Worst place to have sex?

[UFOROMANTIC]

The absolute worst place? A nunnery.

Worst...OR BEST?!?!?!

My vote is a walk-in freezer. Dunno if anyone here has ever worked with food, but being in one is a profoundly unpleasant experience normally (except for during the summer) and having sex would also be just as bad, but more awkward (except maybe during the summer...hmm...)

Let me try this again as I think I may do the above someday.
On top of a moving train. At a funeral. On fire. In Hell.

 

[Stako]

In the sea. Never do it in the sea. Srsly. Listen to me, I speak of expirience.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

A car. It's so uncomfortable, especially if you have a small car like I do

 

[Hexal6]

an elevator
it would be wrong on so many levels

 

[JonnyTheWinnar]

an elevator
it would be wrong on so many levels

Ohohohoh, I see what you did there!

 

[BringBackBuck]

The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).

This. Most definitely this.

Lads, quick tip for you: when your significant other says "sex on a beach would be romantic", remember: SAND IS ABRASIVE.

Would you take to your old fella with a sheet of 80 grit sandpaper?

 

[weker]

Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.

And that's excluding the excess of fluids floating around.

 

[Lord Kloo]

On the Internet..

Really thats the best I can come up with..

 

[arc101]

In the Pope.

I think your imagination alone will create all the problems.

 

[arc101]

Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.

And that's excluding the excess of fluids floating around.

ITS IN MY EYE!!!!

 

[cthulhumythos]

in a tornado filled with naked obese people. unless thats your thing.


tornado part would still suck though.

 

[weker]

Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.

And that's excluding the excess of fluids floating around.

ITS IN MY EYE!!!!

ITS IN THE OXYGEN TANK!!!!

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

skydiving/windtunnel

Are you joking?
Every angle could be gotten. Every. Angle.

OT: The surface of the sun. I'm sure that would suck. Maybe the dumpster behind a McDonalds. I'm pretty sure you're more likely to get a disease there than an STI Clinic.
A children's birthday party would be bad, and so would a PTA meeting.

 

[Caveworm]

Fields and such can have their draw backs. I remember 'romping' in a field, under a tree, and about half-way through I noticed a sheep skeleton that had be tied upside down on the tree. Sort of killed the mood really.

Also-like people have said: Sand. I hate sand anyway, walking on it, touching it, so having sex on it would be awful.

Train toilets would be another bad place. Hygiene and space issues.

 

[Brandon237]

On a very unsturdy hammock... damn! That could end badly

Movement would also be limited...

 

[default]

On a moving long-distance bus, in one of those bad little bathrooms up the back.

They rock around so much, imagine getting head in one of those... *shudder*

Me and this girl were so bored on this trip we considered it once, thank god that never happened.

 

[DBlackny]

an elevator
it would be wrong on so many levels

I see what you did there >.>

 

[Thespian]

Yeah, Fifth Circle of Hell, probably.

In the swamp-like water of the river Styx, the wrathful fight each other on the surface, and the sullen lie gurgling beneath the water, withdrawn "into a black sulkiness which can find no joy in God or man or the universe.

 

[Quaxar]

A field full of stinging nettles.
I'll leave you there.

Oh, and the Queen's birthday celebration. I think this still qualifies as treason punishable by death.