Worst place to have sex?

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Dalek Caan

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On top of a homeless person perhaps,or in parliament when it blows up. A+ if you get the reference.
 

UmJammerSully

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LogicNProportion said:
The fucking ocean. I vouch for this, having fucking done it.

1. Water is shitty lubricant.
2. Salt water is especially shitty lubricant.
3. Fucking tiny fish.
4. You are very likely to get an infection.
5. Unless you're into 'that sort of thing', very little privacy.
6. DID I MENTION WATER WAS SHITTY LUBRICANT!? SO. MUCH. CHAFFING.
Every man that read this grabbed their dick around 2 and 3.

I'm gonna say... In the sewers. Yeah...
 

imnot

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Hell, dont deny that wouldnt suck, that or Ponyville, you wouldnt want to taint Equestria would you!
 

lazy_bum

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personally i would have to say explorer scout camp, when you have recently become an assistant leader, but are already involved with someone in the unit, and they cannot be quiet during sex to save their lives and there are no pillows in site... lucky i was leaving after that camp anyway tbh :p
 

holy_secret

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Fanta Grape said:
A pool full of semen. No condom ain't gonna help there.
Ew.

Well. I can say that a closet filled with stuff Tom & Jerry style is very uncomfortable. Especially when you start being creative and stuff start falling over.
Not sure why you'd want to shoot a porn vid there though?
 

maninahat

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A beach. As a great man once said, "I don't like sand. It's coarse." Plus it gets in places, and you have all that salt. And maybe red tide to deal with. And you better find a beach that isn't pebble dashed, public, used by dog walkers, or (in the case of my local coastline) covered in unexploded ordinance.
 

Thyunda

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AgDr_ODST said:
sir.rutthed said:
In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.
you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)
A for effort. Not E.
 

Parivir

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In the research facility that contains the last remaining strains of smallpox.

Must not knock it over, must not knock it over, must not knoc... damn...
 

honestdiscussioner

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In front of everyone's parents.

In an asbestos factory.

On a bed of poison ivy.

In a clock spider's nest.

In a room with 100 cats.

On the set of 7th Heaven while they are trying to film.

In a kindergarten classroom.

In dry ice.

On a really foggy day.

In the middle of a thunder storm.

In the back of a pinto driving in reverse.

At a Anthony Weiner Press Conference, starring Anthony Weiner

In the desert at noon with the participants being 100% Irish.

And the place most likely for something to bad to happen:

Anywhere near Charlie Sheen.
 

teutonicman

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A cactus patch because you're not going to die immediately like some other places I've seen but it will be extremely painful.
 

dystopiaINC

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a kitchen. no seriously i saw a vid that was supposed to be funny a couple were getting into it in a kitchen and the dude picked her up to put her on the stove, it was on. well nice ass isn't so nice any more...