On top of a homeless person perhaps,or in parliament when it blows up. A+ if you get the reference.
Every man that read this grabbed their dick around 2 and 3.LogicNProportion said:The fucking ocean. I vouch for this, having fucking done it.
1. Water is shitty lubricant.
2. Salt water is especially shitty lubricant.
3. Fucking tiny fish.
4. You are very likely to get an infection.
5. Unless you're into 'that sort of thing', very little privacy.
6. DID I MENTION WATER WAS SHITTY LUBRICANT!? SO. MUCH. CHAFFING.
Ew.Fanta Grape said:A pool full of semen. No condom ain't gonna help there.
I have a friend who got sucked off on one. Apparently no one noticed, save for a passing biker who gave the guy a thumbs up.Abedecain said:On a bus
A for effort. Not E.AgDr_ODST said:you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)sir.rutthed said:In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.