Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[ssjbardock]

ill stop doing this once u all vote...

or if u dont wanna vote i can send copies of this to ur inbox >_>

if thats how u all want it <_<

 

[LadyRhian]

"Thank God that's over!"

 

[AfriXan]

Wow, I see you inherited your mother's taste for hard anal.

EDIT: Reading through this thread. The only one that made me laugh was "Achievement Unlocked". Towards the top of this page. Nice one Azulito.

 

[TheHecatomb]

This one entirely depends on your appreciation for a certain movie and isn't just what (not) to say, but what (not) to do.

It involves dipping one's thumb into the sloppy results of the preceding copulation, dragging the moistened thumb across your partners forehead from left to right in a slight curve while uttering 'Simba...'.

You've just won this thread. Seriously. This is the most disgustingly hilarious thing I've read so far, and I'm definitely gonna try this next time I get laid.

 

[megapenguinx]

EDIT: Wow you're much better at this than your mum was..

"Wow, you're much better than my mum was"

"I'm sorry I yelled out my grandfather's name in the middle of it....."

And that's all my disturbed penguin brain can come up with right now.

 

[liger03]

"That's it? Damn..."
"Wait, I had a piercing on it before we did it..."

 

[ssjbardock]

if u guys are ready for the final voting the poll will be up in just a minute...

feel free to keep posting as im sure no matter what the winner is The Escapist will make a better

one.

EDIT: ITS UP!!! Please go give a vote on the poll.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.250472-Poll-Final-Result-Worst-Thing-You-Can-Say-After-Sex

 

[thublihnk]

I'm just surprised that still works.

 

[Koroviev]

Have a conversation about the merits of the flat tax
(kudos if you get the reference)

 

[ProjectJAY]

"Cut!"

 

[savandicus]

This one entirely depends on your appreciation for a certain movie and isn't just what (not) to say, but what (not) to do.

It involves dipping one's thumb into the sloppy results of the preceding copulation, dragging the moistened thumb across your partners forehead from left to right in a slight curve while uttering 'Simba...'.

Ok the internet has offically been won, everyone please turn off your computers and go outside, This man (Or woman) has won.

 

[carpathic]

Phew...I thought you were a man!

 

[sharkinz]

"Sorry..."

 

[mr_pants66]

"that was great mum"

 

[Flying Dagger]

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

This threads supposed to be bad things to say after sex

 

[ydkwidrmw]

I love you.

 

[ssjbardock]

u know wut, forget the voting, the polls arent working (like they literally are broken) so no votes

 

[balanovich]

so, how does it feel to be on live television?