Top 5 Worse Places to Have Sex
(May or not be from experience, I'll never tell.)
5. The Beach - It's sandy, there are people everywhere and it's hot and no, in the ocean doesn't help much either.
4. In a Parking Lot - Have to wait an hour for a meeting, test, prescription? Why not spend your time cramped up in a truck with your head pressed up against the windshield.
3. In Your Friend's Room - Especially if you don't know exactly when he is coming home.
2. In the Kitchen - Aside from knives, stoves, slick floors, there's also the fear of someone else coming down for a late night snack.
1. And the number 1 worse place to have sex is, in a cornfield. It's hot, really, really hot, there are bugs everywhere, the ground is dirt and there is an ever present fear of being harvested by a combine.