Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex
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"For Gondor!"
"Fuck this shit. I quit."
"So next time can we actually have sex instead of your stupid 'making love' crap?"
"Yar, back to the kitchen, wench. Here be a shiny doubloon for yee troubles."
"Fuck this shit. I quit."
"So next time can we actually have sex instead of your stupid 'making love' crap?"
"Yar, back to the kitchen, wench. Here be a shiny doubloon for yee troubles."
"This is better than that 'Two girls, One cup' video!"
"Maybe we should try a Barney suit next time."
"Congratulations, you have an infection!"
"That's almost as good as the sex I have with my dolls!"
"Oh my God I think I hate myself now."
"Maybe we should try a Barney suit next time."
"Congratulations, you have an infection!"
"That's almost as good as the sex I have with my dolls!"
"Oh my God I think I hate myself now."
Well, the three that come to mind:
"Well, since we're still both naked, can you take a look at this rash on my crotch"
"Good thing I practiced with the dog just before this or I'd have had no clue what to do!"
And one game-related:
"SELLLLLLLLLLECT STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRT!!!!!" *flops*
"Well, since we're still both naked, can you take a look at this rash on my crotch"
"Good thing I practiced with the dog just before this or I'd have had no clue what to do!"
And one game-related:
"SELLLLLLLLLLECT STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRT!!!!!" *flops*
Congratulations!! You are my 150th partner!!!
I'm sorry about peeing there a bit at the end.
Achooooooo (sneeze on him/her).
I'm going to have to kill you now.
Wait....why am I naked? Raaaape!
Ok, it's my turn now, let me get the strap on (if your a girl).
Do you know why they call me the black widow?
Have you ever heard of a drug called extendz?
You know it's supposed to go in the other hole right?
Next time do you mind using some of my toys first?
So am I pregnant now?
So are you pregnant now?
Wait, you don't have any (race type) in you right?
Can I have the Zephyr blade now?
Smoochy was here!!
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to arrest you now.
That was so not worth it!
No. No no no. NO!!! *run out of the room screaming*
*sigh* I was hoping that would make me stop finding turtles attractive
We are from France!!
Beam me up scotty my work here is done.
Do you know what happened to the last person I did this with? *scary face*
So, am I as good as my mother told me I was?
All right, that was worth a better dinner then Taco bell next time.
Please Mr. Custard.....I don't wannna goooooooo.
I think I might be slightly insane *then bark a bit*
I'm sorry about peeing there a bit at the end.
Achooooooo (sneeze on him/her).
I'm going to have to kill you now.
Wait....why am I naked? Raaaape!
Ok, it's my turn now, let me get the strap on (if your a girl).
Do you know why they call me the black widow?
Have you ever heard of a drug called extendz?
You know it's supposed to go in the other hole right?
Next time do you mind using some of my toys first?
So am I pregnant now?
So are you pregnant now?
Wait, you don't have any (race type) in you right?
Can I have the Zephyr blade now?
Smoochy was here!!
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to arrest you now.
That was so not worth it!
No. No no no. NO!!! *run out of the room screaming*
*sigh* I was hoping that would make me stop finding turtles attractive
We are from France!!
Beam me up scotty my work here is done.
Do you know what happened to the last person I did this with? *scary face*
So, am I as good as my mother told me I was?
All right, that was worth a better dinner then Taco bell next time.
Please Mr. Custard.....I don't wannna goooooooo.
I think I might be slightly insane *then bark a bit*
Are you sure they do? ;pForgottenPr0digy said:
Besides which, a lot factors into how you do it.
Furthermore, even at it's worst, it's unpleasant for the person on the receiving end, not for both people.