Worst place to have sex?

[winginson]

On a trampoline with her on top. If the bouncing gets too vigorous much pain can follow.

 

[Fbuh]

Dumbledore's office. Just imagine it.

Those aren't memories in the Penseive...

I'd have to say Dark Silent Hill. So much rust and fire, not to mention horrible abominations that like to rape, in every sense of the word.

Actually, I think that should be the basis for their next game. An amateur porn film group decides to go to abandoned Silent Hill to make a video.

Or better yet, Mystery Inc. decides to solve the case of Silent Hill. You could combine the two.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)

A for effort. Not E.

silly nerd effort is spelled with with an E not an A. Plus "affort" is not a word! XP

 

[Thyunda]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)

A for effort. Not E.

silly nerd effort is spelled with with an E not an A. Plus "affort" is not a word! XP

It's not because that's what it stands for, dude. It's because typically you'd grade the effort separately from the result. You get an A for effort because you tried so hard, but a D in results because you suck.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)

A for effort. Not E.

silly nerd effort is spelled with with an E not an A. Plus "affort" is not a word! XP

It's not because that's what it stands for, dude. It's because typically you'd grade the effort separately from the result. You get an A for effort because you tried so hard, but a D in results because you suck.

calm down bro.....I know the expression...im just messing around XP! While you've obviously got a stick up your arse...since you felt the need to correct me and then retort to my joking with rebuttal thats basically just a long overdrawn 'you suck' XP ;3

 

[ReservoirAngel]

In mid-air while skydiving. It'd be a problem getting stuff in the correct place and... you know... it'd just be awkward.

Plus it's cold up there and we all know what effect coldness has on people of the penis-owning persuasion.

 

[GamerPhate]

The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).

Ninja'd.

Sexual activity on beach normal stress release for humans. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing. May need analgesic. Will be here studying cell reproduction. Less alcohol and mood music required.

I know that getting sand into your shorts isnt' a joy, unless you are into that sort of thing, and thanks to the iternet, every kink possibile is on display. But I know for a FACT, girls do NOT want to get sand down there, and regarless of how many towels you have down, it is going to happen. The beach is a pretty place for romance, but just get a room, near the beach.

LOL, it made me think of how, ahem, er, clams get sand in them and it aggitates into a pearl. That is basically what happens to girls, but no pearls, well less solid ones at least. Ewww.. forget I said anything, lol.

 

[GamerPhate]

Submerged in a pit of excrement. That would be a bad place to be generally, let alone whilst having sex.

Some people have a fetish for that kinda stuff though =\

Not saying i do (because lets face it, it's actually minging) but yeh, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaany people do =\

TwogirlsOnegiantvatofpoop.com

I pray to the gods that's not a real link.

 

[dalek sec]

In a bathroom of a Wafflehouse!

Pretty much this one. You've beaten me to it good sir.

Honestly this the "best" worst place I can think of to do the deed so to speak.

 

[Choles]

in a bull fighting arena. during a show.

 

[Sabinfrost]

The beach isn't all it is "crack"ed up to be

 

[5mj7R7yf4Dwr3gdZyyu9PeGNwYjlNrjzuh3iTXQG]

On top of Mt. Everest. Tents are not the ideal location for that sort of activity when it's -80 degrees Celsius* outside.

*This number is completely made up; the author makes no claims to know anything about the climate on top of Mt. Everest.

The Arctic is about -40 degrees, so you're close. But those polar tents are really warm, and sex would help heat it up.

Original question, from experience, a public rock garden without some kind of padding or heavy blanket. Hard on the knees, or any other load-bearing body part.

238U.

 

[Thyunda]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)

A for effort. Not E.

silly nerd effort is spelled with with an E not an A. Plus "affort" is not a word! XP

It's not because that's what it stands for, dude. It's because typically you'd grade the effort separately from the result. You get an A for effort because you tried so hard, but a D in results because you suck.

calm down bro.....I know the expression...im just messing around XP! While you've obviously got a stick up your arse...since you felt the need to correct me and then retort to my joking with rebuttal thats basically just a long overdrawn 'you suck' XP ;3

...coincidentally, the captcha for this post is 'geez louise'.

I think it fits.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

In the ear. I think Family Guy did an episode on it.

you get an e for effort but Im looking for something more along the lines of locations not orifices(beach, phonebooth, kitchen,)

A for effort. Not E.

silly nerd effort is spelled with with an E not an A. Plus "affort" is not a word! XP

It's not because that's what it stands for, dude. It's because typically you'd grade the effort separately from the result. You get an A for effort because you tried so hard, but a D in results because you suck.

calm down bro.....I know the expression...im just messing around XP! While you've obviously got a stick up your arse...since you felt the need to correct me and then retort to my joking with rebuttal thats basically just a long overdrawn 'you suck' XP ;3

...coincidentally, the captcha for this post is 'geez louise'.

I think it fits.

Indeed it does X3!

 

[spm1138]

A film viewing room in a modern art gallery.

 

[Biodeamon]

Meat locker....ouch....so cold....

 

[Mister Benoit]

In a sporadic wave pool.

I find it humorous that a mod is seriously sitting there reading through this thread and knocking people for low content posts.

It's not like the topic deserves mountains of information. Sometimes few words are enough.
Also can't believe a topic this silly is actually being "moderated" lol.

 

[Biodeamon]

The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).

Ninja'd.

Sexual activity on beach normal stress release for humans. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing. May need analgesic. Will be here studying cell reproduction. Less alcohol and mood music required.

and sand....don't forget about the sand...*shudder*

 

[mikeli4194]

at a family reunion...unless y'all are backwoods southern

 

[Verlander]

Rollercoaster? Obligatory sentence after to justify one word answer