Worst place to have sex?

[WhiteandNeardy99]

Middle of a railway, and if you need why that's a bad place explaining to you god help you and you should not be allowed to reproduce anyway.

 

[Killclaw Kilrathi]

Back seat of an average car. Maybe that's just personal experience talking, but it's really not that great a place to do it.

Positions are limited, and no matter what someone is gonna be scrunched up a bit.

Also for the whole porn thing, when your arena shakes, your filming is gonna look like Cloverfield, plus your angles are kinda limited.

I have some experience with this too, only with a hatchback rather than a normal car. May as well be trying to have sex in a shoebox.

I'll take your word for it on the filming part.

 

[En Row]

McDonalds

beat that motherfaqers

 

[The Funslinger]

A pool full of semen. No condom ain't gonna help there.

yeeech thats disgusting(what on earth gave you the idea man?) and damned if it wouldn't be impossible(i said realistic) you come close(if it were fantasy scenarios/henatai you'd win.)....but.....

Actually, funny story: You know there's a section to medical clinics to help cope with phobias? This woman checked in with a fear of seminal fluid. Their answer was to have all the male med students masturbate constantly into a bath tub over the course of a weekend. After that, they made her bathe in the semen.

OT: in the middle of the Vatican... with a condom, and marker pen writing on your back reading "recreation, fuck yeah!"

From experience, the best place to do it outdoors would be a field, plenty of places to hide. xD

However we want the worst places. The worst place would be on a beach I reckon, I'm agreeing with the notion that it would be like humping on sandpaper, plus just imagine where the sand would wind up getting! D= I don't even want to know.

I actually lost my virginity in a field near a river!

As for the beach thing, why has nobody considered a beach blanket?

 

[The Funslinger]

Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.

And that's excluding the excess of fluids floating around.

A gold fiddle against your soul says that there's a developed fetish for that.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

The number of beach replies is sad. You could at least go with desert.

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

The third plane of sentient torment and suffering.

This... you win sir/madam

OT: i would say... the basilica of saint peter. During mass.

That one would be difficult to talk your way out of. Let alone talk your way into.

 

[smithy_2045]

In a volcano in space.

 

[Cybele]

Why am I suddenly reminded of the movie Crank?
OT: I'd probably go with beach too...

 

[DemonDruss]

In a sewer with no protection?

 

[Baldry]

On your parents back...Boy would that be awkward.

 

[Uber Evil]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16675_9-awesome-places-to-have-sex-and-horrific-consequences.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_16778_the-10-worst-places-to-get-caught-having-sex.html

'nuff said.

Aaaaand ninja'd.
OT: I don't have anything else to say.

 

[weker]

Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.

And that's excluding the excess of fluids floating around.

A gold fiddle against your soul says that there's a developed fetish for that.

"hello their miss, iv come to fix your space ship conversion unit"
"why don't we both COME back to the cyro where I can show you where to put your electron spanner"

I'll let your mind ponder that....

 

[Tvaren]

In a Disney movie.



Hakuna Matata

 

[tobi the good boy]

Inside of a whale.

 

[Elsarild]

A realistic and possibly the worst setting, is the beach, not only the irritation of sand, but there are ALOT of germs in the sand, not counting various amphibian creatures and bacteria, so, yeah, very very bad place indeed.

 

[necromanzer52]

"In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire"

1 free internet if ya guess the reference!

Eddie Izzard?