:
http://www.enotes.com/shakespeare-quotes/get-thee-nunn-ry
http://www.shakespeare-online.com/faq/hamletfaq.html
Apparently, in merry olde Tudor England, not everyone getting on their knees and calling out to God in a 'Nunnery' was engaging in prayer. Maybe they were relying on divine protection?