Worst place to have sex?

[AgDr_ODST]

simple question...but theres little twist(to spur your creativity abit)....Whatever place you say is where an amateur porn video is gonna being shot...what ill effects would the 'actors' or the camera crew suffer for having chosen such a poor location. Be realistic though don't pick a place where it would be impossible just where it wouldn't be recommended or where some thing bad(big or small thing) would surely happen

 

[dududf]

Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.

 

[Jegsimmons]

A volcano comes to mind. But many in the middle of a sex addiction anonymous class would be worse.

 

[sir.rutthed]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

 

[airplanedude550]

The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).

 

[tombman888]

Whats the name of that giant crossing road in Japan?

either that or at either the south/north pole.

 

[Fanta Grape]

A pool full of semen. No condom ain't gonna help there.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)

 

[Rensenhito]

Space. I mean, the concept of it is awesome (sex among the stars, how romantic), but the practical side of things would be a nightmare.
Oh, and the lack of oxygen would make things difficult as well.
EDIT: Dammit, ninja'd.

 

[viranimus]

In a dumpster behind an STD clinic? Do I win?

 

[Strain42]

Back seat of an average car. Maybe that's just personal experience talking, but it's really not that great a place to do it.

Positions are limited, and no matter what someone is gonna be scrunched up a bit.

Also for the whole porn thing, when your arena shakes, your filming is gonna look like Cloverfield, plus your angles are kinda limited.

 

[archvile93]

In the middle of the road at night where's there's no streetlamps. That one actually happened in England. I believe a Darwin award was one.

 

[Pariah87]

On one of those little crossing bridges for pedestrians/cycles that go over dual carriageways and motorways during rush hour. For bonus points do it when it's pissing it down with rain. A bonus for the girl being that those things shake and vibrate like crazy if you get a steady stream of vehicles thundering underneath at 60+mph. Although the wind and noise wouldn't be such a good thing.

 

[The Hero Killer]

Infront of her dad. The place doesnt matter, but if hes present its gonna take the mood away fast.

 

[Zakarath]

Well, I recently saw a news article about a car that crashed because its driver was having sex. So I would posit that.

 

[Kahunaburger]

The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).

Ninja'd.

Sexual activity on beach normal stress release for humans. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing. May need analgesic. Will be here studying cell reproduction. Less alcohol and mood music required.

 

[Vault101]

your parents bed

hehehe sorry couldnt help it

 

[DarkRyter]

The third plane of sentient torment and suffering.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

A pool full of semen. No condom ain't gonna help there.

yeeech thats disgusting(what on earth gave you the idea man?) and damned if it wouldn't be impossible(i said realistic) you come close(if it were fantasy scenarios/henatai you'd win.)....but.....

In a dumpster behind an STD clinic? Do I win?

for the moment anyway we have a winner

 

[Skops]

skydiving/windtunnel

cactus batch

room with broken glass on the floor

trunk of a volkswagon beetle

bed of nails

in a tree

i can think of a lot of places.. some of them, from experience (seriously, sex in a tree doesn't work and is dangerous)